taryn
@peepsaregood.bsky.social
she/her
in the pluribus with the mayor of albuquerque
in the pluribus with the mayor of albuquerque
Pinned
in honor of our first poopmas (accidentally)
February 1, 2026 at 2:40 AM
in honor of our first poopmas (accidentally)
my kid, out of nowhere at all:
HEY you know what a very special day is?
POOPMAS
HEY you know what a very special day is?
POOPMAS
February 1, 2026 at 1:24 AM
my kid, out of nowhere at all:
HEY you know what a very special day is?
POOPMAS
HEY you know what a very special day is?
POOPMAS
folks, we have an imaginary friend
January 31, 2026 at 9:58 PM
folks, we have an imaginary friend
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my son (4), volunteer park ranger: “WHY THAT LADY HAVE A DOG IF THAT SIGN SAYS NO DOGS”
lady with dog: [speeds up]
lady with dog: [speeds up]
January 31, 2026 at 7:23 PM
my son (4), volunteer park ranger: “WHY THAT LADY HAVE A DOG IF THAT SIGN SAYS NO DOGS”
lady with dog: [speeds up]
lady with dog: [speeds up]
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Going through the camera roll (2024)
January 30, 2026 at 10:45 PM
Going through the camera roll (2024)
took my kid to the clock store this morning, wearing his clock sticker, got to see some cuckoo clocks in action, got to see a bunch of grandfather clocks in person, and the owner gave us an old mechanism to take home. a very nice half hour!
January 31, 2026 at 5:52 PM
took my kid to the clock store this morning, wearing his clock sticker, got to see some cuckoo clocks in action, got to see a bunch of grandfather clocks in person, and the owner gave us an old mechanism to take home. a very nice half hour!
The author of these big head children's books has got to be sweating every time a round of Epstein emails comes out
January 31, 2026 at 2:18 PM
The author of these big head children's books has got to be sweating every time a round of Epstein emails comes out
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I don't think the Dutch have Betteridge's law.
January 31, 2026 at 2:03 AM
I don't think the Dutch have Betteridge's law.
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Everyone’s making noise when the other team is shooting here at the basketball. Utterly disrespectful. So what if they do it when we’re at their stadium. Aren’t we better than this? In fact can everybody just stay completely quiet? I’m having trouble hearing their shoes
January 31, 2026 at 2:23 AM
Everyone’s making noise when the other team is shooting here at the basketball. Utterly disrespectful. So what if they do it when we’re at their stadium. Aren’t we better than this? In fact can everybody just stay completely quiet? I’m having trouble hearing their shoes
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I have taught struggling readers/writers in 2nd-8th grade, and what drives me insane about Epstein’s writing is that it’s unclear what his fucking deal is. Normally you can see patterns and specific things they’re missing, but not with him.
January 31, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I have taught struggling readers/writers in 2nd-8th grade, and what drives me insane about Epstein’s writing is that it’s unclear what his fucking deal is. Normally you can see patterns and specific things they’re missing, but not with him.
i think about danny go's quads way too often
January 31, 2026 at 12:32 AM
i think about danny go's quads way too often
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when i die i'm coming back as 32 trillion individual krill
January 30, 2026 at 10:55 PM
when i die i'm coming back as 32 trillion individual krill
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To me, he is perfect
January 30, 2026 at 11:10 PM
To me, he is perfect
at this point in my career I am repeating "free public education is an incredible privilege you are to young to comprehend losing" once a day to twelve year olds who think writing a paragraph is a form of oppression
January 30, 2026 at 1:54 PM
at this point in my career I am repeating "free public education is an incredible privilege you are to young to comprehend losing" once a day to twelve year olds who think writing a paragraph is a form of oppression
last night I made the mistake of saying out loud "we are lucky our kid doesn't really ever wake us up in the middle of the night" you know the next part
January 30, 2026 at 1:48 PM
last night I made the mistake of saying out loud "we are lucky our kid doesn't really ever wake us up in the middle of the night" you know the next part
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Just a reminder: Nothing has changed in MN. ICE is still occupying us in extreme numbers. All they want is our voter roll. Extortionate pigs!
www.reddit.com/r/ICE_Watch/...
www.reddit.com/r/ICE_Watch/...
From the ICE_Watch community on Reddit: Journalist: So you're not pulling back in Minnesota? TRUMP: No no. Not at all. (1/29/26)
Explore this post and more from the ICE_Watch community
www.reddit.com
January 30, 2026 at 12:56 PM
Just a reminder: Nothing has changed in MN. ICE is still occupying us in extreme numbers. All they want is our voter roll. Extortionate pigs!
www.reddit.com/r/ICE_Watch/...
www.reddit.com/r/ICE_Watch/...
we got a new teacher he's a white south african and already, over snippets of conversation over two days, said he doesn't like that his wife has a job, thinks "caribbean culture" is ruining florida, and thinks that the thing that would get kids to behave is lowering the work permit age to 12
January 30, 2026 at 1:46 AM
we got a new teacher he's a white south african and already, over snippets of conversation over two days, said he doesn't like that his wife has a job, thinks "caribbean culture" is ruining florida, and thinks that the thing that would get kids to behave is lowering the work permit age to 12
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tragic breaking news. progressive home insurance announces the "millennials becoming their parents" have shriveled up and died. the untested aging disease they were injected with has no known cure and rapidly accelerated in recent years, trapping their 40 year old minds in the body of a bog mummy
January 29, 2026 at 5:06 PM
tragic breaking news. progressive home insurance announces the "millennials becoming their parents" have shriveled up and died. the untested aging disease they were injected with has no known cure and rapidly accelerated in recent years, trapping their 40 year old minds in the body of a bog mummy
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This week is the sixth anniversary of a "large boulder the size of a small boulder."
January 29, 2026 at 6:05 PM
This week is the sixth anniversary of a "large boulder the size of a small boulder."
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you know what would hurt Trump to give? scalps from his administration and the kind of investigations that could actually put Pretti and Good's murderers in jail. if you aren't asking for that you are simply saying that keeping DHS funded is more important than justice.
funding DHS without the kind of concessions that it will *hurt* Trump to give is a betrayal of our martyrs. I simply expect that betrayal.
January 27, 2026 at 2:57 AM
you know what would hurt Trump to give? scalps from his administration and the kind of investigations that could actually put Pretti and Good's murderers in jail. if you aren't asking for that you are simply saying that keeping DHS funded is more important than justice.
wait WHY did my brain decide this mfers name is dan?
i hope dan bovino **** *** ***
January 27, 2026 at 4:01 AM
wait WHY did my brain decide this mfers name is dan?
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when Europeans ask why our entire country won't strike they can't comprehend how gigantic it is, and ~30-40% of the people aren't going to play along because they genuinely like this, and another ~30-40% can't afford to take the brunt of financial and legal responsibility for a general strike
January 26, 2026 at 4:23 PM
when Europeans ask why our entire country won't strike they can't comprehend how gigantic it is, and ~30-40% of the people aren't going to play along because they genuinely like this, and another ~30-40% can't afford to take the brunt of financial and legal responsibility for a general strike
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david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.
January 26, 2026 at 12:33 PM
david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.