taryn
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lord of the rings megafan, can't read
lord of the rings megafan, can't read
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just got fired from my kid's imaginary rock n roll band 😭
November 18, 2025 at 3:10 AM
just got fired from my kid's imaginary rock n roll band 😭
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there's no help here, only hamburger
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
there's no help here, only hamburger
inadvertently created a tiny early 2000's pop punk fan, whoops
November 18, 2025 at 2:28 AM
inadvertently created a tiny early 2000's pop punk fan, whoops
crumble? the thing you literally never want your cookies to do??
November 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
crumble? the thing you literally never want your cookies to do??
ugh ok maybe my chore hack is—unfortunately like a small child—timing myself so I can be impressed with how fast I am. I can unload the dishwasher so fast guys.
November 16, 2025 at 5:47 PM
ugh ok maybe my chore hack is—unfortunately like a small child—timing myself so I can be impressed with how fast I am. I can unload the dishwasher so fast guys.
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Saw this post on tumblr with an actual poll attached to it and the overwhelming winner was "I don't believe life begins at conception but I would still sell liquor to the baby"
November 16, 2025 at 2:17 PM
Saw this post on tumblr with an actual poll attached to it and the overwhelming winner was "I don't believe life begins at conception but I would still sell liquor to the baby"
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Can you #FindThatLizard? You're searching for an adult Yarrow's spiny lizard, Sceloporus jarrovi. Since the scholarship recently opened, I figured that I would highlight one of my favorite species.
November 15, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Can you #FindThatLizard? You're searching for an adult Yarrow's spiny lizard, Sceloporus jarrovi. Since the scholarship recently opened, I figured that I would highlight one of my favorite species.
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Real possibility that my sabbatical activity report is going to be like 65% photos of Fiorello
November 15, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Real possibility that my sabbatical activity report is going to be like 65% photos of Fiorello
my face hurts in such a way that I think acupuncture would really help but not because I think it will do anything special or holistic it just seems like that would feel really good, like a pressure valve or something. shove a needle in there I bet it would feel better than this.
November 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
my face hurts in such a way that I think acupuncture would really help but not because I think it will do anything special or holistic it just seems like that would feel really good, like a pressure valve or something. shove a needle in there I bet it would feel better than this.
autocorrect a few years ago: aha! I see you are struggling with "onomatopoeia" let me just help you there! see, we've done it!
autocorrect now: you typed out "four??" yeah no, no one does that, you meant "for" don't try to deny it
autocorrect now: you typed out "four??" yeah no, no one does that, you meant "for" don't try to deny it
November 15, 2025 at 2:21 PM
autocorrect a few years ago: aha! I see you are struggling with "onomatopoeia" let me just help you there! see, we've done it!
autocorrect now: you typed out "four??" yeah no, no one does that, you meant "for" don't try to deny it
autocorrect now: you typed out "four??" yeah no, no one does that, you meant "for" don't try to deny it
if you needed any further proof that being a morning person is a genetic trait I just walked into my for year olds room and he said was "NO. GO!"
November 15, 2025 at 2:06 PM
if you needed any further proof that being a morning person is a genetic trait I just walked into my for year olds room and he said was "NO. GO!"
my favorite and most relatable character ever is this god of destruction from dragon all super who decides to spare earth because the food is good
November 15, 2025 at 1:23 AM
my favorite and most relatable character ever is this god of destruction from dragon all super who decides to spare earth because the food is good
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ok fair play this is a laugh out loud line
November 14, 2025 at 7:04 PM
ok fair play this is a laugh out loud line
emotional support drinks are vibing today
November 14, 2025 at 4:42 PM
emotional support drinks are vibing today
catching up on Abbott Elementary and they use this line almost exactly. It's crazy how good this show is at keeping up with current vibe in teaching. They better mention the stupid sticky note darts this season.
feeling march levels of burn out in october. not great.
November 14, 2025 at 2:55 PM
catching up on Abbott Elementary and they use this line almost exactly. It's crazy how good this show is at keeping up with current vibe in teaching. They better mention the stupid sticky note darts this season.
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I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
November 13, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’m sorry I just found out that in 1379, as in, 650 years ago, a baby girl was born in Yorkshire and named Diot Coke
history is a fucking joke lmao
history is a fucking joke lmao
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Snow buntings flying along Montrose Pier a few days ago.
November 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Snow buntings flying along Montrose Pier a few days ago.
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we need to return to sending useless rich boys on deadly expeditions
November 13, 2025 at 10:37 PM
we need to return to sending useless rich boys on deadly expeditions
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BREAKING: There’s a new Netflix show starring Claire Danes as a sad lesbian writer and Matthew Rhys as her shady neighbor. #TheBeastInMe
November 13, 2025 at 9:51 PM
BREAKING: There’s a new Netflix show starring Claire Danes as a sad lesbian writer and Matthew Rhys as her shady neighbor. #TheBeastInMe
@outshinepopsicles why no cherry flavor in big size popsicles???
November 13, 2025 at 11:08 PM
@outshinepopsicles why no cherry flavor in big size popsicles???
Kiddo brought home a paper sailboat craft. "I tried to put Jesus on there but it didn't work out."
despite being not affiliated with any religion,we send my kid to a religious daycare. it's been totally fine, but mentions of donkeys has gone up by 200%
November 13, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Kiddo brought home a paper sailboat craft. "I tried to put Jesus on there but it didn't work out."
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I should be doing work right now, but a House Hunters just started and the opening voiceover was: “When a couple has a 25-year age gap, it can lead to some confusion on the house hunt.” So work can wait for a half hour I guess.
November 13, 2025 at 3:02 AM
I should be doing work right now, but a House Hunters just started and the opening voiceover was: “When a couple has a 25-year age gap, it can lead to some confusion on the house hunt.” So work can wait for a half hour I guess.
Brother Dawn
Brother Day
Brother Dusk
Brother oh shit it's so late why am I still up I'm going to be a mess tomorrow I guess a few more minutes can't make it much worse
Brother Day
Brother Dusk
Brother oh shit it's so late why am I still up I'm going to be a mess tomorrow I guess a few more minutes can't make it much worse
November 13, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Brother Dawn
Brother Day
Brother Dusk
Brother oh shit it's so late why am I still up I'm going to be a mess tomorrow I guess a few more minutes can't make it much worse
Brother Day
Brother Dusk
Brother oh shit it's so late why am I still up I'm going to be a mess tomorrow I guess a few more minutes can't make it much worse
it's picture day tomorrow at my kiddo's daycare and today at pick up all the children had stickers on their backs with "I'm getting my picture taken tomorrow!" I presume so they couldn't take them off, but it looked very funny like they all had PLU labels or something, bunch of apples running around
November 13, 2025 at 1:41 AM
it's picture day tomorrow at my kiddo's daycare and today at pick up all the children had stickers on their backs with "I'm getting my picture taken tomorrow!" I presume so they couldn't take them off, but it looked very funny like they all had PLU labels or something, bunch of apples running around