Lee
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Lee
@phoenix138nfl.bsky.social
not a lot of injuries tom??
December 21, 2025 at 3:17 AM
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I’ve found it’s more visually appealing to just paste in his head at the inflection points
April 29, 2025 at 10:26 PM
what a game
December 8, 2025 at 12:22 AM
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Audience culture is the worst it's ever been, I swear to god. People forgot how to act. I'm at the theater, trying to enjoy my show, which I've paid GOOD MONEY for, and these two old assholes are in the balcony heckling the life out of the poor bear onstage. Not letting him finish a single joke.
November 26, 2025 at 10:05 PM
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Headlines That Look Like Shitposts
November 20, 2025 at 6:31 PM
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They were selling heavily discounted frozen pizzas at the grocery store and I grabbed so many in my arms that an employee saw me and was momentarily alarmed until a look of sadness crossed her face
November 6, 2025 at 8:43 PM
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This video from Portland is a metaphor for what is going on in America. ICE trying so hard to get Americans to cross a line and if they don't, dragging them across the line and violently attacking.
October 26, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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October 23, 2025 at 7:19 PM
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I think we can all agree that the Blue Jays beating the Dodgers to win the World Series and then declining a White House visit followed by Trump saying they were never invited and then announcing 200% tariffs on maple syrup is the funniest way for this MLB season to end.
October 21, 2025 at 3:43 AM
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You're writing this down right? Good. As I was saying my car sucked so bad my wife left me. Yes I can spell my name for you.
October 16, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.
October 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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CHOTINER: And you thought it would be funny to do a fake interview by me?
ME: A lot of people have, so
CHOTINER: You were looking for engagement?
ME: Well, to make someone laugh I guess
CHOTINER: How many likes and reposts did it get?
ME: That's, uh, not really the metric...look can we start over
September 24, 2025 at 10:49 PM
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I'm seeing a lot of nice tributes in the invite-only "World's Most Handsome Men" discord group this morning.
September 16, 2025 at 1:50 PM
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A totally serious commitment and not at all extended in only one direction.
September 15, 2025 at 2:23 AM
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CONSPIRACY NUTS: a web of billionaire pedophiles controls our nation
NORMAL PEOPLE: you sound crazy!

(2025)
NORMAL PEOPLE: omg you were right! the president writes pedophile notes to his pedophile billionaire friends! it was in the newspaper!
CONSPIRACY NUTS: idk... someone could've forged all that
September 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
some immaculate vibes
September 7, 2025 at 10:48 PM
September 7, 2025 at 10:41 PM
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JAMES BOND (Tom Holland): (into smart watch) Alexa, I need your help! I can’t get into the Amazon fulfillment centre to save the Prime Minister! There’s a large group of pro-union protestors blocking the way!
MILF YOUNGLY (Lauren Sanchez): Perhaps I could be of service, Mr. Bond. I am 24 years old.
August 14, 2025 at 2:35 PM
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It’s nine o’clock on a Saturday
The unholy thing shambles in
He’s too big for the chair sitting next to me
And he makes an unbearable din

Sing us a song, you’re the piano man
Your skin is a wooden facade
You’ve brass pedals for hands
And your hair’s copper strands
Give unbearable insult to god
August 10, 2025 at 4:17 AM
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“Studies of the past tell us that nitpicking the particular semantics of the term ‘concentration camp’ as they pertain to a place the government is actively sending people with no criminal history is highly associated with national stability,” said historian Kristen Boyd
theonion.com/histori...
Historians: Quibbling Over Exact Definition Of Concentration Camp Sign Of Healthy Society
NEW HAVEN, CT—Calling such concern for linguistic precision a clear indicator of a thriving country, a panel of historians from Yale University issued a statement Thursday announcing that quibbling over the exact definition of a concentration camp was a sign of a healthy society. “Studies of the past tell us that nitpicking the particular semantics […]
theonion.com
April 18, 2025 at 12:15 AM
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I think the greatest movie that we'll never get to see is: shadowy black ops agents repeatedly attempting to murder Clark Kent, because he's breaking a huge story about tech-adjacent, governmental corruption, and repeatedly (ludicrously) failing, because they have no idea he's Superman
January 22, 2025 at 4:36 PM
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I cannot say it plainly enough: if you are spending time on Twitter contributing to THIS guy’s influence, you should be sick with yourself that you are too weak willed to lose engagement
Elon Musk gave two back to back Nazi salutes at the Trump inauguration parade
January 20, 2025 at 8:18 PM
why did he call a timeout
January 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
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I will never understand why people who do not share Elon Musk’s values are still using Twitter.

What else does he need to say or do to get you to leave the Nazi bar?
⚠️ In response to Musk changing the X algorithm to deboost negative content, people asked Grok what is considered “negative” and were told:

• Criticism of the government
• Commentary about misinformation
• Suggestion the public is being manipulated
• Attacks against powerful people or institutions
January 5, 2025 at 12:11 AM