Perry, Warlock-Engineer 🐀💚
@perrywayman.com
Miniature buyer. Mininature builder. (Sometime) miniature painter.
Part time handegg zebra. #IWATJ #DUUUVAL
Part time handegg zebra. #IWATJ #DUUUVAL
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“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
May 8, 2025 at 5:26 PM
“The pope will be from Chicago” sounds like an 1880s Republican’s dire prediction for if we don’t stop Irish immigration
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A+ to CBS Sports for their coverage of Rory’s victory walk. Perfect execution. Sometimes less is more.
April 13, 2025 at 11:43 PM
A+ to CBS Sports for their coverage of Rory’s victory walk. Perfect execution. Sometimes less is more.
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Cubs DESTROY the Dodgers 🤯
April 13, 2025 at 4:13 AM
Cubs DESTROY the Dodgers 🤯
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When I saw the Cute Bunny alt-instructions by dicken_tututu, I had to give it a try!
March 27, 2025 at 8:17 PM
When I saw the Cute Bunny alt-instructions by dicken_tututu, I had to give it a try!
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March 13, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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This is Zoey. She was so asleep that the post-nap big stretch included her mind, body, and soul. 12/10
March 10, 2025 at 10:14 PM
This is Zoey. She was so asleep that the post-nap big stretch included her mind, body, and soul. 12/10
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“SERIES DATES BACK TO YESTERDAY” in this traditional college baseball rivalry.
UPDATE!
February 23, 2025 at 10:33 PM
“SERIES DATES BACK TO YESTERDAY” in this traditional college baseball rivalry.
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Dear Secretary-General of the United Nations. Football's "Touchdown" and Rugby's "Try" are ill-fitting names and better describe eachother. Please make them switch. I am not a crackpot
February 22, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Dear Secretary-General of the United Nations. Football's "Touchdown" and Rugby's "Try" are ill-fitting names and better describe eachother. Please make them switch. I am not a crackpot
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This is the review that got me blacklisted by EA. Some shitbag executive wanted me fired.
February 13, 2025 at 5:08 PM
This is the review that got me blacklisted by EA. Some shitbag executive wanted me fired.
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people talk about "looking for a needle in haystack," but i feel like that would take a long time. needles are small and easy to lose even in the best of circumstances. if one were hidden in a haystack, it seems you'd have to painstakingly sift through every last piece of hay to find it. what a pain
January 29, 2025 at 6:09 PM
people talk about "looking for a needle in haystack," but i feel like that would take a long time. needles are small and easy to lose even in the best of circumstances. if one were hidden in a haystack, it seems you'd have to painstakingly sift through every last piece of hay to find it. what a pain
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Any time an NFL rule gets cited by a ref for the first time ever, I am going to blog about it.
The Commanders almost got hit with the rarest penalty in football, and even though there is no rule saying a dog can't play in an NFL game, you probably shouldn't try it. open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
The Commanders almost got hit with the rarest penalty in football, and even though there is no rule saying a dog can't play in an NFL game, you probably shouldn't try it. open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
When can referees award a touchdown as a penalty? A palpably unfair analysis
There are two reasons NFL refs can award touchdowns as penalties. We almost saw one on Sunday.
open.substack.com
January 27, 2025 at 9:38 PM
Any time an NFL rule gets cited by a ref for the first time ever, I am going to blog about it.
The Commanders almost got hit with the rarest penalty in football, and even though there is no rule saying a dog can't play in an NFL game, you probably shouldn't try it. open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
The Commanders almost got hit with the rarest penalty in football, and even though there is no rule saying a dog can't play in an NFL game, you probably shouldn't try it. open.substack.com/pub/rodgersh...
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I crunched the numbers to find out which NFL teams are Serious (professionally run organizations aimed at sustained success), which are Unserious, and which are the Toilet Buffoons of Failson City.
