Purps McGurps Revengeance
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Former time traveller and genderfluid stoner space king Jack Barton. Or Cassandra. Depends on when ya ask. Take yer fuckin' pick.
Banned from the zoo for life.
Banned from the zoo for life.
And no, we're not starting that decade counter with No Time to Die, because it does not feel like it's been four years already. We start the timer today and when we get to late 2035, maybe we can all collectively decide then.
November 12, 2025 at 11:57 AM
And no, we're not starting that decade counter with No Time to Die, because it does not feel like it's been four years already. We start the timer today and when we get to late 2035, maybe we can all collectively decide then.
This is a bad picture but I've never taken a good picture of myself so Lil' Me should be the same.
November 9, 2025 at 2:23 AM
This is a bad picture but I've never taken a good picture of myself so Lil' Me should be the same.
One of the only valid complaints I ever got was when I actually did respond to said "joke" for once:
"It'll be $19.39."
"tHat WaS a gOod YeAr!!!!1!"
"NO THE FUCK IT WAS NOT"
This job involves paper so it's "So MuCh fOR tHE paPeRlEss oFfiCE!" or - if dropping with sweat - "hOt ENouGh fOr Ya?".
"It'll be $19.39."
"tHat WaS a gOod YeAr!!!!1!"
"NO THE FUCK IT WAS NOT"
This job involves paper so it's "So MuCh fOR tHE paPeRlEss oFfiCE!" or - if dropping with sweat - "hOt ENouGh fOr Ya?".
November 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
One of the only valid complaints I ever got was when I actually did respond to said "joke" for once:
"It'll be $19.39."
"tHat WaS a gOod YeAr!!!!1!"
"NO THE FUCK IT WAS NOT"
This job involves paper so it's "So MuCh fOR tHE paPeRlEss oFfiCE!" or - if dropping with sweat - "hOt ENouGh fOr Ya?".
"It'll be $19.39."
"tHat WaS a gOod YeAr!!!!1!"
"NO THE FUCK IT WAS NOT"
This job involves paper so it's "So MuCh fOR tHE paPeRlEss oFfiCE!" or - if dropping with sweat - "hOt ENouGh fOr Ya?".
I've never told a woman to smile - because what the fuck, why would I do that, that's weird - but I didn't know it was a problematic thing until I was in my 30s because I've been told to smile more every single day of my life.
Black Dynamite GIF
Alt: Black Dynamite with his usual stern expression: "I am smiling."
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November 8, 2025 at 4:12 PM
I've never told a woman to smile - because what the fuck, why would I do that, that's weird - but I didn't know it was a problematic thing until I was in my 30s because I've been told to smile more every single day of my life.
A shit ton of people have it worse and you should probably give to them instead but if you can throw a few bucks my way I'd appreciate it and if not that's cool too and again I truly hate making this post but my life was finally okay-ish and then it immediately got blown up and that sucks shit thx.
November 7, 2025 at 11:53 AM
A shit ton of people have it worse and you should probably give to them instead but if you can throw a few bucks my way I'd appreciate it and if not that's cool too and again I truly hate making this post but my life was finally okay-ish and then it immediately got blown up and that sucks shit thx.