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Smalls
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Typical bicoastal—east coast of the US + south coast of Finland
November 14, 2025 at 10:01 AM
If you don’t hear from me again it’s because I’m lost in the Paris philharmonie building. I’m sorry I don’t speak French you have a Finnish conductor
November 13, 2025 at 6:25 PM
I guess that’s probably true
November 11, 2025 at 1:31 AM
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November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
November 9, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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The end of Daylight Savings Time marks, for me, the beginning of Dave Matthews Savings Time, in which I only listen to Dave Matthews Band songs to counteract the darkness that is slowly consuming my life until the sun starts setting at a later time in the spring.
November 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
Mamdani win confirmed
November 5, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Ok gotcha. Yeah that’s pretty much what I was thinking as well
November 4, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Looking forward to drinking some gl0Ǒ f6gi this holiday season thanks AI
November 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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coming soon
November 3, 2025 at 9:26 AM
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i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
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plover rings and a plover box for them 🐦 silver and mokume gane 🐦the box is carved from butternut ( white walnut ) 🐦
November 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
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Keen Smallsheads (747 and counting) may notice this has incredible similarity to a newsletter I wrote a few weeks ago. But only one self-plagiarized sentence
October 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Dispatched from my 30s: I tried an heirloom apple (reine de reinettes) and it’s changed the apple game for me completely
November 2, 2025 at 12:34 AM
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Candy does seven things—it relieves your hunger, quenches your thirst, fills your stomach, cleans your teeth, makes you sleep, helps you digest, and colors your cheeks.
March 20, 2024 at 3:41 PM
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Glory be to God for pinto beans –
For beans of couple-colour as a brinded cow;
For rose-moles all in stipple upon beans that swim;
Fresh-firecoal chestnut-beans; black-eyed peas;
October 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
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Dreamt that I went to a very old natural history museum, and the plaque below the whale skeleton read: "An Fishe swoll'n beyonde Reason"
October 29, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Easily the most psycho thing about me is when I get back to the US from Europe it’s always past midnight and I always unpack right away
October 27, 2025 at 5:07 AM
The fact that they have a full grocery store with regular prices at Helsinki Vantaa international airport makes me so emotional. Like imagine the powers that be actually thinking well of course it would be convenient to pick up groceries on your way home instead of Let’s put a spanx store here
October 26, 2025 at 1:10 PM
Someone in this airport lounge just caught me murmuring Piggy piggy piggy piggy to myself. Here’s why that’s actually woke
October 26, 2025 at 12:43 PM
I’m bringing four coats back. Hopefully my suitcase is a Mary Poppins bag
I’m bringing three different jackets with me. One of them could reasonably be described as “optimistic”
youtu.be/Xqb2kbJdU9w?... me taking my winter coat out of storage to pack for an October in Finland
October 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM
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it's all diminishing
October 25, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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October 24, 2025 at 9:23 PM
Keen Smallsheads (747 and counting) may notice this has incredible similarity to a newsletter I wrote a few weeks ago. But only one self-plagiarized sentence
October 25, 2025 at 7:58 PM