Purps McGurps Revengeance
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Former time traveller and genderfluid stoner space king Jack Barton. Or Cassandra. Depends on when ya ask. Take yer fuckin' pick.
Banned from the zoo for life.
Banned from the zoo for life.
Pinned
Fuck all this echo chamber horseshit. I don’t come here to have my worldview challenged, I come here to have some fucking fun
I came here to drink whiskey and make weird posts about time travel.
And I'm all out of wh--
Wait, hold up.
*takes final swig*
And I'm all out of whiskey.
And I'm all out of wh--
Wait, hold up.
*takes final swig*
And I'm all out of whiskey.
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america's mayor
November 17, 2025 at 2:30 PM
america's mayor
I hate that on the rare occasions I dream, it's still entirely people instinctively being repulsed by me and literally running when they see me.
I gave up on real life interactions a long time ago and try not to make my depression other people's problem, but it's a kick to the nuts of the heart.
I gave up on real life interactions a long time ago and try not to make my depression other people's problem, but it's a kick to the nuts of the heart.
November 15, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I hate that on the rare occasions I dream, it's still entirely people instinctively being repulsed by me and literally running when they see me.
I gave up on real life interactions a long time ago and try not to make my depression other people's problem, but it's a kick to the nuts of the heart.
I gave up on real life interactions a long time ago and try not to make my depression other people's problem, but it's a kick to the nuts of the heart.
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
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I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
November 14, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
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Movie Rosalina
November 13, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Movie Rosalina
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At the absolute bare minimum, Bond needs to be retired for a decade or so like they did with Godzilla. If they want us to give two shits about Bond movies, we need time to replenish our shit supply.
Have they thought of not making any more Bond films
November 12, 2025 at 11:53 AM
At the absolute bare minimum, Bond needs to be retired for a decade or so like they did with Godzilla. If they want us to give two shits about Bond movies, we need time to replenish our shit supply.
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Gambit & Rogue are so back! 💗♠️
#MarvelRivals
#MarvelRivals
November 12, 2025 at 10:39 AM
Gambit & Rogue are so back! 💗♠️
#MarvelRivals
#MarvelRivals
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Who's peerin' out from under a shuttle
Casting a flame that's lighter than air
Who's bending down to fix me a crystal
Everyone knows it's Phoenix
Who's tearing down the streets of the city
Snarlin' at everybody she sees
Who's reachin' out to capture Scott Summers
Everyone knows it's Phoenix
Casting a flame that's lighter than air
Who's bending down to fix me a crystal
Everyone knows it's Phoenix
Who's tearing down the streets of the city
Snarlin' at everybody she sees
Who's reachin' out to capture Scott Summers
Everyone knows it's Phoenix
November 11, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Who's peerin' out from under a shuttle
Casting a flame that's lighter than air
Who's bending down to fix me a crystal
Everyone knows it's Phoenix
Who's tearing down the streets of the city
Snarlin' at everybody she sees
Who's reachin' out to capture Scott Summers
Everyone knows it's Phoenix
Casting a flame that's lighter than air
Who's bending down to fix me a crystal
Everyone knows it's Phoenix
Who's tearing down the streets of the city
Snarlin' at everybody she sees
Who's reachin' out to capture Scott Summers
Everyone knows it's Phoenix
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Yup, pretty much sums it up
November 10, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Yup, pretty much sums it up
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my Edmund Fitzgerald was a Great Lakes freighter for 17 years. i walked with her load of iron ore, twenty-six thousand tons more than she weighed empty. you wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina when the gales of November come early.
i miss her terribly.
i miss her terribly.
November 10, 2025 at 11:32 PM
my Edmund Fitzgerald was a Great Lakes freighter for 17 years. i walked with her load of iron ore, twenty-six thousand tons more than she weighed empty. you wouldn't survive 3 seconds in her vagina when the gales of November come early.
i miss her terribly.
i miss her terribly.
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I was cleaning today and found stuff so I'm glad I saw this news because MIGHTY MUGGS WERE SUPERIOR AND IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE.
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I was cleaning today and found stuff so I'm glad I saw this news because MIGHTY MUGGS WERE SUPERIOR AND IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE.
They call me Chilly because I got ice in my veins.
November 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
They call me Chilly because I got ice in my veins.
