redwood tree (mad woman’s version)
@treepaineburner.bsky.social
monsters turned out to be just trees👩🏼🦰
not the kind that’s thrown 😎🌴
pop music will never be low brow🐾
now is the time to face the wind 🌬️🪩
home of meangirls theory🕵🏽♀️💖
investigating beyond the pop surface 🔎🧨🍿
🏳️🌈🫒 | she/her millennial | not the real tree
not the kind that’s thrown 😎🌴
pop music will never be low brow🐾
now is the time to face the wind 🌬️🪩
home of meangirls theory🕵🏽♀️💖
investigating beyond the pop surface 🔎🧨🍿
🏳️🌈🫒 | she/her millennial | not the real tree
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They’re scared of millennials bc we’re fluent in both analog & digital communications. We can act as a bridge to connect older gens to tech and younger gens to the world before tech.That’s why the media tries to turn older gens against us by framing us as lazy, & younger by framing us uncool.
February 12, 2026 at 8:54 PM
They’re scared of millennials bc we’re fluent in both analog & digital communications. We can act as a bridge to connect older gens to tech and younger gens to the world before tech.That’s why the media tries to turn older gens against us by framing us as lazy, & younger by framing us uncool.
THIS IS CRAZY
February 13, 2026 at 3:34 AM
THIS IS CRAZY
I’m not saying he’s in on it but it sure is an interesting choice of metaphor
February 13, 2026 at 3:18 AM
I’m not saying he’s in on it but it sure is an interesting choice of metaphor
it’s kind of making me (wet)
February 13, 2026 at 2:49 AM
it’s kind of making me (wet)
I’m back here because the whole album is about herself and I can’t move on
high fived my ex then you said you’re glad he ghosted me /
wrote me a song saying it makes you sick to see my face
wrote me a song saying it makes you sick to see my face
February 13, 2026 at 2:06 AM
I’m back here because the whole album is about herself and I can’t move on
all my mornings are mondays
February 12, 2026 at 2:53 PM
all my mornings are mondays
THIS IS ME EXPRESSING MYSELF🖕🏽
February 12, 2026 at 2:47 PM
THIS IS ME EXPRESSING MYSELF🖕🏽
just found this in my camera roll and needed to share lol
February 12, 2026 at 2:23 PM
just found this in my camera roll and needed to share lol
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David Bowie Criticizes MTV for Not Playing Videos by Black Artists | MTV News
YouTube video by MTV News
youtu.be
February 12, 2026 at 8:21 AM
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I can’t believe Texas hold em has been out for two full years!! I did an analysis thread on the other bad app RIP but overall it is an incredibly important NR song
February 12, 2026 at 1:56 PM
I can’t believe Texas hold em has been out for two full years!! I did an analysis thread on the other bad app RIP but overall it is an incredibly important NR song
I woke up so sad that gimme more will be owned by anyone other than Britney Spears herself
February 12, 2026 at 1:42 PM
I woke up so sad that gimme more will be owned by anyone other than Britney Spears herself
every deliberate choice in this frame is bothering me, especially the populations it can be used on
February 12, 2026 at 1:36 PM
every deliberate choice in this frame is bothering me, especially the populations it can be used on
I just noticed the arches omfg
February 12, 2026 at 4:55 AM
I just noticed the arches omfg
been thinking a lot about objectification and object-ifying self/identity and how taylor told us during midnights that sometimes she doesn’t feel like a person, which implies that she feels like an object, concept, idea
February 12, 2026 at 3:56 AM
been thinking a lot about objectification and object-ifying self/identity and how taylor told us during midnights that sometimes she doesn’t feel like a person, which implies that she feels like an object, concept, idea
/gen question does anyone know if I can somehow automate blocking of new followers based on key terms in their bio or some kind of parameters? If random creeps can auto like my stuff within .01 seconds of using a key word, why can’t I do it the other way around?