![Is Your Team Serious? – AFC
AFC East
Bills — very serious (but with Sean McDermott)
Dolphins — not quite serious
Jets — perhaps the most deeply unserious team in professional sports history
Pats — have not been serious in at least five years. it’s great!
AFC North
Bengals — fun! but not serious
Browns — not fun and not serious
Ravens — very fun and very serious
Steelers — not fun; broadly serious but not serious-serious
AFC South — no. absolutely noy. get out of my office.
AFC West
Broncos — getting serious
Chargers — these poor asses rent
Chieves — yes, I would say that the dynastic team is serious
Raiders — let me ask you a question. why do you recognize this shape? [it is a stylized image of Mark Davis’s haircut]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hyj5gdgpkql2bz7rbset3h33/bafkreifloe4vavtabtjb6hn765g32mwd4opplmm6ueg6xr5r2uo5ulefuu@jpeg)
January 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
I crunched the numbers to find out which NFL teams are Serious (professionally run organizations aimed at sustained success), which are Unserious, and which are the Toilet Buffoons of Failson City.
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Stroyuschiysya dom (House under construction, rotated), by Kazimir Malevich, 1915-16, 📸 by @photoDre
January 22, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Stroyuschiysya dom (House under construction, rotated), by Kazimir Malevich, 1915-16, 📸 by @photoDre
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Scott Hutchison would have been 43 today. We were lucky to have him. Make tiny changes.
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Frightened Rabbit - Head Rolls Off
YouTube video by WNRN
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November 20, 2024 at 11:11 PM
Scott Hutchison would have been 43 today. We were lucky to have him. Make tiny changes.
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Oooh, look at Sainsbury’s, with their fancy new Latin motto like they’re bleedin hogwarts
Grow up
Grow up
January 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Oooh, look at Sainsbury’s, with their fancy new Latin motto like they’re bleedin hogwarts
Grow up
Grow up
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(Getting up off the ground after fumbling the opening kickoff and putting my team in a huge hole)
Uhh. Do-over. I wasn’t ready
Uhh. Do-over. I wasn’t ready
January 12, 2025 at 9:43 PM
(Getting up off the ground after fumbling the opening kickoff and putting my team in a huge hole)
Uhh. Do-over. I wasn’t ready
Uhh. Do-over. I wasn’t ready
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Finally got a Reiner Knizia into the collection. Super simple but very satisfying. Rebirth
January 12, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Finally got a Reiner Knizia into the collection. Super simple but very satisfying. Rebirth
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they say there's no ethical consumption under capitalism, but i do think there are a few exceptions to that. for instance, a best-in-class pickup that's won a j.d. power award for several years in a row. i would consider that ethical
January 9, 2025 at 8:59 PM
they say there's no ethical consumption under capitalism, but i do think there are a few exceptions to that. for instance, a best-in-class pickup that's won a j.d. power award for several years in a row. i would consider that ethical
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there are four teams (bills, ravens, lions, vikings) who are really good, really entertaining, have very compelling narratives, and would be exceptionally satisfying to see as super bowl champs. if the chiefs threepeat it will be more annoying and loathsome than anything the patriots ever did
December 30, 2024 at 3:06 PM
there are four teams (bills, ravens, lions, vikings) who are really good, really entertaining, have very compelling narratives, and would be exceptionally satisfying to see as super bowl champs. if the chiefs threepeat it will be more annoying and loathsome than anything the patriots ever did
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so I tried that “just don’t sleep” method for making my 6 am flight and folks you’re not going to believe this but I’m physically seeing the horse that’s destined to kill me in 14 years
December 27, 2024 at 4:11 PM
so I tried that “just don’t sleep” method for making my 6 am flight and folks you’re not going to believe this but I’m physically seeing the horse that’s destined to kill me in 14 years
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Blue Baby: Blitz over Britain, by Edward Burra, 1941, 📸 by @JordanHerald5
December 21, 2024 at 3:12 AM
Blue Baby: Blitz over Britain, by Edward Burra, 1941, 📸 by @JordanHerald5