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Escape will make me skeet
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November 9, 2025 at 2:55 AM
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Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine.
August 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
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[hot ones]
me: *finishes off gallon of milk*
sean evans: ok are you ready for your first wing
November 8, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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Do cyborgs dream of electric sheep?
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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working on a new unified theory of american reality i'm calling "everyone is twelve now"
September 8, 2025 at 12:37 AM
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[Halo3] #199 The Storm (9)
October 5, 2025 at 4:30 AM
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Guillermo del Toro and Netflix have announced plans to form a new stop motion studio that will be both a studio and a school to push the medium forward and will develop plans to make Del Toro's next stop motion project after Pinocchio. I'm very hyped to see what this leads to!
October 10, 2025 at 11:47 PM
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The Ig Nobel is incredible , one year an Indian guy won it for calculating the average surface area of an elephant and during his acceptance they had an elephant hold up a sign with the surface area of the scientist on it, they do showbiz better than the Oscars
Video: a Japanese scientist was attacked by flies while giving the acceptance speech for his Ig Nobel Prize-winning research paper that proved painting Zebra-like stripes on cows led to a decrease in biting fly attacks.
October 4, 2025 at 2:11 PM
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October 3, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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(bluesky user bursts into Waffle House) OH SO YOU HATE PANCAKES??
September 26, 2025 at 3:09 PM
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I get that the news cycle is packed right now, but I just heard from a colleague at the Smithsonian that this is fully a GIANT SQUID BEING EATEN BY A SPERM WHALE and it’s possibly the first ever confirmed video according to a friend at NOAA

10 YEAR OLD ME IS LOSING HER MIND (a thread 🧵)
September 24, 2025 at 8:30 PM
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September 21, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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September 18, 2025 at 4:53 PM
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this exists it is called thinking
September 20, 2025 at 12:15 PM
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September 10, 2025 at 12:21 AM
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have never clicked a headline so fast www.nature.com/articles/d41...
August 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
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Our dog is doing physical therapy, and the photos they’re sending us make him look like a Far Side character.
August 29, 2025 at 2:30 AM
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A man long dead, grafted to machines your builders did not understand
June 30, 2025 at 8:18 PM
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A gun pointed at the head of the universe

My piece for the 2026 Community Calendar

#halo #halospotlight
August 26, 2025 at 6:15 AM
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We are proud to announce that Justin Truman will be stepping up as Bungie’s new Studio Head as Pete Parsons retires from his position to pass the torch to a new generation of leaders.

www.bungie.net/7/en/News/Ar...
August 21, 2025 at 8:10 PM
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Via Variety: 'Guillermo del Toro refused to make #Frankenstein with too much visual effects and green screens: "I want real sets."'

variety.com/2025/film/fe...
August 20, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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OH MY GOD
August 19, 2025 at 3:04 AM
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nothing Happy about this Meal
August 17, 2025 at 1:43 AM
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Donate $25 and get the brand new Tartan Tribute emblem to support our partners Ronald McDonald House Charities. They are doing essential work in supporting families whose children need critical care far from home: bung.ie/rmhc2025
August 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
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We’re working on it. That’s all I can say for now. Subscribe to The Onion.
August 14, 2025 at 2:58 AM