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This shit is so annoying!!!! when do we get to actually busting up these monopolies? I'm saying this so I can do better for myself too: buy physical media you love whenever possible. Digital media can and will be taken away, without notice and at any time.
Netflix is officially buying Warner Bros. Discovery and HBO Max in an $82.7 billion deal.
The announcement came after a weeks-long bidding war that pitted the streaming giant against David Ellison’s Paramount Skydance and Comcast.
The announcement came after a weeks-long bidding war that pitted the streaming giant against David Ellison’s Paramount Skydance and Comcast.
Netflix to Buy Warner Bros. and HBO Max in $82.7 Billion Deal
It's official: Netflix and Warner Bros. Discovery announced an agreement under which Netflix will acquire Warner Bros., including its film and television studios, HBO Max and HBO.
variety.com
December 5, 2025 at 1:58 PM
This shit is so annoying!!!! when do we get to actually busting up these monopolies? I'm saying this so I can do better for myself too: buy physical media you love whenever possible. Digital media can and will be taken away, without notice and at any time.
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burger is easily top 5 human achievements
December 5, 2025 at 4:36 AM
burger is easily top 5 human achievements
I wonder if anyone thinks of Taylor Swift's New Girl episode, Elaine's Big Day, as much as I do. This May 14th will be the 13 year anniversary. Maybe a date to watch for pertaining to upcoming nuptials
December 5, 2025 at 11:57 AM
I wonder if anyone thinks of Taylor Swift's New Girl episode, Elaine's Big Day, as much as I do. This May 14th will be the 13 year anniversary. Maybe a date to watch for pertaining to upcoming nuptials
Requested a ticket for my city's mayor elect's inauguration 🤞 it's happening within walking distance, it would be so nice to go to a big event and not have to struggle with parking so hopefully I get a ticket in the mail!
December 5, 2025 at 10:53 AM
Requested a ticket for my city's mayor elect's inauguration 🤞 it's happening within walking distance, it would be so nice to go to a big event and not have to struggle with parking so hopefully I get a ticket in the mail!
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Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
December 5, 2025 at 12:09 AM
Red Lobster never released a commercial with a jingle that went “Shrimply having a wonderful Fishmastime.” That’s why they went bankrupt.
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REPORT: Lookups of 'frankincense' and 'myrrh' are up 3200% from this time last month.
December 4, 2025 at 8:08 PM
REPORT: Lookups of 'frankincense' and 'myrrh' are up 3200% from this time last month.
I'm scared to get my hopes up, but I think she's gonna do it. That rainbow bracelet in full view, no longer in black and white/shades of greige. In screaming color if you may.
Not getting myself too hopeful for the docuseries but I'm still down for a 2026 postgame analysis
Not getting myself too hopeful for the docuseries but I'm still down for a 2026 postgame analysis
December 4, 2025 at 8:53 PM
I'm scared to get my hopes up, but I think she's gonna do it. That rainbow bracelet in full view, no longer in black and white/shades of greige. In screaming color if you may.
Not getting myself too hopeful for the docuseries but I'm still down for a 2026 postgame analysis
Not getting myself too hopeful for the docuseries but I'm still down for a 2026 postgame analysis
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people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
December 4, 2025 at 3:47 AM
people, you have the chance to put my book ahead of Olivia Nuzzi’s on the bestseller list. put aside all other considerations and think how objectively funny this would be. #1, that Mountain Goats guy. #2, Antivax Man Has My Heart. funniest list of the century. We can do this if we try
"Huh why couldn't I fall asleep and why have I been up since 2?" The full moon. It's a full moon babe.
December 4, 2025 at 10:22 AM
"Huh why couldn't I fall asleep and why have I been up since 2?" The full moon. It's a full moon babe.
It's such low hanging engagement bait to razz Taylor Swift on social media. I know it works because she has a lot of fans who feel the need to go to war for her every time someone says they don't like her, but I'm just like "good, one less person to fight with for concert tickets"
December 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
It's such low hanging engagement bait to razz Taylor Swift on social media. I know it works because she has a lot of fans who feel the need to go to war for her every time someone says they don't like her, but I'm just like "good, one less person to fight with for concert tickets"
I had no idea Ethan Hawke did a Fox News interview
*RECORD SCRATCH*
Ethan Hawke: Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
Ethan Hawke: Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got here.
