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🧵Hillary Moyer🪡
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chronically online (as long as my toddlers are napping)
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my embroidery! I mostly follow patterns but I'm still proud of it!
What do AI and I have in common? Both of us are terrible at shitposting.

But only one of us can feel bad about it!
February 13, 2026 at 10:26 PM
In about 15 years I'm gonna spread a fake Mandela effect rumor about how it was actually the Epstain files
February 13, 2026 at 8:46 PM
If my husband would just stop being so offline he wouldn't keep getting posts texted to him all day so really, that's on him 😌
February 13, 2026 at 5:18 PM
Charles actually peaked in high school
February 13, 2026 at 12:59 AM
I can't believe what a tongue-twister "Pictish Beast" is turning out to be for me
February 12, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Everything "good" that Nick Fuentes has ever said has already been said by someone else (and probably better-said, too) and I can just share that person's opinion instead!
February 11, 2026 at 7:21 PM
I thought bsky could replace therapy but it turns out that's what group chats are for!
February 11, 2026 at 6:01 PM
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Saw someone post the Sinners Irish-dancing scene captioned "live look at the Kid Rock halftime show" and if you think the point of that scene was "this is cracker-ass music that sucks" perhaps fiction is not for you, just in general.
February 10, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Maybe I just don't understand studies but those limitations you highlight feel like major ones!
February 10, 2026 at 2:32 PM
That sounds like a terrible system then, sorry to hear it! Is each library its own independent entity? I'm used to libraries being run at a city/county level (in the US) so ILL gives you access to the entire system and it's just a matter of choosing where to pick it up
February 10, 2026 at 2:28 PM
I'm sorry... what?? If you have inter-library loans then it's no effort at all. You just put the request in and get an email that it arrived at your library. Sometimes that email comes half a year later and it's a fun lil surprise because you forgot about it!
February 10, 2026 at 1:58 PM
Why can't we just be normal about weight?? Like, GLPs would have helped my dad tremendously (he passed 10 years ago and his weight played heavily [heh] into that), but I think you're absolutely correct that this will lead to increased fatphobia too
February 9, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
My kids have a 2-hour delay for "icy roads" and "cold temperatures" but as I drive them in on these dry streets I can't help but wonder if this is actually just related to the Superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 PM
I've been seeing a pushback against "helicopter parents" again lately and it's usually with the "crime is down all around and we're too overprotective!" But the child abuse rate is still really high and, iirc, is most likely to happen via an acquaintance over family or strangers (least likely)
February 5, 2026 at 1:25 PM
I'm not saying Howard Lutnick should have died in 9/11 but I AM saying that I doubt any of his 658 employees who did would have been in the Epstein files
February 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
Make 👏🏼 ICE 👏🏼 climb 👏🏼 Rialto 👏🏼
January 25, 2026 at 11:44 PM
Kristi Noem: literally living in a state especially founded by illegal immigrants.

(I mean, one could make that argument more generally for the US but white settlers were really, explicitly told to stay out of the Black Hills and actually initially removed by army patrols. They just kept returning)
January 25, 2026 at 11:38 PM
You just know they wouldn't be able to figure out all the bridges and they'd end up in Monroeville like three separate times
January 25, 2026 at 11:36 PM
And it might be tbh? I pulled up an Excel file with what appeared to be all of the precincts and looked at how many rows there were to get the number, so if it was missing any information or was outdated then it could be for sure!
January 25, 2026 at 8:37 PM
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oh I'm sorry, I didn't say I wanted to file a claim, I said I wanted to **defile a claim**. Get ready for the absolute sluttiest insurance claim you've ever seen and if you deny it then you're just kinkshaming me
December 16, 2024 at 3:30 PM
Wait, there's even more in Pittsburgh? That's actually pretty mind-blowing tbh
January 25, 2026 at 7:19 PM
I have literally no clue what this is supposed to mean.
January 25, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Who can stop them from being seated? There isn't a Speaker of the House to stop them once we get to Jan 20, 2027.
January 25, 2026 at 7:18 PM
Then those states (wouldn't be half) don't get representation in the House of Representatives or Senate (if their senators are up for reelection, their Reps DEFINITELY are). Sure makes passing bills easier for Democrats, I guess! Republicans don't want to cede that power
January 25, 2026 at 5:41 PM