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If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...
![[Scene is the entrance cabin to a NATIONAL TRUST PROPERTY AND GARDENS]
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NATIONAL TRUST EMPLOYEE [inside cabin]:
Hello there
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[A young family - two parents two kids - have arrived at the front desk].
DAD:
Hi - do you have an activity trail, for the kids?
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NT EMPLOYEE:
Of course – you’re just in time for the Autumn Gammon Trail!
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MUM:
That sounds fun, doesn’t it kids?
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NT EMPLOYEE [handing an activity sheet and pencils to the kids]:
Every autumn, the Reform Trust gammons flock back to the National Trust for the AGM. Just follow the trail round the grounds, and see how many you can spot!
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NT EMPLOYEE [hearing something in the gardens]:
Listen - that's their call
[Calls emanating from the landscape]:
tut-tut
woke-woke
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NT EMPLOYEE [showing the family an apparently empty fenced enclosure with some bushes in]:
They are extremely sensitive and fragile...
But you can bring them out of hiding if you put a little sign down mentioning slavery.
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KIDS [pointing]:
There they are!
[Some little red faced PEOPLE wearing Barbour jackets and gilets emerge cautiously from the bushes. They are creeping towards a TINY SIGN in the middle of the enclosure].
[Little people noises]:
woke-woke
tut-tut
woke-woke
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[Close-up of the TINY SIGN - we can read that it says]:
Slavery had a bit to do with building this massive house.
[Noises from the little people again as they inspect the tiny sign]:
tut-tut
woke-woke
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MUM [pointing]:
What's that one doing there?
NT EMPLOYEE:
Oh, that's so sweet…
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[We see that one of the people is sat on a rock, with a little laptop open on a tree stump, and they are furiously typing away].
NT EMPLOYEE:
I think he's writing a column for the Daily Telegraph…
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[We see close up to the little person’s screen, it is a word document reading]:
Are National Trust scones secretly WOKE?
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October 31, 2025 at 9:02 AM
If you're a National Trust member, it's that time of year again: Midnight tonight is the deadline. It's a shame people have to keep doing this to keep a toehold on historical truth in this country, but here we are. Voting link: www.nationaltrust.org.uk/who-we-are/a...
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1* did not wank the elephants.
Good Morning.
Good Morning.
August 24, 2025 at 8:37 AM
1* did not wank the elephants.
Good Morning.
Good Morning.
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Dear Mr. Clegg
I have started a business, selling the contents of your house
I knew when I launched I did not have legal access your house
Without this access my company will not be profitable
Others have told me I have a flawed business model, but I disagree
Please advise how I should proceed
I have started a business, selling the contents of your house
I knew when I launched I did not have legal access your house
Without this access my company will not be profitable
Others have told me I have a flawed business model, but I disagree
Please advise how I should proceed
May 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Dear Mr. Clegg
I have started a business, selling the contents of your house
I knew when I launched I did not have legal access your house
Without this access my company will not be profitable
Others have told me I have a flawed business model, but I disagree
Please advise how I should proceed
I have started a business, selling the contents of your house
I knew when I launched I did not have legal access your house
Without this access my company will not be profitable
Others have told me I have a flawed business model, but I disagree
Please advise how I should proceed
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Regret to report that they’re having another completely normal one on the Isle of Man.
Could you find room for a small sweet cock?
An Island animal charity says it’s looking for a home for a handsome cockerel.
www.three.fm
May 20, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Regret to report that they’re having another completely normal one on the Isle of Man.
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When I find myself in times of trouble
All out for 53
Speaking words of Wisden
Let it be
All out for 53
Speaking words of Wisden
Let it be
May 16, 2025 at 4:11 PM
When I find myself in times of trouble
All out for 53
Speaking words of Wisden
Let it be
All out for 53
Speaking words of Wisden
Let it be
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Keir Starmer denies pushing anti-migrant policies in order to chase Reform, saying that "I'm doing this because it is right, because it is fair and because it is what I believe".
A reminder of what he said he believed when he was running for Labour leader.
A reminder of what he said he believed when he was running for Labour leader.
May 12, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Keir Starmer denies pushing anti-migrant policies in order to chase Reform, saying that "I'm doing this because it is right, because it is fair and because it is what I believe".
A reminder of what he said he believed when he was running for Labour leader.
A reminder of what he said he believed when he was running for Labour leader.
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For those of you enjoying the Red Arrow flypast:
Blue smoke = mind control
White smoke = mandatory vaccines, including one for diseases they haven’t invented yet
Red smoke = strawberry flavour
You’re welcome.
#chemtrails
Blue smoke = mind control
White smoke = mandatory vaccines, including one for diseases they haven’t invented yet
Red smoke = strawberry flavour
You’re welcome.
#chemtrails
May 5, 2025 at 3:10 PM
For those of you enjoying the Red Arrow flypast:
Blue smoke = mind control
White smoke = mandatory vaccines, including one for diseases they haven’t invented yet
Red smoke = strawberry flavour
You’re welcome.
#chemtrails
Blue smoke = mind control
White smoke = mandatory vaccines, including one for diseases they haven’t invented yet
Red smoke = strawberry flavour
You’re welcome.
#chemtrails
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MERRY EASTER!!!
