🧵Hillary Moyer🪡
@headoverhills.bsky.social
chronically online (as long as my toddlers are napping)
Pinned
my embroidery! I mostly follow patterns but I'm still proud of it!
What do AI and I have in common? Both of us are terrible at shitposting.
But only one of us can feel bad about it!
But only one of us can feel bad about it!
February 13, 2026 at 10:26 PM
What do AI and I have in common? Both of us are terrible at shitposting.
But only one of us can feel bad about it!
But only one of us can feel bad about it!
In about 15 years I'm gonna spread a fake Mandela effect rumor about how it was actually the Epstain files
February 13, 2026 at 8:46 PM
In about 15 years I'm gonna spread a fake Mandela effect rumor about how it was actually the Epstain files
I thought bsky could replace therapy but it turns out that's what group chats are for!
February 11, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I thought bsky could replace therapy but it turns out that's what group chats are for!
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Saw someone post the Sinners Irish-dancing scene captioned "live look at the Kid Rock halftime show" and if you think the point of that scene was "this is cracker-ass music that sucks" perhaps fiction is not for you, just in general.
February 10, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Saw someone post the Sinners Irish-dancing scene captioned "live look at the Kid Rock halftime show" and if you think the point of that scene was "this is cracker-ass music that sucks" perhaps fiction is not for you, just in general.
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No Kings includes Draft Kings
February 8, 2026 at 11:49 PM
No Kings includes Draft Kings
My kids have a 2-hour delay for "icy roads" and "cold temperatures" but as I drive them in on these dry streets I can't help but wonder if this is actually just related to the Superbowl
February 9, 2026 at 3:18 PM
My kids have a 2-hour delay for "icy roads" and "cold temperatures" but as I drive them in on these dry streets I can't help but wonder if this is actually just related to the Superbowl
I'm not saying Howard Lutnick should have died in 9/11 but I AM saying that I doubt any of his 658 employees who did would have been in the Epstein files
February 5, 2026 at 2:16 AM
I'm not saying Howard Lutnick should have died in 9/11 but I AM saying that I doubt any of his 658 employees who did would have been in the Epstein files
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oh I'm sorry, I didn't say I wanted to file a claim, I said I wanted to **defile a claim**. Get ready for the absolute sluttiest insurance claim you've ever seen and if you deny it then you're just kinkshaming me
December 16, 2024 at 3:30 PM
oh I'm sorry, I didn't say I wanted to file a claim, I said I wanted to **defile a claim**. Get ready for the absolute sluttiest insurance claim you've ever seen and if you deny it then you're just kinkshaming me
Read a study recently that most Americans don't get enough daily fiber. DON'T eat the banana peel to try to get more fiber, it doesn't work as well as you think it will!
January 25, 2026 at 1:15 PM
Read a study recently that most Americans don't get enough daily fiber. DON'T eat the banana peel to try to get more fiber, it doesn't work as well as you think it will!
The shooter will probably claim internal bruises now (it's just a bruise from beating the victim first or from the kickback of the gun as he shoots them multiple times)
January 24, 2026 at 5:38 PM
The shooter will probably claim internal bruises now (it's just a bruise from beating the victim first or from the kickback of the gun as he shoots them multiple times)
When I watch the way they drive their cars into others at stop signs I keep think how much it feels like Grand Theft Auto
I am watching what is happening in Minneapolis on Ali Velshi and one of the ICE officers (off camera) literally says, “It’s like Call of Duty. Pretty cool huh?” as they shoot whatever it is they are shooting. Agents walking around, guns unholstered for no reason. This is insanity
January 24, 2026 at 5:36 PM
When I watch the way they drive their cars into others at stop signs I keep think how much it feels like Grand Theft Auto
do you ever get a new piece of furniture and suddenly you're ready to redecorate an entire room around it?
January 23, 2026 at 5:14 PM
do you ever get a new piece of furniture and suddenly you're ready to redecorate an entire room around it?
Honestly you couldn't pay me enough to go to Minneapolis in WINTER to be an outside agitator. Of course these are local Minnesotans!
Every time the Trump regime uses the words "funded protesters" and "outside agitators" news outlets need to cut to this photo from last week.
ICE has invaded these communities. Outside agitators don't show up in their fucking bathrobes.
