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versemonger of the darkest alleys— that’s ME! • 30 • they/them • leftist • gaylor
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‘Father’ and ‘dad’ are synonyms.

‘Figure’ and ‘bod’ are synonyms.

But, a ‘father figure’ and a ‘dad bod’ aren’t exactly the same thing…
November 14, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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trumps administration is the largest looting of the working class funneled up to the wealthy in history
November 14, 2025 at 4:05 PM
My brain being mean to me perseveres so I'm putting on that Nosferatu perfume by Heretic to really lean into how tortured and brooding I am
Oof my brain is being NASTYYYY to me today 🥴
November 14, 2025 at 2:26 PM
If you are like me and already don't patronize Starbucks (I haven't since the company ousted me for my union support in 2022!) sign up for the Monday night zoom meeting posted in this thread, so you can find out how you can support striking baristas!
Today, Starbucks workers in 40+ cities began a historic ULP strike. But we’re NOT finished.

We're prepared to escalate with more stores striking if we don’t see substantial progress toward finalizing contracts that address pay, hours/staffing, and the resolution of 100s of ULPs.
November 14, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Read about how Sam Altman wants openAI to have a 250 gigawatt capacity by 2033 (this is approximately the level of electricity used by 1.5B people, or the entire country of India)

Gonna see if my partner wants to watch First Reformed about it tonight bc I am feeling 🤪🤪🤪🤪AHHHHHHHHH!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!
November 14, 2025 at 12:10 PM
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Moral neutrality is a tool of the status quo
Got turned down on a piece about ICE in Chicago for an international news org because they believed I couldn’t be objective about my neighbors getting kidnapped. And well, guilty as charged I guess.
November 12, 2025 at 7:12 PM
BTW any of my online friends who are also playing ACNH again ahead of the January update, my first villager is moving out today and is currently in boxes. It's Gayle! Anyone want her before I send her off to the land of 1s and 0s?
November 13, 2025 at 4:17 PM
"Flip the script" is used in one other Taylor song (besides the clean version of Karma where the trailer pulls from)

That song is imgonnagetyouback:
I can take the upper hand and touch your body
flip the script and leave you like a dumb house party
or I might just love you til the end
November 13, 2025 at 2:13 PM
You (as in the collective you) have GOT to start paying much more through attention to the legislature that sex workers have been sounding the alarm about for years.
Hidden in the controversial about UK "choking ban" proposal are a host of even more egregious proposals that could:

* make camming illegal
* redefine escort ads as pimping
* render model contracts unenforceable
* criminalize discussions of teen sexuality

And a whole lot more ...
Moral panic about rough sex gives way to censorship in the UK
British regulators and lawmakers are hot on a measure that would make possessing or publishing strangulation porn a crime.
reason.com
November 13, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Oof my brain is being NASTYYYY to me today 🥴
November 13, 2025 at 10:31 AM
It's actually really cruel that every juggernaut in the Swancore genre is an unequivocal sex pest. Taylor Swift doesn't have enough arpeggio and real cymbals in her music to fill the void even if "a red rose grew up out of ice frozen ground with no one to tweet it" is spiritually swancore lyricism
November 12, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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*gritting teeth* I'm glad everyone is having a good aurora, happy for them
November 12, 2025 at 3:19 AM
Finally got around to watching Mickey 17 last night and it was very fun. I think Bong Joon Ho may have something to say about the exploitation of workers 🤔
November 12, 2025 at 11:16 AM
The urge to open a café... it strikes once again
November 12, 2025 at 11:11 AM
C Suiters have known this for years and it's why C suite executives at Starbucks won't come to the table to negotiate a union contract with SBWU baristas, who have voted for representation at more than 600 stores in the US in the last 4 years so far. There is still no first contract.
it's not that i ever doubted that being a barista was a skilled position, but my year-long effort to try to produce a half-decent latte at home has convinced me that a good barista is easily more skilled than virtually every c-suite executive on the planet
November 12, 2025 at 10:35 AM
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sorry I'm late has anyone done this one yet
November 9, 2025 at 11:16 AM
Hypothalamus so deep-fried from years of trauma that I shivered the entire time I drank my morning coffee and, while I was shivering, proceeded to sweat through my PJs.
November 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Was literally listening to Rocket Man the other day (I know that's not on goodbye yellow brick road ANYYYWAY) and thinking about its lyrical similarities to Down Bad

anyway Rocket Man is on Honky Chateau (the winding road leads to the chateau)
November 8, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Oh right, because people stopped shopping at target because they weren't getting smiled at by associates. No other reason 😵‍💫
"Store employees are now required to smile if they are within 10 feet of a shopper.

They also must make eye contact with and wave to or greet the customer.

If they’re within four feet, the employee should ask how the customer’s day is going or if they need help."

🙄 Won't stop the boycott, y'all.
Target is now requiring its employees to smile more
As the holiday season fast approaches, Target is urging its employees to add a little more “jolly” to their work routine.
www.wilx.com
November 8, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Which is so curious, I get more engagement per post on bluesky than I ever did on Twitter post Musty rat purchase. Twitter bot farms work hard to keep their bot accounts active I guess!
November 8, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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I always come back to how insulting the idea is that I need a plagiarism chatbot to help me “organize my thoughts” and “come up with ideas,” something I am perfectly capable of doing myself and never asked for any help with
November 8, 2025 at 5:38 PM
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Just a reminder that Anchorage International Airport is 1) a major hub for communities only accessible via air and 2) the fourth busiest cargo hub *in the world*

So uhhh this is bad for more than just your holiday travel plans 😬
Thousands of flights across the U.S. are set to be canceled. Here's a list of 40 affected airports and what you need to know. 🔗 on.wsj.com/3LsYeYz
November 7, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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You know what would be a great way to celebrate Mamdani’s historic win?

Donate to a food bank. Give to community fridges. Call and check on your disabled or elderly neighbour and see if they need groceries.

SNAP still hasn’t been funded and people need help now.
November 5, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Maybe I'm delusional but I have to hope Taylor was seen out in NY yesterday as a gesture that she will NOT be one of the billionaires running to Florida when Mamdani is sworn in
November 6, 2025 at 11:08 AM