I kind of only agree with point one

If someone got me this thoroughly and deeply and accurately, you would never see me online again

why do our fans keep yelling at us to try to score on our opponents? do they not see the scoreboard? that is a VERY unpopular option

man we have the worst fans, they have really let us down

I pitched something there in their first year, and they didn't know until last minute that they'd need a pitch room and so built a stand alone pitch cabin in the atrium of their office

If you need objective evidence, you are lacking in faith

You're all cowards and your base hates you.

I have decided to believe Jonathan Taylor Thomas. My evidence? I would really enjoy it if it were true

Yeah buying the "actually I've read a book" ads was the saddest part

great summary

I mean fundamentally a huge problem is that they're all stuck in a miserable institution that doesn't work because they all prioritize their own power and comfort over the ability to actually pass legislation so they become chummy because what else is there to do when you're all bored to tears

The full context is that years ago she defended Woody Allen and someone responded "that's terrible, you're terrible, but thank you for inventing oatmeal"

It doesn't even seem possible to Google this one so I think you just have to had been there to get it

oh my god