Steven Sean Laing
@pataphysics.bsky.social
(he/him) New York playwright/lyricist, musician, actor. MFA NYU Tisch. Dramatists Guild of America, Actors' Equity. Now an emergency department tech doing a pre-med post-bac.
Last seen in Bushwick, Brooklyn. Please boost.
December 2, 2025 at 2:43 PM
Last seen in Bushwick, Brooklyn. Please boost.
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Sometime in early 2026 Target is going to roll out a new feature where, if you go to shop at the store, a guy who's got a shit on the end of a stick will just chase you and try to rub the shit on your back.
December 1, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Sometime in early 2026 Target is going to roll out a new feature where, if you go to shop at the store, a guy who's got a shit on the end of a stick will just chase you and try to rub the shit on your back.
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FDA is approving a new form of nalmefene for “prophylaxis” for “opioid exposure,” specifically citing fentanyl.
“Fentanyl exposure” is not a thing. Fent has to be intentionally ingested to cause OD.
It’s being made by a “blockchain-focused digital finance company” whose “biotech arm” is only this…
“Fentanyl exposure” is not a thing. Fent has to be intentionally ingested to cause OD.
It’s being made by a “blockchain-focused digital finance company” whose “biotech arm” is only this…
November 18, 2025 at 9:26 PM
FDA is approving a new form of nalmefene for “prophylaxis” for “opioid exposure,” specifically citing fentanyl.
“Fentanyl exposure” is not a thing. Fent has to be intentionally ingested to cause OD.
It’s being made by a “blockchain-focused digital finance company” whose “biotech arm” is only this…
“Fentanyl exposure” is not a thing. Fent has to be intentionally ingested to cause OD.
It’s being made by a “blockchain-focused digital finance company” whose “biotech arm” is only this…
McGraw-Hill Smartbooks: Helping students hate learning.
November 18, 2025 at 10:56 PM
McGraw-Hill Smartbooks: Helping students hate learning.
AI is just Clippy from Microsoft Word now incorporated into every aspect of our lives.
November 14, 2025 at 1:18 PM
AI is just Clippy from Microsoft Word now incorporated into every aspect of our lives.
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Can't wait for tomorrow's fundraising email from the Democratic Party.
November 10, 2025 at 1:39 AM
Can't wait for tomorrow's fundraising email from the Democratic Party.
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Quick reminder: NYC’s new First Lady, Rama Duwaji, is a cartoonist!
www.comicsbeat.com/zohran-mamda...
www.comicsbeat.com/zohran-mamda...
Zohran Mamdani's wife Rama Duwaji is a political cartoonist and illustrator
Zohran Mamdani's wife Rama Duwaji is a political cartoonist and illustrator. Check out her work here at Comics Beat!
www.comicsbeat.com
November 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Quick reminder: NYC’s new First Lady, Rama Duwaji, is a cartoonist!
www.comicsbeat.com/zohran-mamda...
www.comicsbeat.com/zohran-mamda...
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BREAKING: Andrew Cuomo flees New York.
November 5, 2025 at 3:55 PM
BREAKING: Andrew Cuomo flees New York.
New York getting ready for the next phase of Chuck Schumer's career.
November 5, 2025 at 12:32 PM
New York getting ready for the next phase of Chuck Schumer's career.
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One thing I don't see ppl talk about:
Food pantries are often inaccessible to Autistic ppl & other Disabled ppl
Bus lines sometimes aren't near them
Disability can dictate what food you can eat
Often in food pantries you don't have much choice, unlike SNAP
Food pantries are often inaccessible to Autistic ppl & other Disabled ppl
Bus lines sometimes aren't near them
Disability can dictate what food you can eat
Often in food pantries you don't have much choice, unlike SNAP
November 2, 2025 at 11:35 PM
One thing I don't see ppl talk about:
Food pantries are often inaccessible to Autistic ppl & other Disabled ppl
Bus lines sometimes aren't near them
Disability can dictate what food you can eat
Often in food pantries you don't have much choice, unlike SNAP
Food pantries are often inaccessible to Autistic ppl & other Disabled ppl
Bus lines sometimes aren't near them
Disability can dictate what food you can eat
Often in food pantries you don't have much choice, unlike SNAP
Me in a dream last night: "I've got a cargo plane full of NADH, and I don't find some oxygen to dump these electrons on, we're going to start fermenting lactic acid--And nobody wants that!"
October 28, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Me in a dream last night: "I've got a cargo plane full of NADH, and I don't find some oxygen to dump these electrons on, we're going to start fermenting lactic acid--And nobody wants that!"
Periodic reminder that Knewton Alta is to effective learning as slamming your hand in a car door is to effective learning.
October 27, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Periodic reminder that Knewton Alta is to effective learning as slamming your hand in a car door is to effective learning.
The AFC North is ass.
October 5, 2025 at 9:38 PM
The AFC North is ass.
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ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants
Vance: "If you're an American citizen & you've been to the hospital in the last few years, you've probably noticed wait times are especially large & very often somebody who's there in the ER is an illegal alien. Why do those people get healthcare benefits at hospitals paid for by American citizens?"
