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phaelen bloodshine
@phae.dev
· Apr 16
are u tellin me a weeb chipped these tunes
why is like 90% of alt text weirdly erotic
November 25, 2025 at 10:04 PM
why is like 90% of alt text weirdly erotic
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November 13, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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welcome to linux, please pick your starter distro:
- difficult linux
- racism linux
- backdoored linux
- bloat linux
- slop linux
- difficult linux
- racism linux
- backdoored linux
- bloat linux
- slop linux
October 23, 2025 at 6:01 PM
welcome to linux, please pick your starter distro:
- difficult linux
- racism linux
- backdoored linux
- bloat linux
- slop linux
- difficult linux
- racism linux
- backdoored linux
- bloat linux
- slop linux
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October 21, 2025 at 10:01 PM
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The amount of effort required to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude larger than producing it, which is why we're all drowning. This is called the Bullshit Asymmetry Principle and it explains the entire internet
October 21, 2025 at 10:18 AM
The amount of effort required to refute bullshit is an order of magnitude larger than producing it, which is why we're all drowning. This is called the Bullshit Asymmetry Principle and it explains the entire internet
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EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
October 20, 2025 at 10:09 PM
EXCLUSIVE: One Saturday afternoon in October, my phone lit up with a notification.
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
I glanced down at the message.
“Anna, Lindsey Halligan here,” it began.
So began my text exchange with the woman who is prosecuting the president's perceived political enemies.
www.lawfaremedia.org/article/anna...
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inside this post are 1000 ADHD transsexuals trying to erase and speak over our precious few perfect and blessed cocaine transsexuals
welcome to bluesky we got:
something awful 2
transsexuals (sad)
transsexuals (smart)
transsexuals (cocaine)
DNC bots
people indistinguishable from DNC bots
jerry
something awful 2
transsexuals (sad)
transsexuals (smart)
transsexuals (cocaine)
DNC bots
people indistinguishable from DNC bots
jerry
October 16, 2025 at 12:44 AM
inside this post are 1000 ADHD transsexuals trying to erase and speak over our precious few perfect and blessed cocaine transsexuals
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand
okra
requiem for a dream
sweet caroline
okra
requiem for a dream
sweet caroline
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand
Food: Tomatoes. I can do them cooked in stuff, but absolutely not raw. I will hurl.
Movie: Kids (1995)
Song: Africa by Toto
Food: Tomatoes. I can do them cooked in stuff, but absolutely not raw. I will hurl.
Movie: Kids (1995)
Song: Africa by Toto
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand
Food: green bell peppers. Obnoxious flavor that takes over everything it's in
Movie: Avatar. Boring as fuck.
Song: Anything by Britney Spears. Insipid crap.
Food: green bell peppers. Obnoxious flavor that takes over everything it's in
Movie: Avatar. Boring as fuck.
Song: Anything by Britney Spears. Insipid crap.
October 14, 2025 at 6:47 AM
Introduce yourself using only one food you refuse to eat, one movie you'll never watch again, and one song you can't stand
okra
requiem for a dream
sweet caroline
okra
requiem for a dream
sweet caroline
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running through a low tier zone in world of warcraft on your mount
ICE Nazis in Chicago tried to kidnap a food delivery worker but my man was too fast for those slow bastards
September 29, 2025 at 4:02 AM
running through a low tier zone in world of warcraft on your mount
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September 28, 2025 at 3:56 PM
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The FBI sucks so bad now that their only option is to put Aaron Rogers in charge
September 13, 2025 at 2:50 AM
The FBI sucks so bad now that their only option is to put Aaron Rogers in charge
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cat on a hot fudge sundae
November 24, 2024 at 9:29 PM
cat on a hot fudge sundae
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Remember: Civil discourse is when you encourage others to kill members of a marginalized group, violence is when you say you aren't sad that the guy who tried to get people to kill you is dead.
September 11, 2025 at 11:50 PM
Remember: Civil discourse is when you encourage others to kill members of a marginalized group, violence is when you say you aren't sad that the guy who tried to get people to kill you is dead.
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Remember, never let anyone ruin your day.
It's your day. Be an adult.
Ruin it yourself.
It's your day. Be an adult.
Ruin it yourself.
September 9, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Remember, never let anyone ruin your day.
It's your day. Be an adult.
Ruin it yourself.
It's your day. Be an adult.
Ruin it yourself.
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I can tie a brain stem in a knot with my tongue
August 28, 2025 at 3:23 AM
I can tie a brain stem in a knot with my tongue
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a Zoom plugin that plays a continuous airhorn when a meeting goes over time until everyone logs off
September 4, 2025 at 7:03 PM
a Zoom plugin that plays a continuous airhorn when a meeting goes over time until everyone logs off
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the year is 2050. you ask AI how to wear a suit. the computer spits out info framed as objective facts, even though these are totally made up rules invented by an asian guy in 2025 while he was sitting on a toilet
September 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
the year is 2050. you ask AI how to wear a suit. the computer spits out info framed as objective facts, even though these are totally made up rules invented by an asian guy in 2025 while he was sitting on a toilet
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you could not pay me money to read any amount of words on “blueskyism”
if you are tempted to write a screed about social media website you don’t read then go outside
if you are tempted to write a screed about social media website you don’t read then go outside
September 5, 2025 at 2:59 PM
you could not pay me money to read any amount of words on “blueskyism”
if you are tempted to write a screed about social media website you don’t read then go outside
if you are tempted to write a screed about social media website you don’t read then go outside
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If I tell you I got my nails done and you don’t insist on seeing them, then what are we even doing here?
September 6, 2025 at 3:12 AM
If I tell you I got my nails done and you don’t insist on seeing them, then what are we even doing here?
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I would rather be playing Quake deathmatches and drinking Bawls Guarana with friends at a haunted LAN party
September 1, 2025 at 7:19 PM
I would rather be playing Quake deathmatches and drinking Bawls Guarana with friends at a haunted LAN party
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no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
August 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say rudy giuliani died from driving his car into a wall painted to look like a tunnel and all his clothes flew off in the crash and then a sixteen wheeler semi truck ran over his dick and balls. don’t say stuff like that