February 12, 2026 at 1:38 AM
/gen question does anyone know if I can somehow automate blocking of new followers based on key terms in their bio or some kind of parameters? If random creeps can auto like my stuff within .01 seconds of using a key word, why can’t I do it the other way around?
finally done with work and going to watch this Jack video!!!
February 12, 2026 at 12:13 AM
finally done with work and going to watch this Jack video!!!
this is all supporting my belief that taylor actually is single and one thing that would challenge ppl post-fake wedding/beard reveal is the fact that she did all of this herself and stands confidently in ME myself and I. she doesn’t need a romantic attachment to satisfy either side of the fandom
Stapler is happily single, and has been working through its possessive, codependent tendencies in therapy.
a man is sitting at a desk with a stapler in his hand .
ALT: a man is sitting at a desk with a stapler in his hand .
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:38 PM
this is all supporting my belief that taylor actually is single and one thing that would challenge ppl post-fake wedding/beard reveal is the fact that she did all of this herself and stands confidently in ME myself and I. she doesn’t need a romantic attachment to satisfy either side of the fandom
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Tw: Epstein🗂️
Pam bondi proving in real time how all this only works because of the women who enable the men’s actions and cover for them every step of the way
Pam bondi proving in real time how all this only works because of the women who enable the men’s actions and cover for them every step of the way
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Tw: Epstein🗂️
Pam bondi proving in real time how all this only works because of the women who enable the men’s actions and cover for them every step of the way
Pam bondi proving in real time how all this only works because of the women who enable the men’s actions and cover for them every step of the way
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@dreamscapes.swifties.social SHE TURNED THE TV OFF 🙀📺
February 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
@dreamscapes.swifties.social SHE TURNED THE TV OFF 🙀📺
fuck. what if the rock is just literally The Rock
February 11, 2026 at 7:43 PM
fuck. what if the rock is just literally The Rock
Marina posted a bunch of v day digital cards and the showgirl one is “marry me let’s make a vow” hahaha
February 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Marina posted a bunch of v day digital cards and the showgirl one is “marry me let’s make a vow” hahaha
I am OVERWHELMED
February 11, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I am OVERWHELMED
I need to rewatch all of office space again because holy shit
“I don’t really like to talk about my flair”
“I want to take you out to dinner and watch kung fu”
“I don’t really like to talk about my flair”
“I want to take you out to dinner and watch kung fu”
February 11, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I need to rewatch all of office space again because holy shit
“I don’t really like to talk about my flair”
“I want to take you out to dinner and watch kung fu”
“I don’t really like to talk about my flair”
“I want to take you out to dinner and watch kung fu”
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Taylor drinks a tiny bottle of wine in anti-hero and for me this connects to Alice in Wonderland where Alice drinks the potion and it shrinks her. Taylor tries to shrink herself but it doesn't work - that's why she's too big to hang out.
This is the same as the Opalite not working on her.
This is the same as the Opalite not working on her.
February 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Taylor drinks a tiny bottle of wine in anti-hero and for me this connects to Alice in Wonderland where Alice drinks the potion and it shrinks her. Taylor tries to shrink herself but it doesn't work - that's why she's too big to hang out.
This is the same as the Opalite not working on her.
This is the same as the Opalite not working on her.
omg. NOPEalite is the refusal to conform or the “antidote” to conformity. But it doesn’t work correctly on Sam because he isn’t conforming he’s living his life proudly and loudly in the mall.
It seems like each of the sprays malfunction when used directly on a human who is NOT actually the problem!
It seems like each of the sprays malfunction when used directly on a human who is NOT actually the problem!
February 11, 2026 at 6:08 PM
omg. NOPEalite is the refusal to conform or the “antidote” to conformity. But it doesn’t work correctly on Sam because he isn’t conforming he’s living his life proudly and loudly in the mall.
It seems like each of the sprays malfunction when used directly on a human who is NOT actually the problem!
It seems like each of the sprays malfunction when used directly on a human who is NOT actually the problem!