December 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
I had no idea Ethan Hawke did a Fox News interview
New upcoming music from the 1975! I wish they'd stop doing that
December 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
New upcoming music from the 1975! I wish they'd stop doing that
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what’s more virgin than a computer
December 3, 2025 at 1:24 PM
what’s more virgin than a computer
Their new trick should be taxing the wealthy so public transit can be a free service
Subway and bus fare evasion cost New York City’s transit system nearly $1 billion last year. Will an arsenal of new tricks turn things around? trib.al/BzbS2FD
December 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Their new trick should be taxing the wealthy so public transit can be a free service
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Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using her song ‘Juno’ for a pro-ICE video:
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
December 2, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Sabrina Carpenter slams the White House for using her song ‘Juno’ for a pro-ICE video:
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
“this video is evil and disgusting. Do not ever involve me or my music to benefit your inhumane agenda.”
Snowy ass morning outside and I'm cozy at home, wish the eras documentary was already out because today would be the best day to watch it 😞
December 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Snowy ass morning outside and I'm cozy at home, wish the eras documentary was already out because today would be the best day to watch it 😞
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For all the mfers who say workers just serve coffee, just deliver packages, just stock shelves, just clean rooms, just prep food, or just check in guests, remember this, they keep our communities running every day. And when they’re on a picket line, you respect it.
December 2, 2025 at 3:26 AM
For all the mfers who say workers just serve coffee, just deliver packages, just stock shelves, just clean rooms, just prep food, or just check in guests, remember this, they keep our communities running every day. And when they’re on a picket line, you respect it.
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Tim Robinson as Columbo, doing the "Just one more thing" but then asking a ridiculous question that has nothing to do with the murder
December 1, 2025 at 9:09 AM
Tim Robinson as Columbo, doing the "Just one more thing" but then asking a ridiculous question that has nothing to do with the murder
Emailed a coffee roaster I'm sampling this month bc I found a pretty large rock in my bag, I offhandedly mentioned that I thought the beans should be labeled "Dark" not medium dark bc of the sheen/hue, the roaster replied letting me know they're going to update the packaging 🫣
December 2, 2025 at 11:11 AM
Emailed a coffee roaster I'm sampling this month bc I found a pretty large rock in my bag, I offhandedly mentioned that I thought the beans should be labeled "Dark" not medium dark bc of the sheen/hue, the roaster replied letting me know they're going to update the packaging 🫣
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Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol made $95 million last year. His workers are striking for the bare minimum. Glad to be on the right side of the picket line with them.
December 1, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Starbucks CEO Brian Niccol made $95 million last year. His workers are striking for the bare minimum. Glad to be on the right side of the picket line with them.
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Elizabeth Taylor was a desperately needed public voice in the fight against HIV/AIDS, especially in the early days. She used her fame and status to do what the government wouldn't, and she did it with profound empathy, rage, and grace
December 1, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Elizabeth Taylor was a desperately needed public voice in the fight against HIV/AIDS, especially in the early days. She used her fame and status to do what the government wouldn't, and she did it with profound empathy, rage, and grace
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THIS is the Elizabeth Taylor I continue to hope Taylor is emulating
December 1, 2025 at 9:40 PM
THIS is the Elizabeth Taylor I continue to hope Taylor is emulating
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This is an excellent choice because it will also undoubtedly rage bait the people who feel the need to go "erm rage bait is two words actually"
Oxford University Press has chosen “rage bait” as its 2025 Word of the Year. The open-compound word, which beat out “biohack” and “aura farming,” goes back at least to 2002. www.nytimes.com/2025/11/30/a...
December 1, 2025 at 1:04 AM
This is an excellent choice because it will also undoubtedly rage bait the people who feel the need to go "erm rage bait is two words actually"
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