Joseph Fink, we're going to win
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The best way to make a new Bond movie is to not make one. We're good. We can stop now. Let him rest
November 11, 2025 at 1:34 PM
The best way to make a new Bond movie is to not make one. We're good. We can stop now. Let him rest
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There’s a simple solution here: James Bond in Hell. He has sex with the Devil’s wife, kills the Devil by kicking him out of a helicopter, etc.
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:20 PM
There’s a simple solution here: James Bond in Hell. He has sex with the Devil’s wife, kills the Devil by kicking him out of a helicopter, etc.
This is such a funny thing to worry about when, if we're going to start worrying about continuity, the character is 95 years old and keeps changing faces
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 1:19 PM
This is such a funny thing to worry about when, if we're going to start worrying about continuity, the character is 95 years old and keeps changing faces
I watched Black Bag on the plane, which has a basically incoherent plot but mostly exists for Michael Fassbender and Cate Blanchett to smolder at each other in the most repressed British way you can imagine, which is funny because neither of them are British
November 11, 2025 at 5:23 AM
I watched Black Bag on the plane, which has a basically incoherent plot but mostly exists for Michael Fassbender and Cate Blanchett to smolder at each other in the most repressed British way you can imagine, which is funny because neither of them are British
Christ
“whatever club he’s invited to join has been devalued by the invitation”
November 11, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Christ
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why do our fans keep yelling at us to try to score on our opponents? do they not see the scoreboard? that is a VERY unpopular option
October 10, 2025 at 12:31 PM
why do our fans keep yelling at us to try to score on our opponents? do they not see the scoreboard? that is a VERY unpopular option
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man we have the worst fans, they have really let us down
October 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
man we have the worst fans, they have really let us down
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I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
October 10, 2025 at 12:19 PM
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
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November 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Happy birthday, if it's your birthday. If it's not your birthday, please print this out and look at it on the right date.
November 10, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Happy birthday, if it's your birthday. If it's not your birthday, please print this out and look at it on the right date.
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I mean fundamentally a huge problem is that they're all stuck in a miserable institution that doesn't work because they all prioritize their own power and comfort over the ability to actually pass legislation so they become chummy because what else is there to do when you're all bored to tears
November 10, 2025 at 7:15 PM
I mean fundamentally a huge problem is that they're all stuck in a miserable institution that doesn't work because they all prioritize their own power and comfort over the ability to actually pass legislation so they become chummy because what else is there to do when you're all bored to tears
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history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
November 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
history will ultimately decide this but i think joyce carol oates might have just landed the most devastating burn in human history. like the death star trench run of posting
That's incredible, you're incredible, and also thank you for inventing oatmeal
November 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
That's incredible, you're incredible, and also thank you for inventing oatmeal
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These people are going to send their life savings to a Macedonian server farm the second they don't have aides reading all their emails
Whoa -- Sen. Durbin went to up Leader Thune during the vote last night to tell him that on the shutdown vote and ACA promise that "8 of us are sticking our neck out that you're going to keep your word. I hope you will. He said 'I assure you I will,'" Durbin says just now
November 10, 2025 at 6:43 PM
These people are going to send their life savings to a Macedonian server farm the second they don't have aides reading all their emails
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While we're at it, why do we pay for a fire department when most houses don't even burn down.
Tell me you don’t understand risk pools without telling me you don’t understand risk pools
November 10, 2025 at 6:46 PM
While we're at it, why do we pay for a fire department when most houses don't even burn down.
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Okay man.
Call for Schumer’s ouster as senate minority leader or this post means nothing.
Call for Schumer’s ouster as senate minority leader or this post means nothing.
November 10, 2025 at 6:00 PM
Okay man.
Call for Schumer’s ouster as senate minority leader or this post means nothing.
Call for Schumer’s ouster as senate minority leader or this post means nothing.
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I don't know enough about Congress really, but, am I crazy to think the Senate caved primarily actually so the Republicans wouldn't get rid of the filibuster--which would be a net good--so that they wouldn't lose their excuse for never doing a single thing the Democratic base wants and demands
November 10, 2025 at 5:13 PM
I don't know enough about Congress really, but, am I crazy to think the Senate caved primarily actually so the Republicans wouldn't get rid of the filibuster--which would be a net good--so that they wouldn't lose their excuse for never doing a single thing the Democratic base wants and demands
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Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
November 10, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Joyce Carol Oates owned Elon so hard he's spent the last day posting about movies he hasn't seen in 15 years
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I dare hope that the next Democratic Senate leader isn’t in the Senate yet.
November 10, 2025 at 4:35 PM
I dare hope that the next Democratic Senate leader isn’t in the Senate yet.
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Democrats in office need to know: all of us with very few exceptions want all of you with very few exception to lose your god damn jobs because you refuse to do them.
November 10, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Democrats in office need to know: all of us with very few exceptions want all of you with very few exception to lose your god damn jobs because you refuse to do them.
That Shot in this week's The Chair Company made me realize that, even using fake genitals, I don't think I've ever seen anyone actually portray a sex act that explicitly in a mainstream tv or movie before. Even when there's lots of nudity, the actual act is still implied
November 10, 2025 at 4:37 PM
That Shot in this week's The Chair Company made me realize that, even using fake genitals, I don't think I've ever seen anyone actually portray a sex act that explicitly in a mainstream tv or movie before. Even when there's lots of nudity, the actual act is still implied
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It’s such a bad idea, when one of his crimes was calling forth an insurrection, that he’s actually forbidden from holding the office by a constitutional provision, which a unanimous Supreme Court invented a way to turn off.
To repeat: Maybe electing a life-long criminal to an office where he can pardon other criminals wasn't such a good idea.
November 10, 2025 at 1:18 PM
It’s such a bad idea, when one of his crimes was calling forth an insurrection, that he’s actually forbidden from holding the office by a constitutional provision, which a unanimous Supreme Court invented a way to turn off.
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Not a political consultant but I’m not sure “standing up to trump doesn’t work” is the best midterm message, even if if accurately represents senate dems position. Not much point in putting you in power then bsky.app/profile/atru...
November 10, 2025 at 2:12 PM
Not a political consultant but I’m not sure “standing up to trump doesn’t work” is the best midterm message, even if if accurately represents senate dems position. Not much point in putting you in power then bsky.app/profile/atru...