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Kai❤️‍🔥✨
@plantmutual.bsky.social
versemonger of the darkest alleys— that’s ME! • 30 • they/them • leftist • gaylor
Proud Fearless Lover
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Its so macabre in the best way!

Also thank you for saying this 💕 I'm so appreciative of you and this space we have 😌🫶
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
God the petrichor, wet stone and lilac opening of this juice tugs at my heartstrings! The most photorealistic petrichor I can think of, and that carroty ambrette smell is so gorgeous here. Lilac in perfume often comes across so wistful and heartbroken. An 11/10 for me but also my riskiest blind buy!
November 14, 2025 at 2:47 PM
I've been feeing a bit spicy but I think tbh I've kept it VERY even keel. I'm a gemini mercury and a virgo mars so I've gone a little HR/Publicist mode to protect myself from putting my foot in my mouth lol
November 14, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I will say it until I'm blue in the face: being a Starbucks barista was no kidding, the lowest point in my life. Being harassed by c-suiters for having the audacity to want better for myself and my fellow worker made me LOSE my MIND. Do not do not do not do not ever set foot into a Starbucks.
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Support roasters that value transparent trade agreements. Support roasters who see the value in ensuring coffee bean farmers and the roasters of green bean coffee are paid living wages. Starbucks does not engage in these practices and greenwashes the process of their green bean sourcing.
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Coffee, as an equatorial cultivated food, is in a highly volatile situation re: the coffee belt and climate change. Brazil (where 40% of coffee originates from) suffered massive drought this year which will impact harvests.
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Btw now is a great time to patronize local third wave cafes that SB has tried to drive traffic away from. Or, if you have the liquid income, invest in a home espresso machine and never have to go out for a latte again!
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
This was the exact same cart I built before deciding I'm too broke to treat myself AND get my cat another cat tree for Christmas 🫡
November 13, 2025 at 7:30 PM
I KNOW they don't mean it like this at all, but "have as much fun as you can" is something I say to people before they set off on an obligation they REAAALLLLY don't want to fulfill lmao
November 13, 2025 at 4:21 PM
I literally don't even care if you personally don't like sex work or frown upon it. Fucking WHATEVER. Stop deciding everything you don't like should be banned because that's how these legislative weirdos get you too! Your smug indignation is indication that your government played you for a fool!
November 13, 2025 at 1:56 PM
If you're anti sex work I need you to shut the fuck up and get over yourself. Especially if you're a stay at home spouse trading sex and subservience for a roof over your head. I am NOT a safe space for SWERFs.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Nearly any and all legislative "protections" for women and children re: online spaces are anti-sex work legislation that sneakily force through more surveillance against private citizens. Your pearlclutching over people gaining financial freedom through sex work is what got us here.
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
The wealth of espresso knowledge local cafes are missing out on by not hiring me with my whole ass espresso machine sales job 🥴🥴🥴
November 12, 2025 at 2:57 PM
No kidding if I could find a cafe job that respected my availability with my field sales job I would do it! Problem is my in person days for work are Friday-Sunday, and no business would be cool with me not being available for the 3 busiest days of the week in food/bev! 🫣
November 12, 2025 at 2:56 PM