Misspelled Acomb sign proclaims 'Chris is Risen'
A church is presented with signs reading 'Chris is risen' after a mix up at the printers.
www.bbc.co.uk
April 20, 2025 at 7:54 AM
MERRY EASTER!!!
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Happy #Lawyercat Anniversary for all who celebrate! It's been four years since the kitten appeared in my Zoom courtroom, and I released the 48 second video that made the whole world laugh. Here is the full video showing the big reveal at the end (in two parts because Blue sky). Enjoy!
February 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Happy #Lawyercat Anniversary for all who celebrate! It's been four years since the kitten appeared in my Zoom courtroom, and I released the 48 second video that made the whole world laugh. Here is the full video showing the big reveal at the end (in two parts because Blue sky). Enjoy!
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The only thing you ever need to read about Cummings is the @vizcomic.bsky.social cartoon. Perfect encapsulation of his character and work.
February 9, 2025 at 9:17 AM
The only thing you ever need to read about Cummings is the @vizcomic.bsky.social cartoon. Perfect encapsulation of his character and work.
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It’s five years since Sean Dyche uttered these words of wisdom.
Words we should all abide by…
“CHRIS! CHRIS! DON’T BE A FUCKING DICKHEAD! FUCKING HELL, CHRIS!”
Words we should all abide by…
“CHRIS! CHRIS! DON’T BE A FUCKING DICKHEAD! FUCKING HELL, CHRIS!”
February 2, 2025 at 9:26 AM
It’s five years since Sean Dyche uttered these words of wisdom.
Words we should all abide by…
“CHRIS! CHRIS! DON’T BE A FUCKING DICKHEAD! FUCKING HELL, CHRIS!”
Words we should all abide by…
“CHRIS! CHRIS! DON’T BE A FUCKING DICKHEAD! FUCKING HELL, CHRIS!”
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Hey, it only took Trump 9 days to announce his first concentration camp of the new administration.
Trump announces an executive order authorizing a 30,000 capacity migrant detention center in Guantanamo.
"Some of them are so bad we don't even trust the countries to hold them because we don't want them coming back, so we're going to send them out to Guatanamo Bay."
"Some of them are so bad we don't even trust the countries to hold them because we don't want them coming back, so we're going to send them out to Guatanamo Bay."
January 29, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Hey, it only took Trump 9 days to announce his first concentration camp of the new administration.
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💛WIN A BOLLARD💛
The most popular competition in the history of social media is back. It's the prize you've all been waiting for.
Repost and follow to be in with a chance of winning this gorgeous Monoscape Bridgeford Smooth Grey Concrete Bollard worth £252.42.
#WorldBollardAssociation
The most popular competition in the history of social media is back. It's the prize you've all been waiting for.
Repost and follow to be in with a chance of winning this gorgeous Monoscape Bridgeford Smooth Grey Concrete Bollard worth £252.42.
#WorldBollardAssociation
January 27, 2025 at 10:04 PM
💛WIN A BOLLARD💛
The most popular competition in the history of social media is back. It's the prize you've all been waiting for.
Repost and follow to be in with a chance of winning this gorgeous Monoscape Bridgeford Smooth Grey Concrete Bollard worth £252.42.
#WorldBollardAssociation
The most popular competition in the history of social media is back. It's the prize you've all been waiting for.
Repost and follow to be in with a chance of winning this gorgeous Monoscape Bridgeford Smooth Grey Concrete Bollard worth £252.42.
#WorldBollardAssociation
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Oh my god it’s happened again
January 28, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Oh my god it’s happened again
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Musk speaking to the far right German party, the AfD, today. Best picture angle, ever! 😂
January 25, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Musk speaking to the far right German party, the AfD, today. Best picture angle, ever! 😂
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Someone needs to throw that into a volcano
Gold mourning ring found on Dorset farm dated to 17th Century
Metal detectorist Anthony Woolmington found the mourning ring on a farm near Shillingstone.
www.bbc.co.uk
January 22, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Someone needs to throw that into a volcano
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The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
Elon Musk's Twitter edits 'nazi salute' out of his Trump inauguration speech
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
www.mirror.co.uk/news/politic...
Elon Musk's Twitter edits 'nazi salute' out of his Trump inauguration speech
The erratic tech billionaire made a gesture that seemed to many like a fascist salute - but when Elon Musk posted the clip on X there was something different
www.mirror.co.uk
January 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
The party told you to reject the evidence of your eyes and ears. It was their final, most essential command.
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A little comic about desire paths.
January 15, 2025 at 7:18 PM
A little comic about desire paths.
@alistaircoleman.bsky.social All those first half goals for nothing
January 19, 2025 at 6:35 PM
@alistaircoleman.bsky.social All those first half goals for nothing
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27 years ago on Tyneside:
Temuri Ketsbaia And The Most Batshit Crazy Goal Celebration Of All Time.
Sensational stuff.
Temuri Ketsbaia And The Most Batshit Crazy Goal Celebration Of All Time.
Sensational stuff.
January 17, 2025 at 7:13 AM
27 years ago on Tyneside:
Temuri Ketsbaia And The Most Batshit Crazy Goal Celebration Of All Time.
Sensational stuff.
Temuri Ketsbaia And The Most Batshit Crazy Goal Celebration Of All Time.
Sensational stuff.
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It definitely isn’t.
January 5, 2025 at 11:32 AM
It definitely isn’t.
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The Snow Angel of the North
January 5, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The Snow Angel of the North