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Danny Kelly
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Trans Europe Express (show AND pod!), H&J on @Talksport. @vftlpodcast Spurs pod via @theathleticuk. Ex-editor NME, Q. Fast and bulbous! Located: Kilkenny and the Canyons Of My Mind
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WHAT ARE SPURS NOW?
A deep dive into who and what post-Levy Spurs are. Where are we going? What is the objective? Can Thomas Frank fly the plane?
"Spurs must always be the stuff that dreams are made of..."
Me @jackpittbrooke.bsky.social @dankp.bsky.social
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The View From The Lane: A show about Spurs: What are Tottenham right now?
Host Danny Kelly is joined by The Athletic's Jack Pitt-Brooke & Dan Kilpatrick to take a considered step back and ask the question - What are Tottenham right now? What are they trying to do as a cl...
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Does anybody think the Social Admin of Dublin Airport is a football fan and was watching the match whilst working?
November 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
November 16, 2025 at 4:02 PM
After the rain 3. The same pitch, Rower-Inistioge GAA club, Kilkenny, before and after the deluge.
November 15, 2025 at 7:37 PM
After the rain 2. Also in Inistioge, Kilkenny. The little riverside park is now very much part of the roaring river Nore itself...
November 15, 2025 at 4:29 PM
After the rain. The GAA pitch at Inistioge, Kilkenny. As you can see from the goalposts, it's submerged under three feet of water from the River Nore.
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 PM
November 15, 2025 at 3:49 AM
Storm Claudia whipping the sea foam onto the seafront at Bray, County Wicklow. Fun.
November 14, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Here's my latest masterpiece for Track Record. It's about the new torrent of late goals, football's "bomb squads", and why they're here to stay. BONUS: how a hurling legend ended up doing five years in clink. Digest.
trackrecordmedia.org/2025/11/12/a...
November 13, 2025 at 5:01 PM
🔥🔥NEW VFTL🔥🔥
WHAT ARE SPURS NOW?
A deep dive into who and what post-Levy Spurs are. Where are we going? What is the objective? Can Thomas Frank fly the plane?
"Spurs must always be the stuff that dreams are made of..."
Me @jackpittbrooke.bsky.social @dankp.bsky.social
pod.fo/e/3521e1
The View From The Lane: A show about Spurs: What are Tottenham right now?
Host Danny Kelly is joined by The Athletic's Jack Pitt-Brooke & Dan Kilpatrick to take a considered step back and ask the question - What are Tottenham right now? What are they trying to do as a cl...
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November 13, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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The best ever summary of a football match courtesy of @dannykellywords.bsky.social Spurs v Man. Utd. "It was like watching an old episode of Jeux san Frontiere (It's a Knockout) with the opponents dressed in foam rubber suits and running into each other."
#COYS
November 10, 2025 at 2:30 PM
🔥🔥NEW VFTL🔥🔥
SAME OLD DEJA VU
🤡 Another lo-quality, hi-drama clash with Utd.
🔛 Subs change the game.
◀️ Left side lethargy.
❓️Who to blame for late equaliser: we name the guilty man!
🦕 Warning: contains cavemen eating dinosaurs!
Me @jackpittbrooke.bsky.social @jaydmharris.bsky.social
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The View From The Lane: A show about Spurs: Thrilling last gasp goals against Man Utd at home
Host Danny Kelly is joined by The Athletic's Jack Pitt-Brooke and Jay Harris to dissect Spurs' performance against Man Utd at home on Saturday. It looked set to be another disappointing afternoon a...
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November 10, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My latest piece for Track Record. Last weekend's dreadful Spurs display reminded me of other awful performances, disasters, and trainwrecks. Warning: contains David Luiz, Barbara Windsor, Lou Reed, and, erm, me. Read. Cringe. Enjoy.

