Purps McGurps Revengeance
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Former time traveller and genderfluid stoner space king Jack Barton. Or Cassandra. Depends on when ya ask. Take yer fuckin' pick.
Banned from the zoo for life.
Banned from the zoo for life.
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
November 15, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Well well well if it isnt the Blowjob Brothers
I was cleaning today and found stuff so I'm glad I saw this news because MIGHTY MUGGS WERE SUPERIOR AND IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE.
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I was cleaning today and found stuff so I'm glad I saw this news because MIGHTY MUGGS WERE SUPERIOR AND IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE.
They call me Chilly because I got ice in my veins.
November 8, 2025 at 8:47 PM
They call me Chilly because I got ice in my veins.
Oh, hey, lil buddy. Nice to see you again.
...
*rushes to see if it's worth anything*
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*rushes to see if it's worth anything*
November 8, 2025 at 5:05 PM
Oh, hey, lil buddy. Nice to see you again.
...
*rushes to see if it's worth anything*
...
*rushes to see if it's worth anything*
Yeah, that tracks. Pretty sure The Binding of Isaac is also at several hundred hours on both Steam and Vita.
November 6, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Yeah, that tracks. Pretty sure The Binding of Isaac is also at several hundred hours on both Steam and Vita.
The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)
November 6, 2025 at 12:29 AM
The Fantastic Four: First Steps (2025)
Now, look. I do not want to do anything illegal here. But I would kill somebody - in front of their own mama - to get a streaming music app with a shuffle function on par with Winamp, an app from 28 FUCKING YEARS AGO.
November 3, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Now, look. I do not want to do anything illegal here. But I would kill somebody - in front of their own mama - to get a streaming music app with a shuffle function on par with Winamp, an app from 28 FUCKING YEARS AGO.
The random-ass issue that got me started on comics and the one that made me fall in love with comics.
Technically I think it was actually an issue of X-Men Adventures - whichever one ends with Xavier's watch being magnetized - but none of those covers stand out to me. This was my first Uncanny.
Technically I think it was actually an issue of X-Men Adventures - whichever one ends with Xavier's watch being magnetized - but none of those covers stand out to me. This was my first Uncanny.
October 31, 2025 at 10:36 AM
The random-ass issue that got me started on comics and the one that made me fall in love with comics.
Technically I think it was actually an issue of X-Men Adventures - whichever one ends with Xavier's watch being magnetized - but none of those covers stand out to me. This was my first Uncanny.
Technically I think it was actually an issue of X-Men Adventures - whichever one ends with Xavier's watch being magnetized - but none of those covers stand out to me. This was my first Uncanny.
Aunt May says trans rights.
October 30, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Aunt May says trans rights.
I was happy to see this referenced again fairly recently.
October 29, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I was happy to see this referenced again fairly recently.
Huzzah to the mighty device I often use to amuse myself by giving Francine Smith quotes to Aerith, which just feels RIGHT.
October 28, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Huzzah to the mighty device I often use to amuse myself by giving Francine Smith quotes to Aerith, which just feels RIGHT.
Reasonably certain I've got several more copies of Wade's first appearance somewhere since that shit was in the quarter bin for ages. I guess I should cash in. Feels dirty actually selling comics for money and not just to free up space, but a motherfucker's gotta eat.
Sorry, Tone. Nothin' personal.
Sorry, Tone. Nothin' personal.
October 27, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Reasonably certain I've got several more copies of Wade's first appearance somewhere since that shit was in the quarter bin for ages. I guess I should cash in. Feels dirty actually selling comics for money and not just to free up space, but a motherfucker's gotta eat.
Sorry, Tone. Nothin' personal.
Sorry, Tone. Nothin' personal.
Hey, go easy on the guy, his mom just died.
Twelve years ago.
At his hand.
Twelve years ago.
At his hand.
October 11, 2025 at 11:40 AM
Hey, go easy on the guy, his mom just died.
Twelve years ago.
At his hand.
Twelve years ago.
At his hand.
If you're gonna pull shit like this, you should probably make deleting accounts take more than a single click.
October 3, 2025 at 6:13 PM
If you're gonna pull shit like this, you should probably make deleting accounts take more than a single click.
I feel like this is a completely reasonable request on my part.
September 25, 2025 at 4:07 PM
I feel like this is a completely reasonable request on my part.
Something about this dumbass thing and the coloring makes me want additional options.
-Yes
-No
-Maybe
-Who's askin'?
-Maybe I didn't and maybe I didn't. What's it worth to ya?
-Go soak your head, flatfoot.
-Yes
-No
-Maybe
-Who's askin'?
-Maybe I didn't and maybe I didn't. What's it worth to ya?
-Go soak your head, flatfoot.
September 19, 2025 at 9:07 PM
Something about this dumbass thing and the coloring makes me want additional options.
-Yes
-No
-Maybe
-Who's askin'?
-Maybe I didn't and maybe I didn't. What's it worth to ya?
-Go soak your head, flatfoot.
-Yes
-No
-Maybe
-Who's askin'?
-Maybe I didn't and maybe I didn't. What's it worth to ya?
-Go soak your head, flatfoot.
I refuse to acknowledge the opinions of someone who's been Dadded.
September 18, 2025 at 11:22 PM
I refuse to acknowledge the opinions of someone who's been Dadded.
Heard this conversation nearly verbatim at just about every stop I made at work today and had to make the meme.
Padme looks pretty stoked about 9/11!
Padme looks pretty stoked about 9/11!
September 11, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Heard this conversation nearly verbatim at just about every stop I made at work today and had to make the meme.
Padme looks pretty stoked about 9/11!
Padme looks pretty stoked about 9/11!
He crawled right up to my face in first-person in glorious Omega Level high definition 2025 graphics and he's so adorable and I stabbed him in the face and I genuinely feel bad.
August 31, 2025 at 9:20 PM
He crawled right up to my face in first-person in glorious Omega Level high definition 2025 graphics and he's so adorable and I stabbed him in the face and I genuinely feel bad.
I am this far into MGS3 Delta.
August 31, 2025 at 8:55 PM
I am this far into MGS3 Delta.
You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You? Puny Peter Parker? Haw! A bookworm like you wouldn't know a close up from an establishing shot! Now, a real auteur like Spider-Man, on the other hand...
August 30, 2025 at 8:55 PM
You couldn't make Blazing Saddles today. You? Puny Peter Parker? Haw! A bookworm like you wouldn't know a close up from an establishing shot! Now, a real auteur like Spider-Man, on the other hand...