Perfect_Timing
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Thoroughly unprofessional impersonator of certain characters famous for wearing vests…
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I did a crisper version of this Andor remix if anyone is a completist.
January 10, 2026 at 2:09 AM
I did a crisper version of this Andor remix if anyone is a completist.
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The dog was in the car. Looks like a good dog though of course they are all good dogs. Gray around the muzzle. Wondering what was happening. Wagging its tail.
January 10, 2026 at 2:52 AM
The dog was in the car. Looks like a good dog though of course they are all good dogs. Gray around the muzzle. Wondering what was happening. Wagging its tail.
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what the fuck is wrong with people these days
January 10, 2026 at 3:26 AM
what the fuck is wrong with people these days
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Seen some people suggesting the new shooting video is AI because you can see a dinosaur in the background at one point. But, uh, there’s just a dinosaur on a car on that street. Here’s Google Street View.
maps.app.goo.gl/fmgYaLWrwxx3...
maps.app.goo.gl/fmgYaLWrwxx3...
January 9, 2026 at 9:27 PM
Seen some people suggesting the new shooting video is AI because you can see a dinosaur in the background at one point. But, uh, there’s just a dinosaur on a car on that street. Here’s Google Street View.
maps.app.goo.gl/fmgYaLWrwxx3...
maps.app.goo.gl/fmgYaLWrwxx3...
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So a CBS Evening News reporter actually did a pretty solid breakdown of the ICE murder video, talking to a former agent who details all the ways Ross messed up. And yet: It didn’t air on the actual show tonight. CBS did post it to YouTube—and it has nearly 800k views already youtu.be/6ywLEESFDu0?...
Retired ICE agent breaks down deadly Minneapolis shooting
YouTube video by CBS Evening News
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January 9, 2026 at 7:04 AM
So a CBS Evening News reporter actually did a pretty solid breakdown of the ICE murder video, talking to a former agent who details all the ways Ross messed up. And yet: It didn’t air on the actual show tonight. CBS did post it to YouTube—and it has nearly 800k views already youtu.be/6ywLEESFDu0?...
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a dating app but for ppl looking for partners with working ink cartridges in their printers.
January 10, 2026 at 1:10 PM
a dating app but for ppl looking for partners with working ink cartridges in their printers.
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This week: we execute a U.S. citizen.
Next week: we take over elections to stop “fraud.”
It's so transparent what's going on here.
Next week: we take over elections to stop “fraud.”
It's so transparent what's going on here.
January 9, 2026 at 2:23 PM
This week: we execute a U.S. citizen.
Next week: we take over elections to stop “fraud.”
It's so transparent what's going on here.
Next week: we take over elections to stop “fraud.”
It's so transparent what's going on here.
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We wanted to understand what's going on in Iran. So we talked to three unvaccinated Joe Rogan listeners at an Arby's in Scranton.
January 10, 2026 at 4:25 AM
We wanted to understand what's going on in Iran. So we talked to three unvaccinated Joe Rogan listeners at an Arby's in Scranton.
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Raise your hand if you agree with Billie Eilish. 🖐️🖐️
“ICE is a terrorist organization”
“ICE is a terrorist organization”
January 10, 2026 at 12:41 PM
Raise your hand if you agree with Billie Eilish. 🖐️🖐️
“ICE is a terrorist organization”
“ICE is a terrorist organization”
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Good’s last words to the goon: “I’m not mad at you”
His last words to her: “F*cking bitch”
We live in the culture these awful people have nurtured, starting at the top.
His last words to her: “F*cking bitch”
We live in the culture these awful people have nurtured, starting at the top.
January 9, 2026 at 7:36 PM
Good’s last words to the goon: “I’m not mad at you”
His last words to her: “F*cking bitch”
We live in the culture these awful people have nurtured, starting at the top.
His last words to her: “F*cking bitch”
We live in the culture these awful people have nurtured, starting at the top.
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"That's fine, dude, I'm not mad at you."
The last words of an American mother, hours before the VPOTUS called her a terrorist.
The last words of an American mother, hours before the VPOTUS called her a terrorist.
January 9, 2026 at 7:36 PM
"That's fine, dude, I'm not mad at you."
The last words of an American mother, hours before the VPOTUS called her a terrorist.
The last words of an American mother, hours before the VPOTUS called her a terrorist.
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In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
January 9, 2026 at 7:24 PM
In America you drop your kid off at school, get your brains blown out on the ride home, then the Vice President drops everything for a week to call you a terrorist, to slander your family, to protect the circumstances that led to your death so they can do it again. It is government by Alex Jones.