Oh, hey, lil buddy. Nice to see you again.
...
*rushes to see if it's worth anything*
...
*rushes to see if it's worth anything*
November 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Oh, hey, lil buddy. Nice to see you again.
...
*rushes to see if it's worth anything*
...
*rushes to see if it's worth anything*
Almost every single complaint about me in my work history is that I was nice and friendly and helpful but that I have a naturally frowny face, which is not a thing I have control over.
Or they made one of the same shitty jokes every employee hears every ten seconds and I didn't fake a laugh.
Or they made one of the same shitty jokes every employee hears every ten seconds and I didn't fake a laugh.
November 8, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Almost every single complaint about me in my work history is that I was nice and friendly and helpful but that I have a naturally frowny face, which is not a thing I have control over.
Or they made one of the same shitty jokes every employee hears every ten seconds and I didn't fake a laugh.
Or they made one of the same shitty jokes every employee hears every ten seconds and I didn't fake a laugh.
We appear to have frog but are awaiting final confirmation.
November 8, 2025 at 2:38 PM
We appear to have frog but are awaiting final confirmation.
*opens Weasel's Bestest Big Book o' Video Game Ideas*
*flips past Suicide Squad: The Wall*
*gives Jeremiah Johnson head nod to Mysteries of X/Histories of X*
*clicks pen*
Fantastic Four arcade brawler (that somehow doesn't already exist) with vertical section climbing up Galactus
*closes book*
*flips past Suicide Squad: The Wall*
*gives Jeremiah Johnson head nod to Mysteries of X/Histories of X*
*clicks pen*
Fantastic Four arcade brawler (that somehow doesn't already exist) with vertical section climbing up Galactus
*closes book*
November 7, 2025 at 6:34 PM
*opens Weasel's Bestest Big Book o' Video Game Ideas*
*flips past Suicide Squad: The Wall*
*gives Jeremiah Johnson head nod to Mysteries of X/Histories of X*
*clicks pen*
Fantastic Four arcade brawler (that somehow doesn't already exist) with vertical section climbing up Galactus
*closes book*
*flips past Suicide Squad: The Wall*
*gives Jeremiah Johnson head nod to Mysteries of X/Histories of X*
*clicks pen*
Fantastic Four arcade brawler (that somehow doesn't already exist) with vertical section climbing up Galactus
*closes book*
Hate doing it but:
Hi, I'm one of those Brokeass Motherfuckers you hear about in books and periodicals. I was a functional brokeass nine months ago, but a domino effect of bullshit means now I'm begging for money from internet strangers to afford gas and food.
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Hi, I'm one of those Brokeass Motherfuckers you hear about in books and periodicals. I was a functional brokeass nine months ago, but a domino effect of bullshit means now I'm begging for money from internet strangers to afford gas and food.
cash.app/$WeaselRFU
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November 7, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Hate doing it but:
Hi, I'm one of those Brokeass Motherfuckers you hear about in books and periodicals. I was a functional brokeass nine months ago, but a domino effect of bullshit means now I'm begging for money from internet strangers to afford gas and food.
cash.app/$WeaselRFU
Hi, I'm one of those Brokeass Motherfuckers you hear about in books and periodicals. I was a functional brokeass nine months ago, but a domino effect of bullshit means now I'm begging for money from internet strangers to afford gas and food.
cash.app/$WeaselRFU
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Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed.
Doctor says “great clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. You’ll feel better”
Man says “but doctor, don’t you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!”
Doctor:
Doctor says “great clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. You’ll feel better”
Man says “but doctor, don’t you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!”
Doctor:
October 13, 2025 at 2:11 PM
Man goes to doctor. Says he’s depressed.
Doctor says “great clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. You’ll feel better”
Man says “but doctor, don’t you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!”
Doctor:
Doctor says “great clown pagliacci is in town. Go see him. You’ll feel better”
Man says “but doctor, don’t you mean great magician clown *throws smoke bomb on floor and when it clears he is in full clown getup* PAGLIACCI!”
Doctor:
Yeah, that tracks. Pretty sure The Binding of Isaac is also at several hundred hours on both Steam and Vita.
November 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Yeah, that tracks. Pretty sure The Binding of Isaac is also at several hundred hours on both Steam and Vita.
The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)
November 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)