SeanM
@pedestriansean.bsky.social
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Alternate Headlined “Microsoft Puts Pistol In Mouth, Aims to Pull Trigger by 2030.”
Microsoft is using AI to purge C and C++ from its codebase by 2030
Microsoft is leveraging AI agents to automate the massive task of migrating its legacy codebases to the more secure Rust language.
www.windowscentral.com
December 23, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Alternate Headlined “Microsoft Puts Pistol In Mouth, Aims to Pull Trigger by 2030.”
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The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Gavin Newsom https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-gavin-newsom/
September 16, 2025 at 5:00 PM
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Gavin Newsom https://theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-interview-with-gavin-newsom/
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August 24, 2025 at 8:01 PM
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RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
Bluesky silenced trans voices over J.K. Rowling, here’s why
Outcry grows after multiple trans users were targeted for mild criticisms of the anti-trans billionaire.
bit.ly
August 21, 2025 at 1:43 PM
RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.
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Sometimes I think LA isn’t so bad
June 8, 2025 at 10:12 PM
Sometimes I think LA isn’t so bad
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Being American right now feels like sitting at a table in a restaurant while a loud, angry relative causes a scene—everyone’s watching, and no matter how much I whisper apologies, and show my discomfort, I can’t escape the shame of being associated.
March 10, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Being American right now feels like sitting at a table in a restaurant while a loud, angry relative causes a scene—everyone’s watching, and no matter how much I whisper apologies, and show my discomfort, I can’t escape the shame of being associated.
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Filosofia de muro
February 23, 2025 at 11:37 AM
Filosofia de muro
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Clean out your computer day.
Second Monday in Feb.
Missed it by that much….
Second Monday in Feb.
Missed it by that much….
February 12, 2025 at 2:20 PM
Clean out your computer day.
Second Monday in Feb.
Missed it by that much….
Second Monday in Feb.
Missed it by that much….
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My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com
February 10, 2025 at 12:27 PM
My latest cartoon for @newscientist.com
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“Knight, you aren’t slaying the dragon fast enough. I’m taking your sword away and giving it to the dragon.”
5 mins later
“KNIGHT, THE DRAGON IS BURNING THE TOWN AND HAS A SWORD NOW, YOU BIG FAILURE, WHY AREN’T YOU STOPPING HIM”
5 mins later
“KNIGHT, THE DRAGON IS BURNING THE TOWN AND HAS A SWORD NOW, YOU BIG FAILURE, WHY AREN’T YOU STOPPING HIM”
February 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
“Knight, you aren’t slaying the dragon fast enough. I’m taking your sword away and giving it to the dragon.”
5 mins later
“KNIGHT, THE DRAGON IS BURNING THE TOWN AND HAS A SWORD NOW, YOU BIG FAILURE, WHY AREN’T YOU STOPPING HIM”
5 mins later
“KNIGHT, THE DRAGON IS BURNING THE TOWN AND HAS A SWORD NOW, YOU BIG FAILURE, WHY AREN’T YOU STOPPING HIM”
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COMIC: Eggs Over Easy
February 1, 2025 at 1:30 AM
COMIC: Eggs Over Easy
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Stop letting unfunny men tell you there’s something wrong with you for not getting their “jokes”. Stop fake laughing. Let their reality reflect the truth of how fundamentally they misunderstand humor. Neuter their ability to use “it was a joke” for emotional cover. Make them see nobody laugh.
January 25, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Stop letting unfunny men tell you there’s something wrong with you for not getting their “jokes”. Stop fake laughing. Let their reality reflect the truth of how fundamentally they misunderstand humor. Neuter their ability to use “it was a joke” for emotional cover. Make them see nobody laugh.
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A sincere and merry Fuckiest of Yous to everyone who voted for that asshole.
January 24, 2025 at 6:40 PM
A sincere and merry Fuckiest of Yous to everyone who voted for that asshole.
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COMIC:
“I wish it need not have happened in my lifetime…”
“I wish it need not have happened in my lifetime…”
January 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
COMIC:
“I wish it need not have happened in my lifetime…”
“I wish it need not have happened in my lifetime…”
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January 20, 2025 at 4:30 PM
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Editorial cartoon: I just had to get this outta my system.
January 7, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Editorial cartoon: I just had to get this outta my system.
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I'd also note most of the worst actors aren't even in "tech" as defined as coding/design/development. Its a lot finance bros and Csuite humpers
December 26, 2024 at 8:20 PM
I'd also note most of the worst actors aren't even in "tech" as defined as coding/design/development. Its a lot finance bros and Csuite humpers
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> Send to printer
"What have you been DOING all day?"
"Watching idiots. Seeing what they’re up to, what they’re talking about. Marveling at their varied plumage."
Wondermark #1515; Gaping at the Vapid
<a href="http://wondermark.com/c1515" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://wondermark.com/c1515
"Watching idiots. Seeing what they’re up to, what they’re talking about. Marveling at their varied plumage."
Wondermark #1515; Gaping at the Vapid
<a href="http://wondermark.com/c1515" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://wondermark.com/c1515
December 11, 2024 at 3:35 PM
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TIL how "Altoona" is spelled. Having only ever heard it from movies it was _not_ what I was expecting.
December 9, 2024 at 11:28 PM
TIL how "Altoona" is spelled. Having only ever heard it from movies it was _not_ what I was expecting.
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This is really wonderful.
December 8, 2024 at 5:36 PM
This is really wonderful.
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Doesn't Sulu look so much happier. @startrekshitposti.ng
December 7, 2024 at 10:25 PM
Doesn't Sulu look so much happier. @startrekshitposti.ng