Phokal
@phokal.bsky.social
Likes Games (Video/Board/Card) and Nachos.
ICQ -> Now. Weary, Old, He/Him.
Fan of stuff like Waypoint/RemapRadio, Giant Bomb, and chatting about video games.
ICQ -> Now. Weary, Old, He/Him.
Fan of stuff like Waypoint/RemapRadio, Giant Bomb, and chatting about video games.
Pinned
We’re nearing “Why does this USB cable have zippers?” in reality when trying to determine if we have the right cable.
USB
USB Type C
USB Type-0
USB-III: Lightning Returns
Dissidia USB-012: Duodecim
Kingdom Hearts USB: Universal Serial Bus
USB Type C
USB Type-0
USB-III: Lightning Returns
Dissidia USB-012: Duodecim
Kingdom Hearts USB: Universal Serial Bus
December 3, 2025 at 4:34 PM
We’re nearing “Why does this USB cable have zippers?” in reality when trying to determine if we have the right cable.
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USB
USB Type C
USB Type-0
USB-III: Lightning Returns
Dissidia USB-012: Duodecim
Kingdom Hearts USB: Universal Serial Bus
USB Type C
USB Type-0
USB-III: Lightning Returns
Dissidia USB-012: Duodecim
Kingdom Hearts USB: Universal Serial Bus
December 3, 2025 at 1:27 PM
USB
USB Type C
USB Type-0
USB-III: Lightning Returns
Dissidia USB-012: Duodecim
Kingdom Hearts USB: Universal Serial Bus
USB Type C
USB Type-0
USB-III: Lightning Returns
Dissidia USB-012: Duodecim
Kingdom Hearts USB: Universal Serial Bus
I’m losing it because this list is also roughly mapped to each generation, but not when that generation were kids but rather as adult gamers.
so I guess if there are boomer shooters, then there are also other generations of shooters, right?
December 3, 2025 at 3:35 AM
I’m losing it because this list is also roughly mapped to each generation, but not when that generation were kids but rather as adult gamers.
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Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
Raccoon gets drunk at Ashland ABC store and passes out in bathroom
Talk about a trashed panda.
www.axios.com
December 2, 2025 at 10:28 PM
Raccoon gets drunk at a Virginia liquor store and passes out in bathroom
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A big PSA from Matt (Derby502 on TikTok) regarding shoveling snow safely, as a lot of people run the risk of a cardiac event:
December 2, 2025 at 1:59 PM
A big PSA from Matt (Derby502 on TikTok) regarding shoveling snow safely, as a lot of people run the risk of a cardiac event:
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Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
December 2, 2025 at 8:37 AM
Frog knocked at Toad’s door. “Toad, wake up,” he cried. “Come out and see how wonderful the winter is!”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
“I will not,” said Toad. “I am in my warm bed.”
Ok but what if I quickly skimmed it as: “Only you can handle the car, Speed (Racer)!”
December 2, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Ok but what if I quickly skimmed it as: “Only you can handle the car, Speed (Racer)!”
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this comic is NOT autobiographical, i have never won an award
December 1, 2025 at 5:31 PM
this comic is NOT autobiographical, i have never won an award
Diablo 1 slain.
Still a good game and very easy to get up and running on any system with Devilutionx. Easy multiplayer is room codes instead of needing (an ancient) battle.net
devilutionx.com
Still a good game and very easy to get up and running on any system with Devilutionx. Easy multiplayer is room codes instead of needing (an ancient) battle.net
devilutionx.com
November 30, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Diablo 1 slain.
Still a good game and very easy to get up and running on any system with Devilutionx. Easy multiplayer is room codes instead of needing (an ancient) battle.net
devilutionx.com
Still a good game and very easy to get up and running on any system with Devilutionx. Easy multiplayer is room codes instead of needing (an ancient) battle.net
devilutionx.com
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i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
November 28, 2025 at 3:28 AM
i know WHY this is but that just makes it even more of a kick in the pants lmao
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happy turkey day
November 27, 2025 at 9:26 PM
happy turkey day
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As a vegetarian this is how I roast turkey
November 27, 2025 at 6:22 PM
As a vegetarian this is how I roast turkey
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I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I see some book piracy discourse, and, to make a positive argument in favor of buying books, your marginal ability to influence what books get published and support the careers of writers you like is massive compared to most other forms of media.
November 25, 2025 at 11:07 PM
I once asked a bookseller at a large indie store how many people would have to buy a book for it to get the attention of the store buyer and cause an additional order and they said: Three.
I kinda wonder if this still happens anywhere. Certainly doesn’t *seem* like the deals are worth going out to find out.
