Kai🪩🩵
@plantmutual.bsky.social
versemonger of the darkest alleys— that’s ME! • 30 • they/them • leftist • gaylor
Proud Fearless Lover
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Proud Fearless Lover
♊︎ ♏︎ ♉︎ • 🩷💜💙🩵 • 🏎️ CL16 • 🍃 • 🐈⬛
Ketchup is in boxes today 🤕
February 16, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Ketchup is in boxes today 🤕
Tofu scramble breakfast empanadas made🙂↕️ love stealing recipes from my old (permanently closed) employer
February 16, 2026 at 2:35 PM
Tofu scramble breakfast empanadas made🙂↕️ love stealing recipes from my old (permanently closed) employer
So not only is the lunar new year ushering in the year of the horse... it's the year of the FIRE horse
February 16, 2026 at 11:05 AM
So not only is the lunar new year ushering in the year of the horse... it's the year of the FIRE horse
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Happy Valentine's Day! ❤️🔥
February 14, 2026 at 8:40 PM
Happy Valentine's Day! ❤️🔥
So true that you can't choose your echolalia stim because I've had two this week:
"I just wanna kiss my fish... drive my truck... drank my beer"
And
"Si te quieres divertir con encanto y con primor, solo tienes que vivir un Verano en Nuevayol!"
Inside you are two halftime shows
"I just wanna kiss my fish... drive my truck... drank my beer"
And
"Si te quieres divertir con encanto y con primor, solo tienes que vivir un Verano en Nuevayol!"
Inside you are two halftime shows
February 14, 2026 at 9:08 PM
So true that you can't choose your echolalia stim because I've had two this week:
"I just wanna kiss my fish... drive my truck... drank my beer"
And
"Si te quieres divertir con encanto y con primor, solo tienes que vivir un Verano en Nuevayol!"
Inside you are two halftime shows
"I just wanna kiss my fish... drive my truck... drank my beer"
And
"Si te quieres divertir con encanto y con primor, solo tienes que vivir un Verano en Nuevayol!"
Inside you are two halftime shows
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"quarterback sensation sean jackson has popped the lock on the closet and come out. what does this mean for sean jackson? will there be more house music played in the locker room?" - valentine's day, 2010
February 14, 2026 at 1:12 AM
"quarterback sensation sean jackson has popped the lock on the closet and come out. what does this mean for sean jackson? will there be more house music played in the locker room?" - valentine's day, 2010
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Yes you can imply that rock is a girl that ends up with another girl and yap about best friends being in love and eating lesbian pretzels together but you have to post something about Travis on your Instagram stories
February 13, 2026 at 7:40 PM
Yes you can imply that rock is a girl that ends up with another girl and yap about best friends being in love and eating lesbian pretzels together but you have to post something about Travis on your Instagram stories
Happy Valentine's Day Gaylors🫶💕
February 14, 2026 at 11:19 AM
Happy Valentine's Day Gaylors🫶💕
Me vs the unnecessary guilt I hoist upon myself when I reorganize my work schedule (that I make myself) to give myself the afternoon off when I'm not feeling well 🥴
February 13, 2026 at 3:56 PM
Me vs the unnecessary guilt I hoist upon myself when I reorganize my work schedule (that I make myself) to give myself the afternoon off when I'm not feeling well 🥴
Noticing the people in my life who correctly discuss the genocide and starvation of Palestinians are MUTE about the situation in Cuba right now like it's not alarmingly similar.
Haiti and Cuba rose up against colonialism to free themselves from slavery, and have been punished since.
Haiti and Cuba rose up against colonialism to free themselves from slavery, and have been punished since.
February 12, 2026 at 12:36 PM
Noticing the people in my life who correctly discuss the genocide and starvation of Palestinians are MUTE about the situation in Cuba right now like it's not alarmingly similar.
Haiti and Cuba rose up against colonialism to free themselves from slavery, and have been punished since.
Haiti and Cuba rose up against colonialism to free themselves from slavery, and have been punished since.
