redwood tree (mad woman’s version)
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monsters turned out to be just trees👩🏼🦰
not the kind that’s thrown 😎🌴
pop music will never be low brow🐾
now is the time to face the wind 🌬️🪩
home of meangirls theory🕵🏽♀️💖
investigating beyond the pop surface 🔎🧨🍿
🏳️🌈🫒 | she/her millennial | not the real tree
not the kind that’s thrown 😎🌴
pop music will never be low brow🐾
now is the time to face the wind 🌬️🪩
home of meangirls theory🕵🏽♀️💖
investigating beyond the pop surface 🔎🧨🍿
🏳️🌈🫒 | she/her millennial | not the real tree
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side note this also reminded me of this day when they attended a Yankees game together. they frequently mirror each other, supporting the theory that Travis is a stand in for some of her personas/identities
February 13, 2026 at 8:21 PM
side note this also reminded me of this day when they attended a Yankees game together. they frequently mirror each other, supporting the theory that Travis is a stand in for some of her personas/identities
finally got a chance to get Opalite extended screenshots & will share a few rapid fire interesting things I noticed! 🧵
the tv at the end of the video ends in a static/glitch but the tv that turns ON to begin the BTS with a rainbow glare first and then hot pink
the tv at the end of the video ends in a static/glitch but the tv that turns ON to begin the BTS with a rainbow glare first and then hot pink
February 13, 2026 at 7:31 PM
finally got a chance to get Opalite extended screenshots & will share a few rapid fire interesting things I noticed! 🧵
the tv at the end of the video ends in a static/glitch but the tv that turns ON to begin the BTS with a rainbow glare first and then hot pink
the tv at the end of the video ends in a static/glitch but the tv that turns ON to begin the BTS with a rainbow glare first and then hot pink
I’ve been rewatching a lot of SNL skits from the past few years and Jake Gyllenhaal did a SW airlines skit in 2024 wearing a maroon long sleeve shirt where he’s trying to cancel a flight from Denver to NYC and keeps getting put on new calls. His character name is “Reginald keen.”
Canceling a Flight - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
February 13, 2026 at 6:46 PM
I’ve been rewatching a lot of SNL skits from the past few years and Jake Gyllenhaal did a SW airlines skit in 2024 wearing a maroon long sleeve shirt where he’s trying to cancel a flight from Denver to NYC and keeps getting put on new calls. His character name is “Reginald keen.”
she’s on her olivia benson shit
February 13, 2026 at 6:38 PM
she’s on her olivia benson shit
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Been number 1 (Opalite), but I never had 2 (Nope-alite)
February 7, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Been number 1 (Opalite), but I never had 2 (Nope-alite)
“in our metaphor inanimate objects represent the kind of toxic relationships that they’re in. I’m best friends with this rock that is weighing me down. raise the rock up and then down, up then down.”
February 13, 2026 at 1:47 PM
“in our metaphor inanimate objects represent the kind of toxic relationships that they’re in. I’m best friends with this rock that is weighing me down. raise the rock up and then down, up then down.”
I know nothing of Jodie Turner-Smith’s personality before this interview and now I’m obsessed with her oh my god
February 13, 2026 at 1:38 PM
I know nothing of Jodie Turner-Smith’s personality before this interview and now I’m obsessed with her oh my god
what the hell there is a Friday the 13 this month AND next month????
February 13, 2026 at 1:36 PM
what the hell there is a Friday the 13 this month AND next month????
the queen of contradictions really can’t help herself can she lol
February 13, 2026 at 1:08 PM
the queen of contradictions really can’t help herself can she lol
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They’re scared of millennials bc we’re fluent in both analog & digital communications. We can act as a bridge to connect older gens to tech and younger gens to the world before tech.That’s why the media tries to turn older gens against us by framing us as lazy, & younger by framing us uncool.
February 12, 2026 at 8:54 PM
They’re scared of millennials bc we’re fluent in both analog & digital communications. We can act as a bridge to connect older gens to tech and younger gens to the world before tech.That’s why the media tries to turn older gens against us by framing us as lazy, & younger by framing us uncool.
THIS IS CRAZY
February 13, 2026 at 3:34 AM
THIS IS CRAZY
I’m not saying he’s in on it but it sure is an interesting choice of metaphor
February 13, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I’m not saying he’s in on it but it sure is an interesting choice of metaphor
it’s kind of making me (wet)
February 13, 2026 at 2:49 AM
it’s kind of making me (wet)
I’m back here because the whole album is about herself and I can’t move on
high fived my ex then you said you’re glad he ghosted me /
wrote me a song saying it makes you sick to see my face
wrote me a song saying it makes you sick to see my face
February 13, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I’m back here because the whole album is about herself and I can’t move on
all my mornings are mondays
February 12, 2026 at 2:53 PM
all my mornings are mondays
THIS IS ME EXPRESSING MYSELF🖕🏽
February 12, 2026 at 2:47 PM
THIS IS ME EXPRESSING MYSELF🖕🏽
just found this in my camera roll and needed to share lol
February 12, 2026 at 2:23 PM
just found this in my camera roll and needed to share lol
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David Bowie Criticizes MTV for Not Playing Videos by Black Artists | MTV News
YouTube video by MTV News
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 8:21 AM
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I can’t believe Texas hold em has been out for two full years!! I did an analysis thread on the other bad app RIP but overall it is an incredibly important NR song
February 12, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I can’t believe Texas hold em has been out for two full years!! I did an analysis thread on the other bad app RIP but overall it is an incredibly important NR song
I woke up so sad that gimme more will be owned by anyone other than Britney Spears herself
February 12, 2026 at 1:42 PM
I woke up so sad that gimme more will be owned by anyone other than Britney Spears herself
every deliberate choice in this frame is bothering me, especially the populations it can be used on
February 12, 2026 at 1:36 PM
every deliberate choice in this frame is bothering me, especially the populations it can be used on
I just noticed the arches omfg
February 12, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I just noticed the arches omfg
been thinking a lot about objectification and object-ifying self/identity and how taylor told us during midnights that sometimes she doesn’t feel like a person, which implies that she feels like an object, concept, idea
February 12, 2026 at 3:56 AM
been thinking a lot about objectification and object-ifying self/identity and how taylor told us during midnights that sometimes she doesn’t feel like a person, which implies that she feels like an object, concept, idea
/gen question does anyone know if I can somehow automate blocking of new followers based on key terms in their bio or some kind of parameters? If random creeps can auto like my stuff within .01 seconds of using a key word, why can’t I do it the other way around?
February 12, 2026 at 1:38 AM
/gen question does anyone know if I can somehow automate blocking of new followers based on key terms in their bio or some kind of parameters? If random creeps can auto like my stuff within .01 seconds of using a key word, why can’t I do it the other way around?
finally done with work and going to watch this Jack video!!!
February 12, 2026 at 12:13 AM
finally done with work and going to watch this Jack video!!!