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Bluesky Pervy Phantom
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You can't prove ghosts aren't real and you can't prove I didn't suck off God, consensually (It's in the Bible).

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thegodpodcast.com God @thegodpodcast.com · Dec 1
So glad Bluesky is cracking down on impersonators and parody accounts.

NOTE: Since no one can prove God is real, I am therefore not an impersonation or a parody.

Hi, I’m God.
December 1, 2024 at 11:18 PM
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comradeluanne.bsky.social
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November 29, 2024 at 2:32 AM
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pervyphantom.bsky.social
The Mr Bean youtube channel has a lot of hand stuff going on if you're into that. I am, obviously.
November 29, 2024 at 2:09 PM
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thegrimrecapper.bsky.social
I know we're not supposed to kink shame, but I'm eating a very late dinner in the communal area of this capsule hotel and a dude who didn't see me walk in behind him is just full on cranking his hog to an episode of Mr Bean.

No, the animated version.
November 29, 2024 at 12:47 PM
pervyphantom.bsky.social
I'm on the wrong platform.

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pixelatedboat.bsky.social pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · Nov 28
Report: in a bid to capture the “chaotic energy” of early Bluesky, Threads is trialing a new algorithmic feed where every 4th post is a poorly lit photo of a flaccid penis
November 29, 2024 at 1:32 AM
pervyphantom.bsky.social
She doesn't kiss the snowman until after he dies. Whole new meaning the title Hot Frosty. If they fucked, she'd melt his dick off.

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merrittk.com merritt @merrittk.com · Nov 28
has anyone seen the netflix christmas movie where lacey chabert fucks a living snowman who has the mind of a toddler
November 29, 2024 at 1:29 AM
pervyphantom.bsky.social
Pretty sure strawberries taste like dick. I wouldn't know though, I've never had strawberries.

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November 28, 2024 at 10:51 PM
pervyphantom.bsky.social
Slaying the bear is what I call jacking off!

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artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · Nov 28
David Slaying the Bear, by the workshop of Peter Paul Rubens, 1640
November 28, 2024 at 10:43 PM
pervyphantom.bsky.social
I'm also thankful for your crazy fat wet puss life.

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November 28, 2024 at 10:42 PM
pervyphantom.bsky.social
This is actually a song by Brian McKnight

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ella90.bsky.social Ella @ella90.bsky.social · Nov 28
To-do list:

1. Pushing you against the wall.

2. Kissing you while my hands pull down your jeans and boxer.

3. Going down on you until you're a whimpering mess.

4. Throwing you on the bed and riding you till we both come undone.

5. Going to the shower and start again to number 1.
November 28, 2024 at 10:40 PM
pervyphantom.bsky.social
The only roasting I'd want to see is a spit roast!

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November 28, 2024 at 10:20 PM
pervyphantom.bsky.social
The movies sucked because the big ape never fucked the lizard.

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gonebabygone.bsky.social Slow Ominous "Auld Lang Syne" Cover @gonebabygone.bsky.social · Nov 28
Godzilla and King Kong are such great ambassadors for their respective cultures, one is like “what if our atomic hubris called forth an agent of our destruction from the very seas that birthed us” and one is like “what if monsters wanted our white women”
November 28, 2024 at 10:00 PM
pervyphantom.bsky.social
Also porn!

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youranoncentral.bsky.social Anonymous @youranoncentral.bsky.social · Nov 28
Twitter didn't gain relevance by being the biggest platform, it gained relevancy through the quality of the content and individuals. The main goal for everyone here should be to encourage global defender, media, and establishment accounts to transition to #BlueSky. That'll provide legitimacy.
November 28, 2024 at 9:54 PM
pervyphantom.bsky.social
Only if he wants me to.

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November 27, 2024 at 1:08 AM
pervyphantom.bsky.social
For you, the day An Unstoppable Tied Up Tickling Orgasmic Irresistible A*****t! Pissing And Leaking Girls! graced your village was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday.

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jav.scd.lol JAV Titles @jav.scd.lol · Nov 26
An Unstoppable Tied Up Tickling Orgasmic Irresistible A*****t! Pissing And Leaking Girls! 5 Hour Deluxe Edition
November 26, 2024 at 11:57 PM
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kirp.bsky.social
Happy 48th anniversary to Neil Young wearing this shirt
November 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
pervyphantom.bsky.social
AS IT SHOULD BE!

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beaveinflow.bsky.social BEAVE @beaveinflow.bsky.social · Nov 26
Just like twitter, bluesky is also the media, except it’s mostly breaking news about our buttholes.
November 26, 2024 at 1:44 PM
pervyphantom.bsky.social
Jacking off is healthy and normal as long as it's not done excessively. I'm doing right now!

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bigidiot420.bsky.social Kyle from incantation has a mustache @bigidiot420.bsky.social · Nov 25
if you're still jacking off after age 30 it's time for you to grow up
November 26, 2024 at 1:31 PM
pervyphantom.bsky.social
Yes

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babadookspinoza.bsky.social they/them might be giants ☭ @babadookspinoza.bsky.social · Nov 25
*platonically* Hey sexy ;) Wanna have sex? ;) Let’s have some sex. ;)
November 26, 2024 at 1:26 PM
pervyphantom.bsky.social
Don't fuck in the movie theatre. It's rude to everyone else. Fuck in the parking lot instead like a normal person.

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November 26, 2024 at 1:23 PM
pervyphantom.bsky.social
I agree!!!!
popeofchilitown.bsky.social Pope of Chili Town @popeofchilitown.bsky.social · Nov 26
It’s not a good or bad thing in itself, but I feel like the sudden and almost complete disappearance of nudity on HBO shows is a bad sign for the culture.

I couldn’t articulate why, and it’s not like there aren’t other ways to see attractive naked people, but it’s a bad vibe.
November 26, 2024 at 1:11 PM
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jongraywb.bsky.social
Lickin’ in the clitty
You know you have to survive
(Lickin’ in the clitty)
You’ve got to keep that scream alive
(Lickin’ in the clitty)
Go find the love that’s free
Can’t you seeeeeeeeee~~~
November 25, 2024 at 2:12 PM
pervyphantom.bsky.social
Just like my penis!

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November 26, 2024 at 1:06 PM
pervyphantom.bsky.social
I'm ordering a video now and asking her to count backwards from 20.

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adamkinzinger.substack.com Adam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · Nov 25
I’m pretty sure this is not legal. Congressmen can’t trade and make money on their job.

Ethics maybe having to take a look
November 26, 2024 at 1:00 PM
pervyphantom.bsky.social
I hope so!!!!

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November 26, 2024 at 12:57 PM