ME: A lot of people have, so
CHOTINER: You were looking for engagement?
ME: Well, to make someone laugh I guess
CHOTINER: How many likes and reposts did it get?
ME: That's, uh, not really the metric...look can we start over
ME: A lot of people have, so
CHOTINER: You were looking for engagement?
ME: Well, to make someone laugh I guess
CHOTINER: How many likes and reposts did it get?
ME: That's, uh, not really the metric...look can we start over
NORMAL PEOPLE: you sound crazy!
(2025)
NORMAL PEOPLE: omg you were right! the president writes pedophile notes to his pedophile billionaire friends! it was in the newspaper!
CONSPIRACY NUTS: idk... someone could've forged all that
NORMAL PEOPLE: you sound crazy!
(2025)
NORMAL PEOPLE: omg you were right! the president writes pedophile notes to his pedophile billionaire friends! it was in the newspaper!
CONSPIRACY NUTS: idk... someone could've forged all that
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
And he makes an unbearable din
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
And he makes an unbearable din
Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god
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What else does he need to say or do to get you to leave the Nazi bar?
• Criticism of the government
• Commentary about misinformation
• Suggestion the public is being manipulated
• Attacks against powerful people or institutions
What else does he need to say or do to get you to leave the Nazi bar?