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Whatever oil companies & Trump decide to try and do in Venezuela is one thing, but not ONE SINGLE PENNY of American taxpayer money should be spent facilitating it. They are your profits, spend your own damn money trying to gain them. You have plenty of it. THAT is America First.
January 10, 2026 at 12:52 PM
Whatever oil companies & Trump decide to try and do in Venezuela is one thing, but not ONE SINGLE PENNY of American taxpayer money should be spent facilitating it. They are your profits, spend your own damn money trying to gain them. You have plenty of it. THAT is America First.
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This is absolutely what happened.
He didn't shoot her in the head at point blank range because he felt like he was in danger. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he was furious that she wasn't afraid of him. He shot her in the head at point blank range because he felt emasculated.
January 10, 2026 at 1:03 PM
This is absolutely what happened.
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Bove is going to be the new Clarence Thomas, but worse (until he gets elevated): A petulant, vindictive asshole who is going to use the bench to make up for his moral emptiness and deep sense of inadequacy
July 30, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Bove is going to be the new Clarence Thomas, but worse (until he gets elevated): A petulant, vindictive asshole who is going to use the bench to make up for his moral emptiness and deep sense of inadequacy
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Shout out to the WSJ journalists who reported on Vought’s impoundment by footnote, causing the White House to walk it back. Impact journalism!!
UPDATE: The pause was scrapped Tuesday evening after intervention by top White House officials. www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Trump Administration Scraps Effort to Pause Health-Research Funding
The administration halted and then restarted billions in new research grants flowing from the National Institutes of Health.
www.wsj.com
July 30, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Shout out to the WSJ journalists who reported on Vought’s impoundment by footnote, causing the White House to walk it back. Impact journalism!!
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They ask why Black people can’t get ahead, meanwhile several times in American history Black communities were massacred for being prosperous.
July 29, 2025 at 12:08 PM
They ask why Black people can’t get ahead, meanwhile several times in American history Black communities were massacred for being prosperous.
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characters at this year’s met gala: thread
May 6, 2025 at 10:04 AM
characters at this year’s met gala: thread
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Jeff Bezos' Washington Post editorial board has endorsed Pam Bondi as a "qualified" and "serious" pick for Attorney General.
Nowhere in the endorsement did they mention that she's a former Amazon lobbyist.
Billionaire control of our media is a threat to democracy.
Nowhere in the endorsement did they mention that she's a former Amazon lobbyist.
Billionaire control of our media is a threat to democracy.
Jeff Bezos' Editorial Board Calls Trump's AG Pick, Who Lobbied for Amazon, 'Qualified'
The Washington Post's editorial board gave a thumbs up for Trump's attorney general pick Pam Bondi, who previously lobbied for Amazon.
www.rollingstone.com
January 13, 2025 at 9:00 PM
Jeff Bezos' Washington Post editorial board has endorsed Pam Bondi as a "qualified" and "serious" pick for Attorney General.
Nowhere in the endorsement did they mention that she's a former Amazon lobbyist.
Billionaire control of our media is a threat to democracy.
Nowhere in the endorsement did they mention that she's a former Amazon lobbyist.
Billionaire control of our media is a threat to democracy.
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News!
January 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
News!
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I’m sorry but the fact that Congress is about to throw immigrants under the bus at the very same time that countless immigrants in California are risking their lives to protect neighborhoods many of them could never aspire live in is breaking my brain in a whole new way.
January 13, 2025 at 1:32 AM
I’m sorry but the fact that Congress is about to throw immigrants under the bus at the very same time that countless immigrants in California are risking their lives to protect neighborhoods many of them could never aspire live in is breaking my brain in a whole new way.
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President Zelensky: 150 Ukrainian firefighters are ready to travel to California to help combat the wildfires.🇺🇸🇺🇦
January 12, 2025 at 11:53 PM
President Zelensky: 150 Ukrainian firefighters are ready to travel to California to help combat the wildfires.🇺🇸🇺🇦
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Musk is just that pathetic.
January 13, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Musk is just that pathetic.
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after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
January 10, 2025 at 9:24 PM
after days of grifters and con men at CES we stumbled upon the booth for VLC. they were all dressed as wizards and told us, "we have nothing to sell, we just decided to show up". i told them I'd been using their software to pirate media for 15 years and they said "keep doing that"
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'The January 31, 1933, New York Times story on Hitler’s appointment as chancellor was headlined “Hitler Puts Aside Aim to Be Dictator.”'
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
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How Hitler Dismantled a Democracy in 53 Days
He used the constitution to shatter the constitution.
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January 10, 2025 at 9:39 PM
'The January 31, 1933, New York Times story on Hitler’s appointment as chancellor was headlined “Hitler Puts Aside Aim to Be Dictator.”'
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...
www.theatlantic.com/ideas/archiv...