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Kai🪩🩵
@plantmutual.bsky.social
versemonger of the darkest alleys— that’s ME! • 30 • they/them • leftist • gaylor
Proud Fearless Lover
♊︎ ♏︎ ♉︎ • 🩷💜💙🩵 • 🏎️ CL16 • 🍃 • 🐈‍⬛
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never forget that Bad Bunny is a rare species of Gaga fan - a Chromatica stan
February 9, 2026 at 6:08 AM
It probably feels so good to be a curling stone slowly rotating and sliding down the ice
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
Gaga and her friend Jigglypuff are so cute 🫶

I need to do a photo shoot with a pokemon plushie now 🫣
February 9, 2026 at 10:30 AM
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Professional pictures of Lady Gaga performing with Bad Bunny at the Apple Music Super Bowl LX Halftime Show.
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
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Bad Bunny’s closing messages during his Super Bowl performance:

“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
“Together, we are America”
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
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Lady Gaga dancing with Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
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Benito with the electric poles as a giant fuck you to the Trump admin throwing out paper towels when the island lost power after the hurricane. BAD BUNNY THE MAN YOU ARE
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
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Do you think Bad Bunny will announce Pikmin 5 during the Super Bowl Halftime Show later today?
February 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
This halftime show rules guys
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
Off the heels of former Barclays CEO James Staley citing Jay Z as the reason us poors will never revolt against the billionaire class and their capitalist exploitation of our bodies and labor 🫣 as was recently uncovered in the JE🗂️s
Jay Z wiping his insta is… 👀

Miss Tina unfollowing Jay Z is… 👀
February 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
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I have yet to see any evidence that there is a market for AI-generated books outside of people being tricked into thinking they are not AI-generated books. AKA, it is a project of scamming and deceiving people, and really should be treated as fraud
February 8, 2026 at 6:55 PM
Electric Touch playing at work 🥰🫶
February 8, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Jack Schlossberg is a huge fucking dweeb please NOBODY WANTS THIS WE JUST WANT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE
Or... Hear me out on this one... We stop having political dynasties.
February 8, 2026 at 4:42 PM
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“Renee was not the first person killed, and she was not the last,” Becca Good said. “You know my wife’s name and you know Alex’s name, but there are many others in this city being harmed that you don’t know — their families are hurting just like mine, even if they don’t look like mine.”
Renee Good's partner addresses Minneapolis immigration crackdown one month after killing
Becca Good has seldom spoken out since Renee Good was shot and killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis on Jan. 7.
nbcnews.to
February 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
I love Hedley & Bennett smocks (would love to be able to buy one someday) but their ads drive me up a wall. Specifically the way people don't pull their mid-back length hair back so it's not falling over their shoulders into their food.
February 8, 2026 at 12:22 PM
If I could ask Taylor Swift any question, it would be "which song by The Starting Line are you alluding to on The Black Dog?"

It would assumably by off of Say It Like You Mean It (2002) because of alcohol drinking age laws in the US, but it could be off of Based On A True Story (2005) if 18+
February 7, 2026 at 9:58 PM
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Shout out to my partner for pointing out she broke the 4th wall on the Graham Norton show and that is says ‘self help tape’ on the right.
February 6, 2026 at 11:51 PM
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It’s giving gay rom-com

🍿🎬🎞️🥨📼
February 7, 2026 at 9:18 PM
Thematic spoilers for Twin Peaks: The Return but I thought my mutuals would find this valuable
#TwinPeaks Doubles
Cooper/Dougie (pure) & the Drunk (distorted) are a mirror🪞reflector, amplifying nature and intentions of their vis-à-vis.
"The observer must be passive, so that the observed can reveal itself." ~ Krishnamurti
Sakshi: the unaffected non-acting witness
Satsang: the company of truth
February 7, 2026 at 8:02 PM
What will the NFL do to oust proud MAGA owners like the Pegulas, Kraft, and the Hunt family? Vague jabs against racist sports fans does very little to prevent NFL owners from financing conservative election campaigns.
IMO the NFL knows exactly what they did choosing Bad Bunny & Green Day, the Super Bowl as a wink-wink 🖕🖕 to Trumpism & those that swore they’d leave over anthem kneeling—but didn’t. NFL cares most about growth, which means not aligning w/ a local cult that is widely reviled & increasingly unpopular.
February 7, 2026 at 7:29 PM
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#TwinPeaks
Amidst the absurd mystery of the strange forces of existence: Happy heavenly birthday #MiguelFerrer
After the square dance, we can all take a hayride.
I bet he still doesn't suffer fools gladly, and fools with badges never:
Thank you for all the great moments in law enforcement history!
February 7, 2026 at 1:29 PM
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February 7, 2026 at 6:37 PM
So you're saying if it hit number 1 on the Spotify charts, Opalite would have went up 38 spots of course
Taylor Swift's "Opalite" returns to its peak of #2 on the global Spotify chart with 6.214 million streams, up 37 spots.

Up 181% in streams.
February 7, 2026 at 6:41 PM
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hahahah come on 😭
February 7, 2026 at 6:37 AM
"Feels like -22°f" it really, really does 🥴 holy flare-up batman
February 7, 2026 at 3:48 PM