Hey SLUTS 🫵 the Epstein files were just released 💥💥 and ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ BILL CLIT-TON ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️ ⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️⬛️

[seeing two of my neighbors finish having a conversation and go their separate ways, then waiting for a mysterious third guy to slowly emerge from the shadows so I can say "oh shit, THAT dude's gonna be in the next one?!]

The marvel movies have broken my brain because I find myself looking for Easter egg scenes after watching, like, the news.

and all this during the hallowed Men's Mental Health Month

Hmm. They appear to be doing some kind of parody of the “Happy Birthday” song. They’ve stated that I look like a monkey, but thankfully my odor has not been commented upo—

WHEN WILL DEFENSIVE BACKS LEARN TO BAT THE BALL DOWN ON HAIL MARYS

Beware the vibes of March

biblically accurate jorts

MRS TUMBL

Finally got the go-ahead to post my rejected theme song for Halt And Catch Fire. IT’S THEIR LOSS

at the rate this is going the academy awards should change their name to the movie awards

if I wanted your opinion, I'd have ripped off the duct tape

These Easy 200-Ingredient Recipes Will Have You Eating Food Eventually

unfortunately I woke up feeling weird so I will be passing away soon

Hockey leads all sports in people watching one game and saying “wow this sport is good I should watch it more often”

well i was hoping my son would start sports gambling today. parents, you know how it is. the 4-month mark's a big development window. if he misses this super bowl he has to wait a whole year to bet on the next one. it's just a hard world out there and he needs to understand that he could be a winner

59 years ago today, mild-mannered jim bowl was bitten by a radioactive spider

this image is so beautiful

Momentarily forgot the word "restaurant" so I asked my wife if she wanted to go to the dinner store tonight

James Cook

Your Super Bowl commercial does not need a teaser trailer.

i think that saquon barkley is the worst player in the history of football

*books flight to Washington DC*
*grabs uber*
*sprints to studio*
*gasps for breath*

ON MY FACE

Here it is! You didn’t ask for it!

Part 2 of my line-by-line breakdown of the CBB The Music Man fight (from ep 887 AND the Best of 2024 Part 3), where I validate comment on not only their takes on the movie but also on what they’re even arguing about!!

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