taryn
@peepsaregood.bsky.social
she/her
in the pluribus with the mayor of albuquerque
in the pluribus with the mayor of albuquerque
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tragic breaking news. progressive home insurance announces the "millennials becoming their parents" have shriveled up and died. the untested aging disease they were injected with has no known cure and rapidly accelerated in recent years, trapping their 40 year old minds in the body of a bog mummy
January 29, 2026 at 5:06 PM
tragic breaking news. progressive home insurance announces the "millennials becoming their parents" have shriveled up and died. the untested aging disease they were injected with has no known cure and rapidly accelerated in recent years, trapping their 40 year old minds in the body of a bog mummy
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This week is the sixth anniversary of a "large boulder the size of a small boulder."
January 29, 2026 at 6:05 PM
This week is the sixth anniversary of a "large boulder the size of a small boulder."
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you know what would hurt Trump to give? scalps from his administration and the kind of investigations that could actually put Pretti and Good's murderers in jail. if you aren't asking for that you are simply saying that keeping DHS funded is more important than justice.
funding DHS without the kind of concessions that it will *hurt* Trump to give is a betrayal of our martyrs. I simply expect that betrayal.
January 27, 2026 at 2:57 AM
you know what would hurt Trump to give? scalps from his administration and the kind of investigations that could actually put Pretti and Good's murderers in jail. if you aren't asking for that you are simply saying that keeping DHS funded is more important than justice.
wait WHY did my brain decide this mfers name is dan?
i hope dan bovino **** *** ***
January 27, 2026 at 4:01 AM
wait WHY did my brain decide this mfers name is dan?
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when Europeans ask why our entire country won't strike they can't comprehend how gigantic it is, and ~30-40% of the people aren't going to play along because they genuinely like this, and another ~30-40% can't afford to take the brunt of financial and legal responsibility for a general strike
January 26, 2026 at 4:23 PM
when Europeans ask why our entire country won't strike they can't comprehend how gigantic it is, and ~30-40% of the people aren't going to play along because they genuinely like this, and another ~30-40% can't afford to take the brunt of financial and legal responsibility for a general strike
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david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.
January 26, 2026 at 12:33 PM
david attenborough: [mumbling] skip. i dont like this animal. skip it.
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woke up with some crud today and now I'm worried I have strep. why does this sort of thing always happen on a sunday?
January 25, 2026 at 7:59 PM
woke up with some crud today and now I'm worried I have strep. why does this sort of thing always happen on a sunday?
person from UK: every citizen in America is responsible for electing trump because you didn't do enough to stop him
also this person from the UK: I hate living under brexit but can't afford to move
🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
also this person from the UK: I hate living under brexit but can't afford to move
🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
January 24, 2026 at 6:59 PM
person from UK: every citizen in America is responsible for electing trump because you didn't do enough to stop him
also this person from the UK: I hate living under brexit but can't afford to move
🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
also this person from the UK: I hate living under brexit but can't afford to move
🙃🙃🙃🙃🙃
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Every single Trump voter is pissing and shitting on the graves of their Greatest Generation family members who they claim to revere.
January 24, 2026 at 6:39 PM
Every single Trump voter is pissing and shitting on the graves of their Greatest Generation family members who they claim to revere.
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My neighbor told me he keeps losing falcons to the widening gyre so I asked how many falcons he has and he said he just goes to the falconry and gets a new falcon afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding falcons to drown with the ceremony of innocence and then Yeats started crying.
January 23, 2026 at 11:48 PM
My neighbor told me he keeps losing falcons to the widening gyre so I asked how many falcons he has and he said he just goes to the falconry and gets a new falcon afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding falcons to drown with the ceremony of innocence and then Yeats started crying.
I cannot imagine, as a teacher, signing on to participate in this.
ICE is sending these kids to the concentration camp in Dilley, Texas, where they're preparing to have so many children that they're opening a new school there. They're actively hiring teachers now. I reported on it last month. We have to get people out of there.
January 23, 2026 at 1:54 PM
I cannot imagine, as a teacher, signing on to participate in this.
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Kit Kat likes to drink toilet water and chew on my hair. If you told her to “eat my shit and hair” she would probably be very pleased to oblige.
January 23, 2026 at 3:15 AM
Kit Kat likes to drink toilet water and chew on my hair. If you told her to “eat my shit and hair” she would probably be very pleased to oblige.
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It's not lost on me that the same people who are so pro-ICE are also the same folks speeding around in giant trucks with tinted license plate covers. Or that they are the same folks who consider any suggestion that they should not drive like sociopaths as an attack on their freedom.
Gonna start talking about speeding that came way internet commenters talk about any possible immigration infraction. Go one mph over??? Get ready for life in prison, you should’ve followed the law :/
January 23, 2026 at 1:52 AM
It's not lost on me that the same people who are so pro-ICE are also the same folks speeding around in giant trucks with tinted license plate covers. Or that they are the same folks who consider any suggestion that they should not drive like sociopaths as an attack on their freedom.
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today we read "the cask of Amontillado" and one kid was confused at the end, so another kid offered: "whaddup fortunado, yeah so there's no wine in here but there IS a you-shaped hole and no one to hear you scream, peace!"
January 23, 2026 at 1:42 AM
today we read "the cask of Amontillado" and one kid was confused at the end, so another kid offered: "whaddup fortunado, yeah so there's no wine in here but there IS a you-shaped hole and no one to hear you scream, peace!"
hey you seem really unfocused today and didn't finish your mid year reflection yeah like there's a preschooler being held in prison
January 22, 2026 at 10:48 PM
hey you seem really unfocused today and didn't finish your mid year reflection yeah like there's a preschooler being held in prison
students are like, bro can I just work on this essay at home? and then when you give them reading to do at home, bro I don't have time to do this at home
January 22, 2026 at 8:34 PM
students are like, bro can I just work on this essay at home? and then when you give them reading to do at home, bro I don't have time to do this at home
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your honor, my client's pants are on fire for a different reason
July 21, 2023 at 3:54 PM
your honor, my client's pants are on fire for a different reason
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New from The Cut: She Heard the Whos but First She Heard a Cry for Help: One kangaroo's controversial and determined efforts to push a friend forward through a mental health jungle only to end up in a valley of judgement
January 21, 2026 at 3:26 AM
New from The Cut: She Heard the Whos but First She Heard a Cry for Help: One kangaroo's controversial and determined efforts to push a friend forward through a mental health jungle only to end up in a valley of judgement
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Sold one piece from this gouache collection I made last July, 3 still available! I’m also still going for that 30 order goal this month, I’m currently at 10 - I still think I’m going to smash it super hard and conquer this January because I SAID SO. linktr.ee/thesunxix
#painting #art #illustration
#painting #art #illustration
January 21, 2026 at 12:17 PM
Sold one piece from this gouache collection I made last July, 3 still available! I’m also still going for that 30 order goal this month, I’m currently at 10 - I still think I’m going to smash it super hard and conquer this January because I SAID SO. linktr.ee/thesunxix
#painting #art #illustration
#painting #art #illustration
New from The Cut: She Heard the Whos but First She Heard a Cry for Help: One kangaroo's controversial and determined efforts to push a friend forward through a mental health jungle only to end up in a valley of judgement
January 21, 2026 at 3:26 AM
New from The Cut: She Heard the Whos but First She Heard a Cry for Help: One kangaroo's controversial and determined efforts to push a friend forward through a mental health jungle only to end up in a valley of judgement
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my kid just saw a very tall person for the first time and he was in such awe
January 18, 2026 at 5:27 PM
my kid just saw a very tall person for the first time and he was in such awe