citizen of woketopia
@piffyjackie.bsky.social
Reposted by citizen of woketopia
Reposted by citizen of woketopia
Reposted by citizen of woketopia
November 13, 2025 at 10:55 AM
Reposted by citizen of woketopia
"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."
Not Sure How They Deal With Criminals In Your Town, But ’Round Here We Use A Restorative Justice Process
Well, well, well. What have we got here? Another city slicker who thinks he can waltz into my town and start causin’ all sorts of trouble. I’d be careful if I was you, fella. Because however they do t...
theonion.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:00 AM
"Mark my words, one wrong step in this town’ll land you in a whole heap of social services."
Reposted by citizen of woketopia
With all these crooks lining up to smear ibuprofen and acetaminophen, I can only assume that they have all invested in some new miracle painkiller that will be approved any day now.
So when the new miracle painkiller is announced, uh, don't take it.
So when the new miracle painkiller is announced, uh, don't take it.
JD Vance calls ibuprofen "useless medication" and implies it's not "necessary, safe and effective."
November 13, 2025 at 12:07 AM
With all these crooks lining up to smear ibuprofen and acetaminophen, I can only assume that they have all invested in some new miracle painkiller that will be approved any day now.
So when the new miracle painkiller is announced, uh, don't take it.
So when the new miracle painkiller is announced, uh, don't take it.
Reposted by citizen of woketopia
When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free.
When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.
When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.
Oh good, ChatGPT is getting "erotica for verified adults" later this year
October 14, 2025 at 7:50 PM
When we write or draw porn or erotica, we get banned from having a bank account and our livelihoods get seized even if we give it away for free.
When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.
When billionaires steal what we've written or drawn to churn out a slop-approximate of porn, they're allowed to charge for it.
Reposted by citizen of woketopia
Also, sex scenes that are weird, awkward, or unpleasant to read are not necessarily badly written. The writer may have goals other than (or in addition to) making you horny.
October 14, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Also, sex scenes that are weird, awkward, or unpleasant to read are not necessarily badly written. The writer may have goals other than (or in addition to) making you horny.
Reposted by citizen of woketopia
Sex scenes are almost never "gratuitous" or "unnecessary." You learn things about characters and relationships during sex that you can't really learn any other way, such as whether they're into fisting.
Tell me your most unhinged literary opinion, as a little treat
October 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Sex scenes are almost never "gratuitous" or "unnecessary." You learn things about characters and relationships during sex that you can't really learn any other way, such as whether they're into fisting.
Reposted by citizen of woketopia
how it feels to get insurance to cover my lifesaving medicine every few months
[to mafia thugs extorting me in a “protection” racket] excuse me, but you took an oath to protect me
October 15, 2025 at 1:48 AM
how it feels to get insurance to cover my lifesaving medicine every few months
Reposted by citizen of woketopia
My vote in the 2028 D primary for POTUS will hinge almost entirely on the % of this Administration they promise to imprison
October 15, 2025 at 12:43 AM
My vote in the 2028 D primary for POTUS will hinge almost entirely on the % of this Administration they promise to imprison
Reposted by citizen of woketopia
I cannot believe people were losing their jobs for being mildly critical of Charlie Kirk and the president of the united states just went on tv and said "skill issue loser, RIP but I'm different"
Trump at the Charlie Kirk memorial event: "They fired sniper rifles at ICE agents, and me. But I made a turn at a good time. I made a turn at a good time. Charlie couldn't believe it, actually."
October 14, 2025 at 10:01 PM
I cannot believe people were losing their jobs for being mildly critical of Charlie Kirk and the president of the united states just went on tv and said "skill issue loser, RIP but I'm different"
Reposted by citizen of woketopia
Reposted by citizen of woketopia
Xavier Renegade Angel
September 30, 2025 at 6:03 AM
Xavier Renegade Angel
Reposted by citizen of woketopia
Random left-wing individuals are held to a higher standard than most heads of state
posters joking about charlie kirk were held to a higher standard than the wall street journal this week
September 12, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Random left-wing individuals are held to a higher standard than most heads of state
Reposted by citizen of woketopia
Deep down within the magic dessert woods, you spot a strange yet majestic creature ...
September 1, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Deep down within the magic dessert woods, you spot a strange yet majestic creature ...
Reposted by citizen of woketopia
Fun fact, Bluesky is a French consumer electronics brand that used to sell DVD players.
August 30, 2025 at 12:35 PM
Fun fact, Bluesky is a French consumer electronics brand that used to sell DVD players.
Reposted by citizen of woketopia
"this artist translated those inane scrawlings into something actual people can read ;3"
August 29, 2025 at 3:31 PM
"this artist translated those inane scrawlings into something actual people can read ;3"
Reposted by citizen of woketopia
Every lawyer should get the day off in observance of the fact that they actually failed to indict a ham sandwich
Federal prosecutors on Tuesday were unable to secure a felony assault indictment against a man who threw a sandwich at a federal agent on the streets of Washington this month, according to two people familiar with the matter.
Prosecutors Fail to Secure Indictment Against Man Who Threw Sandwich at Federal Agent
www.nytimes.com
August 27, 2025 at 1:48 PM
Every lawyer should get the day off in observance of the fact that they actually failed to indict a ham sandwich
Reposted by citizen of woketopia
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
Reposted by citizen of woketopia
the complete embrace of nihilism and the rejection of being genuine is the greatest danger to humanity right now
August 27, 2025 at 10:06 PM
the complete embrace of nihilism and the rejection of being genuine is the greatest danger to humanity right now
Reposted by citizen of woketopia
drawing people i see in the city (48/?)
April 24, 2025 at 5:48 PM
drawing people i see in the city (48/?)
Reposted by citizen of woketopia
This is the best product listing copy I’ve ever read
August 20, 2025 at 5:56 PM
This is the best product listing copy I’ve ever read
Reposted by citizen of woketopia
What's funny is that all these GenAI companies could actually just embed compression-resistant patterns into their output that would cleanly make their stuff identifiable, but they don't, because they don't want to, because they want their slop to make everything unusable.
August 21, 2025 at 6:55 AM
What's funny is that all these GenAI companies could actually just embed compression-resistant patterns into their output that would cleanly make their stuff identifiable, but they don't, because they don't want to, because they want their slop to make everything unusable.
Reposted by citizen of woketopia
Reposted by citizen of woketopia
"unprovoked attack" HE HAD A GUN
August 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
"unprovoked attack" HE HAD A GUN