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redwood tree 🪾(mad woman’s version)
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monsters turned out to be just trees🪾👩🏼‍🦰
not the kind that’s thrown 😎🌴
pop music will never be low brow🐾
now is the time to face the wind 🌬️🪩
home of meangirls theory🕵🏽‍♀️💖

investigating beyond the pop surface 🔎🧨🍿
🏳️‍🌈🫒 | she/her millennial | not the real tree
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the official treepaineburner thread of threads 🧡 👩🏽‍💻 📝 a collection of lyrical analysis, theories, musings etc ⤵️
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The motifs are motifing
also notably like kimber’s funeral dress
Domhnall Gleeson, who played curse-breaker Bill Weasley, undoes the horcrux magic of the opal necklace (that cursed an Imperiused Katie Bell) in a mirrored Bejeweled gem room 💎🪞🪩

The bejeweled collar of her dress here is like the Iris (Strange, war widow, 1st lesbian film) dress she wore last time
February 5, 2026 at 11:41 PM
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Domhnall Gleeson, who played curse-breaker Bill Weasley, undoes the horcrux magic of the opal necklace (that cursed an Imperiused Katie Bell) in a mirrored Bejeweled gem room 💎🪞🪩

The bejeweled collar of her dress here is like the Iris (Strange, war widow, 1st lesbian film) dress she wore last time
February 5, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I’m still laughing that people think Bradley and gigi are genuinely together
February 9, 2026 at 1:06 AM
I just now realized that the time difference might mean Bad Bunny has to perform in the daytime? and now I’m agitated because I have found every daylight halftime show to be a complete bore. no matter how good the artist is, it just feels wrong and looks so awkward to me lol
February 8, 2026 at 11:02 PM
rant on cactus vs rock but I’m not entirely prepared to do a full analysis thread because I think I need to sit with it more
if taylor actually was the type of person to represent her partner’s ex (whom she has no relationship with at all, particularly following racism accusations) as an inanimate object that hurts everyone around it i would not support taylor swift. I choose to believe she’s not that cruel OR stupid!
February 8, 2026 at 10:54 PM
if taylor actually was the type of person to represent her partner’s ex (whom she has no relationship with at all, particularly following racism accusations) as an inanimate object that hurts everyone around it i would not support taylor swift. I choose to believe she’s not that cruel OR stupid!
February 8, 2026 at 10:32 PM
something I’ve realized about her fandom is that one of the reasons they stick so hard to paternity testing every song and video is not JUST because of her own marketing choices but also because they idolize her and can’t seem to ever view her as the cause of her own demise. even after anti hero
February 8, 2026 at 9:40 PM
NUEVAAAAAYOLLLLLL
February 8, 2026 at 8:04 PM
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We WERE like the mall before the internet
February 8, 2026 at 5:18 PM
the speed and editing of the credits at the end of the video is SO FUNNY to me and it’s even funnier that when I watched this interview on some wack website I literally told @myeyesviolet.bsky.social it felt like an episode of the office because it it kept zooming in on everyone’s faces
February 8, 2026 at 4:23 PM
I’ve said this 100 times but always bears repeating…

Red wood Tree 🌲 it ain’t hard to see!
Shade never made anybody less gay
Please picture me in the trees

All of the red haired characters in the TSCU represent the brand/PR that protects her from exposure to the daylight. Even the author in ATW
“sit right by my side in the shade, not the kind that’s thrown but under where a tree has grown”
February 8, 2026 at 3:35 PM
i swear to god this video is connected to hits different. She gets kicked out of the bar!
NOW THE SUN BURNS MY HEART
AND THE SAND HURTS MY FEELINGS
AND I NEVER DONT CRU
🎤NO I NEVER DONT CRY
AT THE BAAAAAAAR
YEAH MY SADNESS IS CONTAGIOUS
🎤MY SAAAAADNESS IS CONTAGIOUS
February 8, 2026 at 3:29 PM
soooooo excited to do screenshots weeeeeee I’ve been in a severely depressive rut creatively and emotionally and this just came at the right time. I love when the timeline is ALIVE
February 8, 2026 at 3:21 PM
NOW THE SUN BURNS MY HEART
AND THE SAND HURTS MY FEELINGS
AND I NEVER DONT CRU
🎤NO I NEVER DONT CRY
AT THE BAAAAAAAR
YEAH MY SADNESS IS CONTAGIOUS
🎤MY SAAAAADNESS IS CONTAGIOUS
February 8, 2026 at 3:17 PM
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she’s never made shit more obvious like this is crazy at this point
February 6, 2026 at 3:52 PM
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A Historically BLACK University cannot say Black.
A Historically BLACK University cannot say Black.
A HISTORICALLY BLACK UNIVERSITY cannot say Black.
February 8, 2026 at 3:06 PM
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Breaking: Democrat Chasity Martinez just won a Louisiana district in a massive landslide victory.

Trump won this district by 13 points.
February 8, 2026 at 4:39 AM
has anyone researched the history of the pet rock because it’s kind of hilarious also A24 licensed a new version of the pet rock for the movie everything everywhere all at once
Everything Everywhere Pet Rock™
The Official Everything Everywhere All At Once Pet Rock™ includes one googly eye rock with paper nest and a care and training pamphlet, Rock size may vary.
shop.a24films.com
February 8, 2026 at 5:02 AM
lol I turned on NBC thinking it was Connor’s SNL ep (too early it’s in a few weeks) and now I’m watching some kind of extreme skiing
February 8, 2026 at 4:44 AM
paradise is the debutant ball… thank you for the lovely bouquet!
Palm trees are for karma the album I scream as they drag me into a padded room
February 8, 2026 at 4:42 AM
I just watched an hour of superbowl halftime shows and it’s so crazy to me how often women out-perform cis men in sound, choreo, design etc with kendrick being a rare unicorn
February 8, 2026 at 4:01 AM
!!!!!!!!! (former CEO of Victoria’s Secret)
So Les Wexner might finally be held accountable for creating and enabling Epstein and his band of predators on Feb 18th (but I doubt it, he’ll refuse to answer, or Republicans will use whataboutism rather than question him). Let’s wait to see if it actually happens. Close all the windows.
February 8, 2026 at 12:35 AM
evermore hits so much harder and so much sadder the more we learn and reaffirm
February 8, 2026 at 12:23 AM
when Tay sprays Her w Opalite (Showgirl colors) she’s wearing a pink tank top & a teal choker. when He (red head) sprays the cactus at the same time she sprays herself, the cactus disappears and she transports to his house covered in teal goop which gives the tank top the effect of changing to blue
February 7, 2026 at 11:58 PM
y’all are gonna be so sick of me when I can watch this on YouTube and take screenshots because my MIND is ALIVE
February 7, 2026 at 8:15 PM