taryn
@peepsaregood.bsky.social
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lord of the rings megafan, can't read
lord of the rings megafan, can't read
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im impwementin stwict standawds of appeewance for da miwitawy
November 23, 2025 at 4:01 PM
im impwementin stwict standawds of appeewance for da miwitawy
they're putting out this blasphemy in a world we shared with Whitney Houston?
Variety declares Ariana Grande the first successful pop star turner movie star. Who is your favorite failed pop star turned actor?
https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddycinephile/comments/1p3nlnm/variety_declares_ariana_grande_the_first/
https://www.reddit.com/r/okbuddycinephile/comments/1p3nlnm/variety_declares_ariana_grande_the_first/
Variety declares Ariana Grande the first successful pop star turner movie star. Who is your favorite failed pop star turned actor?
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November 23, 2025 at 1:48 AM
they're putting out this blasphemy in a world we shared with Whitney Houston?
I guess the UK definition of a "smash cake" is different than the US definition!
November 23, 2025 at 1:46 AM
I guess the UK definition of a "smash cake" is different than the US definition!
picked up what I thought was an apple seed from the table and it moved in my fingers
November 23, 2025 at 12:44 AM
picked up what I thought was an apple seed from the table and it moved in my fingers
no one:
OK GO in 2050: our new video features one dozen genetically engineered clones of each band member that form a children's choir specifically trained on our entire discography
OK GO in 2050: our new video features one dozen genetically engineered clones of each band member that form a children's choir specifically trained on our entire discography
November 23, 2025 at 12:24 AM
no one:
OK GO in 2050: our new video features one dozen genetically engineered clones of each band member that form a children's choir specifically trained on our entire discography
OK GO in 2050: our new video features one dozen genetically engineered clones of each band member that form a children's choir specifically trained on our entire discography
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We’re the sons of the ShowBiz pizza animatronic band you couldn’t turn off.
November 22, 2025 at 6:02 PM
We’re the sons of the ShowBiz pizza animatronic band you couldn’t turn off.
went to a fairly laid back kids birthday, no issues, no meltdowns, everyone got some snacks, didn't have to chase my kid around too much, sat plenty, chatted just enough. and I'm still SO exhausted wtf!!!
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 PM
went to a fairly laid back kids birthday, no issues, no meltdowns, everyone got some snacks, didn't have to chase my kid around too much, sat plenty, chatted just enough. and I'm still SO exhausted wtf!!!
as someone who's never smoked I'm intrigued if this is how it works.... because I can't functional at all and maybe I should be medicated
yeah tbh I’d really rather be on ADHD meds and NOT have to develop a two pack a day cigarette habit as someone who’s never smoked before just to function
I guess I can drink twelve coffees a day while chain smoking if you want me to do this in a socially acceptable manner, I just don't see how that's better for my physical or mental health than Vyvanse, y'know?
November 22, 2025 at 4:17 PM
as someone who's never smoked I'm intrigued if this is how it works.... because I can't functional at all and maybe I should be medicated
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the nofarts Joker is haunting me
November 21, 2025 at 4:33 PM
the nofarts Joker is haunting me
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I bought a pack of cheapo toy cars online and one of them is a recycling truck with a machine gun.
November 22, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I bought a pack of cheapo toy cars online and one of them is a recycling truck with a machine gun.
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Therapist: The John Calvin Poltergeist isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.
John Calvin Poltergeist:
John Calvin Poltergeist:
I really want to know what’s going on in the class that meets here before mine
November 20, 2025 at 7:46 PM
Therapist: The John Calvin Poltergeist isn’t real. He can’t hurt you.
John Calvin Poltergeist:
John Calvin Poltergeist:
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I'm several months late to the party but more people should be complaining about how terrible the naming convention is to have "Wicked: Part 1" and "Wicked: For Good". What???
We don't have to accept this. Rename one of them, idk.
We don't have to accept this. Rename one of them, idk.
November 22, 2025 at 2:14 PM
I'm several months late to the party but more people should be complaining about how terrible the naming convention is to have "Wicked: Part 1" and "Wicked: For Good". What???
We don't have to accept this. Rename one of them, idk.
We don't have to accept this. Rename one of them, idk.
we had the dreaded 4:30 crash nap tonight and we've already paid for it in a huge meltdown upon waking but really we still owe a balance on bedtime
November 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
we had the dreaded 4:30 crash nap tonight and we've already paid for it in a huge meltdown upon waking but really we still owe a balance on bedtime
what's the stupidest memory taking up value real estate in your brain?
one time my ex boyfriend decided a good story to tell my friends he was meeting for the first time was earlier that day he took a shit and it came out in little pellets like a deer
one time my ex boyfriend decided a good story to tell my friends he was meeting for the first time was earlier that day he took a shit and it came out in little pellets like a deer
November 22, 2025 at 12:33 AM
what's the stupidest memory taking up value real estate in your brain?
one time my ex boyfriend decided a good story to tell my friends he was meeting for the first time was earlier that day he took a shit and it came out in little pellets like a deer
one time my ex boyfriend decided a good story to tell my friends he was meeting for the first time was earlier that day he took a shit and it came out in little pellets like a deer
ive got a wild craving for plain firm tofu like maybe a little salt but just give it to me cold and slippery, it sounds so good
November 21, 2025 at 3:49 PM
ive got a wild craving for plain firm tofu like maybe a little salt but just give it to me cold and slippery, it sounds so good
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I've obviously never been a vampire, but I think the closest I'll ever get to experiencing that primal bloodlust is licking clean the brownie batter bowl with wanton abandon
November 20, 2025 at 4:46 PM
I've obviously never been a vampire, but I think the closest I'll ever get to experiencing that primal bloodlust is licking clean the brownie batter bowl with wanton abandon
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Hey folks! My latest video, examining if the Roman's attempt to conquer Ireland, is now live over on youtube! We had a lot of fun making this one on location over in Anglesey and Ireland so I hope you all enjoy it!
youtu.be/qgU0Y4vnIpY
youtu.be/qgU0Y4vnIpY
November 11, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Hey folks! My latest video, examining if the Roman's attempt to conquer Ireland, is now live over on youtube! We had a lot of fun making this one on location over in Anglesey and Ireland so I hope you all enjoy it!
youtu.be/qgU0Y4vnIpY
youtu.be/qgU0Y4vnIpY
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Need something like a LifeAlert but that only notifies my husband when he doesn’t see my urgent texts like this one
A WifeAlert
A WifeAlert
November 19, 2025 at 1:47 AM
Need something like a LifeAlert but that only notifies my husband when he doesn’t see my urgent texts like this one
A WifeAlert
A WifeAlert
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Like, who green lit this as a character in a show aimed at preschoolers?
November 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Like, who green lit this as a character in a show aimed at preschoolers?
just got fired from my kid's imaginary rock n roll band 😭
November 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
just got fired from my kid's imaginary rock n roll band 😭
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there's no help here, only hamburger
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
there's no help here, only hamburger
inadvertently created a tiny early 2000's pop punk fan, whoops
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
inadvertently created a tiny early 2000's pop punk fan, whoops
crumble? the thing you literally never want your cookies to do??
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
crumble? the thing you literally never want your cookies to do??
ugh ok maybe my chore hack is—unfortunately like a small child—timing myself so I can be impressed with how fast I am. I can unload the dishwasher so fast guys.
November 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
ugh ok maybe my chore hack is—unfortunately like a small child—timing myself so I can be impressed with how fast I am. I can unload the dishwasher so fast guys.