redwood tree (mad woman’s version)
@treepaineburner.bsky.social
monsters turned out to be just trees👩🏼🦰
not the kind that’s thrown 😎🌴
pop music will never be low brow🐾
now is the time to face the wind 🌬️🪩
home of meangirls theory🕵🏽♀️💖
investigating beyond the pop surface 🔎🧨🍿
🏳️🌈🫒 | she/her millennial | not the real tree
not the kind that’s thrown 😎🌴
pop music will never be low brow🐾
now is the time to face the wind 🌬️🪩
home of meangirls theory🕵🏽♀️💖
investigating beyond the pop surface 🔎🧨🍿
🏳️🌈🫒 | she/her millennial | not the real tree
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the official treepaineburner thread of threads 🧡 👩🏽💻 📝 a collection of lyrical analysis, theories, musings etc ⤵️
this is all supporting my belief that taylor actually is single and one thing that would challenge ppl post-fake wedding/beard reveal is the fact that she did all of this herself and stands confidently in ME myself and I. she doesn’t need a romantic attachment to satisfy either side of the fandom
Stapler is happily single, and has been working through its possessive, codependent tendencies in therapy.
a man is sitting at a desk with a stapler in his hand .
ALT: a man is sitting at a desk with a stapler in his hand .
media.tenor.com
February 11, 2026 at 8:38 PM
this is all supporting my belief that taylor actually is single and one thing that would challenge ppl post-fake wedding/beard reveal is the fact that she did all of this herself and stands confidently in ME myself and I. she doesn’t need a romantic attachment to satisfy either side of the fandom
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Tw: Epstein🗂️
Pam bondi proving in real time how all this only works because of the women who enable the men’s actions and cover for them every step of the way
Pam bondi proving in real time how all this only works because of the women who enable the men’s actions and cover for them every step of the way
February 11, 2026 at 4:06 PM
Tw: Epstein🗂️
Pam bondi proving in real time how all this only works because of the women who enable the men’s actions and cover for them every step of the way
Pam bondi proving in real time how all this only works because of the women who enable the men’s actions and cover for them every step of the way
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@dreamscapes.swifties.social SHE TURNED THE TV OFF 🙀📺
February 11, 2026 at 6:29 PM
@dreamscapes.swifties.social SHE TURNED THE TV OFF 🙀📺
fuck. what if the rock is just literally The Rock
February 11, 2026 at 7:43 PM
fuck. what if the rock is just literally The Rock
Marina posted a bunch of v day digital cards and the showgirl one is “marry me let’s make a vow” hahaha
February 11, 2026 at 7:35 PM
Marina posted a bunch of v day digital cards and the showgirl one is “marry me let’s make a vow” hahaha
I am OVERWHELMED
February 11, 2026 at 7:23 PM
I am OVERWHELMED
I need to rewatch all of office space again because holy shit
“I don’t really like to talk about my flair”
“I want to take you out to dinner and watch kung fu”
“I don’t really like to talk about my flair”
“I want to take you out to dinner and watch kung fu”
February 11, 2026 at 6:47 PM
I need to rewatch all of office space again because holy shit
“I don’t really like to talk about my flair”
“I want to take you out to dinner and watch kung fu”
“I don’t really like to talk about my flair”
“I want to take you out to dinner and watch kung fu”
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Taylor drinks a tiny bottle of wine in anti-hero and for me this connects to Alice in Wonderland where Alice drinks the potion and it shrinks her. Taylor tries to shrink herself but it doesn't work - that's why she's too big to hang out.
This is the same as the Opalite not working on her.
This is the same as the Opalite not working on her.
February 11, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Taylor drinks a tiny bottle of wine in anti-hero and for me this connects to Alice in Wonderland where Alice drinks the potion and it shrinks her. Taylor tries to shrink herself but it doesn't work - that's why she's too big to hang out.
This is the same as the Opalite not working on her.
This is the same as the Opalite not working on her.
omg. NOPEalite is the refusal to conform or the “antidote” to conformity. But it doesn’t work correctly on Sam because he isn’t conforming he’s living his life proudly and loudly in the mall.
It seems like each of the sprays malfunction when used directly on a human who is NOT actually the problem!
It seems like each of the sprays malfunction when used directly on a human who is NOT actually the problem!
February 11, 2026 at 6:08 PM
omg. NOPEalite is the refusal to conform or the “antidote” to conformity. But it doesn’t work correctly on Sam because he isn’t conforming he’s living his life proudly and loudly in the mall.
It seems like each of the sprays malfunction when used directly on a human who is NOT actually the problem!
It seems like each of the sprays malfunction when used directly on a human who is NOT actually the problem!