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never forget that Bad Bunny is a rare species of Gaga fan - a Chromatica stan
February 9, 2026 at 6:08 AM
never forget that Bad Bunny is a rare species of Gaga fan - a Chromatica stan
It probably feels so good to be a curling stone slowly rotating and sliding down the ice
February 9, 2026 at 2:47 PM
It probably feels so good to be a curling stone slowly rotating and sliding down the ice
Gaga and her friend Jigglypuff are so cute 🫶
I need to do a photo shoot with a pokemon plushie now 🫣
I need to do a photo shoot with a pokemon plushie now 🫣
February 9, 2026 at 10:30 AM
Gaga and her friend Jigglypuff are so cute 🫶
I need to do a photo shoot with a pokemon plushie now 🫣
I need to do a photo shoot with a pokemon plushie now 🫣
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Professional pictures of Lady Gaga performing with Bad Bunny at the Apple Music Super Bowl LX Halftime Show.
February 9, 2026 at 1:41 AM
Professional pictures of Lady Gaga performing with Bad Bunny at the Apple Music Super Bowl LX Halftime Show.
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Bad Bunny’s closing messages during his Super Bowl performance:
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
“Together, we are America”
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
“Together, we are America”
February 9, 2026 at 1:51 AM
Bad Bunny’s closing messages during his Super Bowl performance:
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
“Together, we are America”
“The only thing more powerful than hate is love”
“Together, we are America”
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Lady Gaga dancing with Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl.
February 9, 2026 at 1:29 AM
Lady Gaga dancing with Bad Bunny at the Super Bowl.
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Benito with the electric poles as a giant fuck you to the Trump admin throwing out paper towels when the island lost power after the hurricane. BAD BUNNY THE MAN YOU ARE
February 9, 2026 at 1:35 AM
Benito with the electric poles as a giant fuck you to the Trump admin throwing out paper towels when the island lost power after the hurricane. BAD BUNNY THE MAN YOU ARE
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Do you think Bad Bunny will announce Pikmin 5 during the Super Bowl Halftime Show later today?
February 8, 2026 at 9:17 PM
Do you think Bad Bunny will announce Pikmin 5 during the Super Bowl Halftime Show later today?
This halftime show rules guys
February 9, 2026 at 1:25 AM
This halftime show rules guys
Off the heels of former Barclays CEO James Staley citing Jay Z as the reason us poors will never revolt against the billionaire class and their capitalist exploitation of our bodies and labor 🫣 as was recently uncovered in the JE🗂️s
Jay Z wiping his insta is… 👀
Miss Tina unfollowing Jay Z is… 👀
Miss Tina unfollowing Jay Z is… 👀
February 8, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Off the heels of former Barclays CEO James Staley citing Jay Z as the reason us poors will never revolt against the billionaire class and their capitalist exploitation of our bodies and labor 🫣 as was recently uncovered in the JE🗂️s
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I have yet to see any evidence that there is a market for AI-generated books outside of people being tricked into thinking they are not AI-generated books. AKA, it is a project of scamming and deceiving people, and really should be treated as fraud
February 8, 2026 at 6:55 PM
I have yet to see any evidence that there is a market for AI-generated books outside of people being tricked into thinking they are not AI-generated books. AKA, it is a project of scamming and deceiving people, and really should be treated as fraud
Electric Touch playing at work 🥰🫶
February 8, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Electric Touch playing at work 🥰🫶
Jack Schlossberg is a huge fucking dweeb please NOBODY WANTS THIS WE JUST WANT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE
Or... Hear me out on this one... We stop having political dynasties.
February 8, 2026 at 4:42 PM
Jack Schlossberg is a huge fucking dweeb please NOBODY WANTS THIS WE JUST WANT UNIVERSAL HEALTHCARE
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“Renee was not the first person killed, and she was not the last,” Becca Good said. “You know my wife’s name and you know Alex’s name, but there are many others in this city being harmed that you don’t know — their families are hurting just like mine, even if they don’t look like mine.”
Renee Good's partner addresses Minneapolis immigration crackdown one month after killing
Becca Good has seldom spoken out since Renee Good was shot and killed by an ICE agent in Minneapolis on Jan. 7.
nbcnews.to
February 7, 2026 at 9:00 PM
“Renee was not the first person killed, and she was not the last,” Becca Good said. “You know my wife’s name and you know Alex’s name, but there are many others in this city being harmed that you don’t know — their families are hurting just like mine, even if they don’t look like mine.”
I love Hedley & Bennett smocks (would love to be able to buy one someday) but their ads drive me up a wall. Specifically the way people don't pull their mid-back length hair back so it's not falling over their shoulders into their food.
February 8, 2026 at 12:22 PM
I love Hedley & Bennett smocks (would love to be able to buy one someday) but their ads drive me up a wall. Specifically the way people don't pull their mid-back length hair back so it's not falling over their shoulders into their food.