October 1, 2025 at 6:49 PM
ER doc here! This is a lie. Wait times are up because the American healthcare system is an unsustainable business model and a for-profit national healthcare system just doesn’t work. These problems will continue to get worse until we change that system. It literally has nothing to do with immigrants
I think I can hear the Guardians crowd in Elyria after Jose's triple.
September 30, 2025 at 7:38 PM
I think I can hear the Guardians crowd in Elyria after Jose's triple.
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Sartre writes here about antisemites specifically, but he is referring to the fascist ethos, overarchingly. They key is very much to take them seriously, at their word, when they say ridiculous things, and that's what liberals like Newsom and Jeffries get wrong: they are never just "playing".
September 29, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Sartre writes here about antisemites specifically, but he is referring to the fascist ethos, overarchingly. They key is very much to take them seriously, at their word, when they say ridiculous things, and that's what liberals like Newsom and Jeffries get wrong: they are never just "playing".
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This. Emphatically this.
So far today, Chuck Schumer has said his strategy for preventing Trump sending troops into blue cities is to win over Republican senators (!) while Hakeem Jeffries praised Eric Adams's courage and authenticity (!!) while refusing to endorse Mamdani. Again.
These two gotta go.
These two gotta go.
September 29, 2025 at 12:39 AM
This. Emphatically this.
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The only autism announcement I care about is if David Byrne's got a new tour or album coming out
September 22, 2025 at 7:26 PM
The only autism announcement I care about is if David Byrne's got a new tour or album coming out
Bea Arthur: Occupation?
Mel Brooks: Wellness Influencer.
Arthur: What?
Brooks: Wellness Influencer. I use social media to promote dubious medical claims and shill “all natural” cures for treating “root causes” of illnesses that Big Medicine hides.
Arthur: Oh, a bullshit artist!
Mel Brooks: Wellness Influencer.
Arthur: What?
Brooks: Wellness Influencer. I use social media to promote dubious medical claims and shill “all natural” cures for treating “root causes” of illnesses that Big Medicine hides.
Arthur: Oh, a bullshit artist!
September 22, 2025 at 7:06 PM
Bea Arthur: Occupation?
Mel Brooks: Wellness Influencer.
Arthur: What?
Brooks: Wellness Influencer. I use social media to promote dubious medical claims and shill “all natural” cures for treating “root causes” of illnesses that Big Medicine hides.
Arthur: Oh, a bullshit artist!
Mel Brooks: Wellness Influencer.
Arthur: What?
Brooks: Wellness Influencer. I use social media to promote dubious medical claims and shill “all natural” cures for treating “root causes” of illnesses that Big Medicine hides.
Arthur: Oh, a bullshit artist!
Remember, Baltimore doesn't steal teams in the middle of the night. Baltimore steals teams in broad daylight.
September 14, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Remember, Baltimore doesn't steal teams in the middle of the night. Baltimore steals teams in broad daylight.
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Super weird that the guy who was Practicing Politics The Right Way somehow magically seems to have a following so racist against Black people that him getting shot by a white person in the whitest state in USA results in 7 Black universities receiving terror threats.
What's this got to do with us?!
What's this got to do with us?!
At least seven historically Black colleges and universities across the South received threats Thursday that caused lockdowns and closures. via @wwno.org
Southern University, other HBCUs close due to ‘potential threat’
Southern University and A&M College in Baton Rouge will be closed through the weekend after officials called a lockdown Thursday morning due to a “potential threat.”
www.wwno.org
September 11, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Super weird that the guy who was Practicing Politics The Right Way somehow magically seems to have a following so racist against Black people that him getting shot by a white person in the whitest state in USA results in 7 Black universities receiving terror threats.
What's this got to do with us?!
What's this got to do with us?!
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Welcome to the white trash house!
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August 8, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Welcome to the white trash house!
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hear hear
Science knows it doesn't know everything; otherwise, it'd stop…
But just because science doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gaps with whatever fairy tale most appeals to you.
- Dara O Briain
But just because science doesn't know everything doesn't mean you can fill in the gaps with whatever fairy tale most appeals to you.
- Dara O Briain
August 23, 2025 at 5:23 PM
hear hear
My fiancee's speech is improving after her stroke. At first our conversations after our stroke were simple and she could rarely go longer than 15 minutes without getting tired. Today we talked for over 90 minutes. Speech therapists are amazing.
August 17, 2025 at 12:44 AM
My fiancee's speech is improving after her stroke. At first our conversations after our stroke were simple and she could rarely go longer than 15 minutes without getting tired. Today we talked for over 90 minutes. Speech therapists are amazing.
After watching suburban Ohioans have meltdowns over non-traffic it kind of makes sense that a bunch of white red-staters have a violent tantrum on J6. Maybe it’s a cultural thing?
August 16, 2025 at 9:09 PM
After watching suburban Ohioans have meltdowns over non-traffic it kind of makes sense that a bunch of white red-staters have a violent tantrum on J6. Maybe it’s a cultural thing?