I can’t move on from the sheer volume of teal and mint colored things
February 11, 2026 at 5:59 PM
I can’t move on from the sheer volume of teal and mint colored things
I’ve been saying for forever that sabrina is as much a part of this era as taylor is and everything she does is important, down to the extremely sus airport themed performance which literally has a Hawaiian shirt dude and showgirl-adjacent color suitcases
February 11, 2026 at 3:32 PM
I’ve been saying for forever that sabrina is as much a part of this era as taylor is and everything she does is important, down to the extremely sus airport themed performance which literally has a Hawaiian shirt dude and showgirl-adjacent color suitcases
I despise that I am only motivated by fear, stress, or obsession/fixation on something lmao adhd is such a bitch for daily existence
February 11, 2026 at 3:13 PM
I despise that I am only motivated by fear, stress, or obsession/fixation on something lmao adhd is such a bitch for daily existence
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Kristen Stewart was told not to publicly date women for her career
https://www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/11/kristen-stewart-date-women-career/?utm_content=1770808800&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
https://www.thepinknews.com/2026/02/11/kristen-stewart-date-women-career/?utm_content=1770808800&utm_medium=social&utm_source=bluesky
Kristen Stewart was told not to publicly date women
Kristen Stewart has revealed she was told not to publicly date women because it would 'go better' for her career.
www.thepinknews.com
February 11, 2026 at 2:50 PM
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TW files x cassandra
the family
the pure greed
the christian chorus line
they all said nothin
the family
the pure greed
the christian chorus line
they all said nothin
February 11, 2026 at 6:25 AM
TW files x cassandra
the family
the pure greed
the christian chorus line
they all said nothin
the family
the pure greed
the christian chorus line
they all said nothin
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who else up pondering the context of “a conman sells a fool a get love quick scheme” with an opalite infomercial lens
February 11, 2026 at 3:35 AM
who else up pondering the context of “a conman sells a fool a get love quick scheme” with an opalite infomercial lens
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When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means
February 11, 2026 at 4:23 AM
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Lol I’ve owned 4 versions of the Reebok sneakers that taylor wears in the Opalite video since *literally* middle school and I just know they’re going to soar in price now smh. the quality and sizing has fallen off immensely on the club c doubles though
February 11, 2026 at 4:14 AM
Lol I’ve owned 4 versions of the Reebok sneakers that taylor wears in the Opalite video since *literally* middle school and I just know they’re going to soar in price now smh. the quality and sizing has fallen off immensely on the club c doubles though
the only sound in my brain this week is just the transition from EoO to gasolina on repeat 🔁
February 11, 2026 at 2:27 AM
the only sound in my brain this week is just the transition from EoO to gasolina on repeat 🔁
I promise I’ll finish my bad bunny thread tomorrow I just got so exhausted last night and then today I was forced to go to a thing for work I don’t agree with ethically but just have to accept and now I’m emotionally burnt out lol
February 11, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I promise I’ll finish my bad bunny thread tomorrow I just got so exhausted last night and then today I was forced to go to a thing for work I don’t agree with ethically but just have to accept and now I’m emotionally burnt out lol
I get so sad when I hear about these catalog sales like Beiber but I also understand that depending on their contracts/situations, this can actually be a ticket to freedom. that’s also why when people say taylor isn’t political I say that this masters dispute is VERY political and very important
Britney Spears has sold her ownership share of her catalog to publisher Primary Wave, TMZ reports.
Sources say the deal’s value is “in the ballpark” of Justin Bieber’s $200 million agreement when he sold his music.
Sources say the deal’s value is “in the ballpark” of Justin Bieber’s $200 million agreement when he sold his music.
February 10, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I get so sad when I hear about these catalog sales like Beiber but I also understand that depending on their contracts/situations, this can actually be a ticket to freedom. that’s also why when people say taylor isn’t political I say that this masters dispute is VERY political and very important
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Not the GAY CHEMTRAILS!
February 10, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Not the GAY CHEMTRAILS!
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Almost 5 years later and Bo Burnham: Inside is still a masterpiece from start to finish.
February 10, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Almost 5 years later and Bo Burnham: Inside is still a masterpiece from start to finish.
listening to good hang w Claire Danes and her saying she would get high and play Mario kart in college has made me love her 500x more than I ever thought was possible
February 10, 2026 at 10:57 PM
listening to good hang w Claire Danes and her saying she would get high and play Mario kart in college has made me love her 500x more than I ever thought was possible
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nope-alite?
nope, alight
nope, alight
a close up of a woman lighting a lighter
Alt: taylor swift midnights cover flame
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 10:32 PM
nope-alite?
nope, alight
nope, alight
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every old SNL sketch I watch now has me in an absolute NR spiral
every old SNL sketch I watch now has me in an absolute NR spiral
Please Don't Destroy - Missing Person - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
February 10, 2026 at 3:55 AM
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every old SNL sketch I watch now has me in an absolute NR spiral
every old SNL sketch I watch now has me in an absolute NR spiral