ICE has invaded these communities. Outside agitators don't show up in their fucking bathrobes.
January 18, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Honestly you couldn't pay me enough to go to Minneapolis in WINTER to be an outside agitator. Of course these are local Minnesotans!
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Tom Clancy, you were not creative enough
January 18, 2026 at 5:50 AM
Tom Clancy, you were not creative enough
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You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.
✅ @icegov.bsky.social has been verified by @bsky.app.
January 16, 2026 at 11:59 PM
You have to block them immediately. The full nuclear. They are only here to make folks angry, and that can’t happen if we lock them out.
I love seeing everyone posting fun pictures from 2016 over on Instagram but also 2016 was the worst year of my life so I only wanna celebrate other people's fun times instead
January 16, 2026 at 5:26 PM
I love seeing everyone posting fun pictures from 2016 over on Instagram but also 2016 was the worst year of my life so I only wanna celebrate other people's fun times instead
meanwhile ICE is acting like they're trying to live out their Grand Theft Auto dreams in Minneapolis
i think i’m fully in on “the white house is run by thirtysomething chuds who think grand strategy games are real life”
January 16, 2026 at 3:44 AM
meanwhile ICE is acting like they're trying to live out their Grand Theft Auto dreams in Minneapolis
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I believe we can solve the male loneliness epidemic AND give all of these mediocre white dudes somewhere better to put their energy but you’re not gonna like it
we need another Swing revival
we need another Swing revival
January 16, 2026 at 1:28 AM
I believe we can solve the male loneliness epidemic AND give all of these mediocre white dudes somewhere better to put their energy but you’re not gonna like it
we need another Swing revival
we need another Swing revival
Happy Molasses Flood day to all who celebrate but especially to Stanley Melvin Murphy
youtu.be/HAZlPuL3Qhw?...
youtu.be/HAZlPuL3Qhw?...
The Great Molasses Flood • Puppet History
YouTube video by Watcher
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January 15, 2026 at 2:17 PM
Happy Molasses Flood day to all who celebrate but especially to Stanley Melvin Murphy
youtu.be/HAZlPuL3Qhw?...
youtu.be/HAZlPuL3Qhw?...
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Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
That is what was relayed
January 15, 2026 at 4:27 AM
Non-protesting dad just trying to hustle his kids, as young as 6mo, out of the neighborhood. ICE threw a flash-bang INTO HIS car, all 6 kids in the hospital now.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
If anyone wondered how things turn against occupying armies there's a case study playing out in front of you.
Is it actually even possible to get internal bleeding from a bump that didn't even knock someone over?
(Also, a bump that didn't even happen but I'm asking the question based on accepting that premise which, again, is wrong)
(Also, a bump that didn't even happen but I'm asking the question based on accepting that premise which, again, is wrong)
BREAKING: The ICE agent who fatally shot Renee Good last week in Minneapolis, Jonathan Ross, suffered internal bleeding to the torso following the incident, according to two U.S. officials briefed on his medical condition.
ICE agent who shot Renee Good suffered internal bleeding, officials say
Jonathan Ross, who shot Renee Good in Minneapolis last week, suffered internal bleeding after the incident, two officials said, though it's not clear how extensive the bleeding was.
cbsn.ws
January 14, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Is it actually even possible to get internal bleeding from a bump that didn't even knock someone over?
(Also, a bump that didn't even happen but I'm asking the question based on accepting that premise which, again, is wrong)
(Also, a bump that didn't even happen but I'm asking the question based on accepting that premise which, again, is wrong)
Ok before too many episodes come out, is anyone taking bets about whether The Pitt brings up Anthrocon this season?
January 12, 2026 at 1:07 AM
Ok before too many episodes come out, is anyone taking bets about whether The Pitt brings up Anthrocon this season?
RIP Glee, you would have loved K-Pop Demon Hunters
January 11, 2026 at 5:13 PM
RIP Glee, you would have loved K-Pop Demon Hunters
I think people are too harsh on ICE agents and I for one would like to give each of them a big ole bear hug*
(* I have the flu and pinkeye)
(* I have the flu and pinkeye)
January 11, 2026 at 4:21 PM
I think people are too harsh on ICE agents and I for one would like to give each of them a big ole bear hug*
(* I have the flu and pinkeye)
(* I have the flu and pinkeye)