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Spurs 0-1 Chelsea, Lou Reed’s Metal Machine Music, and other creative nadirs – Track Record
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November 8, 2025 at 10:04 AM
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Plus, in a flurry of creative output from us that is in no way down to a technical issue logjam, we have the wonderful
@dannykellywords.bsky.social digging into the art of the creative nadir inspired, naturally, by Spurs and it has this awesome opening par.

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November 7, 2025 at 3:59 PM
The brother took this picture of the beaver super moon over the sea at Bray, County Wicklow, this evening.
November 6, 2025 at 9:29 PM
🔥🔥NEW VFTL🔥🔥
SPURSY! SPURSY! SPURSY!
VIBES ROLLERCOASTER - UP!
🤩 After the shit-show, a Ch Lge belter.
🥅 Micky's (latest) worldie.
⚽️ Xavi, Kolo, Wilson shine.
🟥 Ludicrous red card.
🔫 Destiny's awful experience.
👹 Utd preview.
Me @jamestmaw.bsky.social @jackpittbrooke.bsky.social
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The View From The Lane: A show about Spurs: Fun chaos returns to the Tottenham Hotspur Stadium vs FC Copenhagen
Host Danny Kelly is joined by The Athletic's James Maw & Jack Pitt-Brooke to dissect a truly chaotic and wonderfully fun evening at home in the Champions League last night. They discuss all of the ...
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November 5, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Morning!
November 5, 2025 at 7:48 AM
November 5, 2025 at 3:27 AM
🔥🔥NEW VFTL🔥🔥
RARE ALL-SPURS CAST!
🤢 Another dismal display v Chelsea.
😵‍💫 and we mean DISMAL!
6️⃣ subs 3️⃣ shots 0️⃣ points
❌️ Djed, Micky and TF 👀
🤬 Disenchanted hurumphing v actual booing.
💋 Kisses for Vic
🇩🇰 Copenhagen next.
"ENJOY"
Me @jamestmaw.bsky.social
@dankp.bsky.social
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The View From The Lane: A show about Spurs: Another dismal performance against Chelsea + should we be worried?
Host Danny Kelly is joined by The Athletic's James Maw and Dan Kilpatrick to analyse yet another bad home performance. They discuss Frank's tactics, team selection, the crowd reaction, one particul...
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November 3, 2025 at 4:47 PM
Saturday. Autumn sunshine. Tea. And a local derby (Chelmsford v Braintree, 11 miles apart) FA Cup tie on the big telly. Not sure I could be much more content.
November 1, 2025 at 12:22 PM
Zaza. Small. Orca. Shit taken: zero.
October 31, 2025 at 10:52 AM
I WANT to go to bed, but... #KiKi #hero
October 31, 2025 at 12:23 AM
🔥🔥NEW VFTL🔥🔥
⚽️ Newcastle: good, bad or indifferent?; we disagree.
👟 Lacesgate: who's to blame?
🥅 A good night for Vicario.
👨🏻‍🦳 Chelsea madness memories: some good; most bad.
✒️ Sweet! More global Spurs emails.
Me @jackpittbrooke.bsky.social
@eliasburke.bsky.social
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The View From The Lane: A show about Spurs: Was Frank right to be incensed by opener? + Memories of Chelsea
Host Danny Kelly is joined by The Athletic's Jack Pitt-Brooke and Elias Burke (live from a hotel in Newcastle) to discuss Spurs' first away defeat of the 25/26 season. Together they ruminate on Tot...
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October 30, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Alert! Alert! I've written another piece for Track Record. This one is about clubs with very different owners, Liverpool and Sheffield Wednesday. Too much ambition can be an issue; not enough can be deadly. It's free, and ad-free too. Give it a go...
trackrecordmedia.org/2025/10/29/too
Too much ambition or too little? English football clubs remain at the whim of their owners – Track Record
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October 29, 2025 at 5:59 PM
Fella from the Electric has been examining the wooden pole on which our power line hangs. With a very grave face, he informed me that the pole has been severely weakened by... woodpeckers. He seemed slightly bewildered when I punched the air with delight. But... woodpeckers!
October 29, 2025 at 3:06 PM