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 AM
I kinda wonder if this still happens anywhere. Certainly doesn’t *seem* like the deals are worth going out to find out.
“This is not really debatable” says man first time he logs on the internet should be an @theonion.com headline.
Apple pie is bad. This is not really debatable. So is key lime pie, while we’re on the topic. Pecan pie is the 🐐 tho.
November 25, 2025 at 11:37 PM
“This is not really debatable” says man first time he logs on the internet should be an @theonion.com headline.
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I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
November 25, 2025 at 3:20 AM
I just learned the Bugs Bunny No meme doesn't even come from him saying no. It's a frame rotated 90 degrees from him taking a drink from a bottle. I needed to share this.
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My goat @linesinmotion.bsky.social made a video about Green Yuri! youtu.be/pQucdWOUwfk?...
November 25, 2025 at 8:47 PM
My goat @linesinmotion.bsky.social made a video about Green Yuri! youtu.be/pQucdWOUwfk?...
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
And I can't include a 5th as the Enterprise. Or can I? So, I'm just saying that here and including it in the Quote.
And I can't include a 5th as the Enterprise. Or can I? So, I'm just saying that here and including it in the Quote.
November 25, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Introduce yourself with four spaceships
And I can't include a 5th as the Enterprise. Or can I? So, I'm just saying that here and including it in the Quote.
And I can't include a 5th as the Enterprise. Or can I? So, I'm just saying that here and including it in the Quote.
Rise of Skywalker is worse than the game of thrones tail spin. If I’d been mad at last Jedi, I’d be embarrassed that this was the following output.
It makes attack of the clones look *well made and thoughtful* and that movie was also desperately trying to adjust to a previous outcry.
It makes attack of the clones look *well made and thoughtful* and that movie was also desperately trying to adjust to a previous outcry.
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Rise of Skywalker is worse than the game of thrones tail spin. If I’d been mad at last Jedi, I’d be embarrassed that this was the following output.
It makes attack of the clones look *well made and thoughtful* and that movie was also desperately trying to adjust to a previous outcry.
It makes attack of the clones look *well made and thoughtful* and that movie was also desperately trying to adjust to a previous outcry.
“We’re going to see JJ Abrams finally write an ending and we’re going to learn if he can do it. It’s like a meta mystery box!”
Narrator: we learned he could not. Spectacularly. Like a Death Star exploding again.
Narrator: we learned he could not. Spectacularly. Like a Death Star exploding again.
November 25, 2025 at 4:33 AM
“We’re going to see JJ Abrams finally write an ending and we’re going to learn if he can do it. It’s like a meta mystery box!”
Narrator: we learned he could not. Spectacularly. Like a Death Star exploding again.
Narrator: we learned he could not. Spectacularly. Like a Death Star exploding again.
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I would say "I didn't expect one of the most accurate, concise and dialectically immaculate analyses of digital/modern hate politics to come from a furry cow account..." but I am not gonna lie: it was perfectly conceivable.
Seeing how much of the right-wing on Twitter is just bot farms, kinda lays bare how much hate and hatred is a project that needs to be constantly maintained, a fire that needs to be fed all the time lest it go out for a moment, so much time, effort, and resources to keep people angry and hateful.
November 24, 2025 at 9:31 PM
I would say "I didn't expect one of the most accurate, concise and dialectically immaculate analyses of digital/modern hate politics to come from a furry cow account..." but I am not gonna lie: it was perfectly conceivable.
Ask him about Darth Jar jar (which was true)
November 24, 2025 at 9:21 PM
Ask him about Darth Jar jar (which was true)
In another “I didn’t recognize that guy” post, I did not recognize this Star Wars guy picture I’d seen before as the politician.
(and Star Wars is number 1, but this is a good list +/-1 swapping of your personal favs)
(and Star Wars is number 1, but this is a good list +/-1 swapping of your personal favs)
this is... actually completely accurate, Pritzker absolutely knows ball
basically the only thing you can quibble with is whether you want to swap RotS/TFA or Solo and Phantom, but I think I agree on both placements
no wonder the man had custom jedi robes made
basically the only thing you can quibble with is whether you want to swap RotS/TFA or Solo and Phantom, but I think I agree on both placements
no wonder the man had custom jedi robes made
November 24, 2025 at 9:19 PM
In another “I didn’t recognize that guy” post, I did not recognize this Star Wars guy picture I’d seen before as the politician.
(and Star Wars is number 1, but this is a good list +/-1 swapping of your personal favs)
(and Star Wars is number 1, but this is a good list +/-1 swapping of your personal favs)