Squirrel Ancestor
@penrose3.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Simon ❤️💜💙 (he/they)
Web + game dev, RPG fan, and supreme chill master. I tend to repost web comics, art, jokes, and U.S. politics.
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Web + game dev, RPG fan, and supreme chill master. I tend to repost web comics, art, jokes, and U.S. politics.
Avatar by Neil Kohney: https://bsky.app/profile/theotherend.bsky.social
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McDonald’s Brings Back Beloved Snack Rat https://theonion.com/mcdonalds-brings-back-beloved-snack-rat/
January 1, 2026 at 12:00 AM
McDonald’s Brings Back Beloved Snack Rat https://theonion.com/mcdonalds-brings-back-beloved-snack-rat/
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Well, now I have something new to shout when startled.
December 20, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Well, now I have something new to shout when startled.
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The moment I realized salary jobs almost never drug test while hourly jobs do, I saw the jig.
December 19, 2025 at 5:18 PM
The moment I realized salary jobs almost never drug test while hourly jobs do, I saw the jig.
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Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
November 21, 2025 at 9:26 PM
Zohran flip your hair again we need healthcare get him to give us healthcare.
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This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.
September 12, 2025 at 7:55 PM
This is simply untenable. There is no way forward with media and political classes captured by the right. Every time someone commits a crime you have to pray it's not an undesirable or it's purge time, then when it turns out to be themselves again they just shrug and wait for the next one.
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Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
September 22, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Too late, Batman. Once this Tylenol floods the city's water supply, my wiki won't run out of editors ever again
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BREAKING: Conservative activist Charlie Kirk has been shot at an event at Utah Valley University, a spokesperson says.
Turning Point USA confirms CEO Charlie Kirk shot at Utah college event
Charlie Kirk, the CEO and co-founder of the conservative youth organization Turning Point USA, has been shot at an event at a Utah college, Turning Point said.
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September 10, 2025 at 7:03 PM
BREAKING: Conservative activist Charlie Kirk has been shot at an event at Utah Valley University, a spokesperson says.
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“Natural selection”
July 31, 2025 at 1:45 PM
“Natural selection”
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Pedro Pascal: Ooooh Wanna Kiss Kiss Kiss! Mwah Mwah! Smoochie Smoochie!
July 31, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Pedro Pascal: Ooooh Wanna Kiss Kiss Kiss! Mwah Mwah! Smoochie Smoochie!
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The face of a woman who is full of farts and happy to hang out under your blanket and share them with you.
July 19, 2025 at 2:59 PM
The face of a woman who is full of farts and happy to hang out under your blanket and share them with you.
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DOGWALK, Blender Studio’s open project made with @blender.org and @godotengine.org, has been released! Play the game for free on Steam and Itch.io and access production assets, documentation and the source of the game by signing up on studio.blender.org #b3d.
July 13, 2025 at 12:17 PM
DOGWALK, Blender Studio’s open project made with @blender.org and @godotengine.org, has been released! Play the game for free on Steam and Itch.io and access production assets, documentation and the source of the game by signing up on studio.blender.org #b3d.
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ME: I’m starting to think you only do one thing.
WILHELM [offended]: *screams*
WILHELM [offended]: *screams*
June 17, 2025 at 6:28 PM
ME: I’m starting to think you only do one thing.
WILHELM [offended]: *screams*
WILHELM [offended]: *screams*
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have been confused for days about insane cats invading our yard and destroying the plants for no reason only to find out I have accidentally planted fucking catnip all over the place, I am this neighborhoods feline drug lord, ive devasted their society
June 27, 2025 at 7:07 AM
have been confused for days about insane cats invading our yard and destroying the plants for no reason only to find out I have accidentally planted fucking catnip all over the place, I am this neighborhoods feline drug lord, ive devasted their society
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June 27, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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my child wont stop sending this as a reply to anything i say to her
June 26, 2025 at 9:55 PM
my child wont stop sending this as a reply to anything i say to her
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No see you don’t get it. It’s authoritarian when rules benefit the majority and freedom when they benefit 12 rich people. I know it’s hard to understand but if you breathe in more carbon monoxide it starts to make sense
June 20, 2025 at 3:44 AM
No see you don’t get it. It’s authoritarian when rules benefit the majority and freedom when they benefit 12 rich people. I know it’s hard to understand but if you breathe in more carbon monoxide it starts to make sense
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in case you were wondering-
June 10, 2025 at 1:40 AM
in case you were wondering-
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the fact that people were told “today you are going to an elementary school to lie to teachers and kidnap kids” and didn’t immediately tell their bosses to go fuck themselves is all you need to know about why ICE should be dismantled
BREAKING: Federal agents in plain clothes and unmarked cars tried to snatch 1st graders from LA elementary schools—told staff they had “parental consent.”
They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
They lied. When pressed, they HID THEIR IDS. DHS admits they sent them. This wasn’t a welfare check. It was a test run for a police state.
June 10, 2025 at 1:44 AM
the fact that people were told “today you are going to an elementary school to lie to teachers and kidnap kids” and didn’t immediately tell their bosses to go fuck themselves is all you need to know about why ICE should be dismantled
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My acrylic painting process, WESTERN DOWNS
June 5, 2025 at 2:12 PM
My acrylic painting process, WESTERN DOWNS
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learn your history, besties
June 3, 2025 at 7:52 PM
learn your history, besties