Cutest freak
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Fuck off but in a nice way / 27
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8 out of every 10 texans would trade democracy for a $50 Amazon gift card
December 29, 2025 at 10:50 PM
8 out of every 10 texans would trade democracy for a $50 Amazon gift card
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[sees toddler having complete meltdown on subway]
me: i mean, he's not fucking wrong.
me: i mean, he's not fucking wrong.
December 30, 2025 at 4:46 PM
[sees toddler having complete meltdown on subway]
me: i mean, he's not fucking wrong.
me: i mean, he's not fucking wrong.
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I am one multiple personality away from having my very own softball team.
December 31, 2025 at 3:28 AM
I am one multiple personality away from having my very own softball team.
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Epic levels of don’t wanna.
December 28, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Epic levels of don’t wanna.
So sad coffee doesn't help
December 28, 2025 at 1:27 PM
So sad coffee doesn't help
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remember—you are exactly where you should be. because you make bad choices.
December 27, 2025 at 9:55 PM
remember—you are exactly where you should be. because you make bad choices.
Feeling sad = Coffee and dope
December 25, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Feeling sad = Coffee and dope
Who's there spending christmas alone ?
December 25, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Who's there spending christmas alone ?
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I dunno…I thought it was funny.
- me, every time I post.
- me, every time I post.
December 25, 2025 at 2:55 AM
I dunno…I thought it was funny.
- me, every time I post.
- me, every time I post.
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just used every last scrap of wrapping paper on one gift. telling them it’s an ancient wrapping process called “I’m fucking tired and gave up”
December 24, 2025 at 6:07 PM
just used every last scrap of wrapping paper on one gift. telling them it’s an ancient wrapping process called “I’m fucking tired and gave up”
Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee
December 24, 2025 at 12:52 PM
Coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee coffee
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don’t wrap presents on the floor without a plan on how to get back up
December 23, 2025 at 8:29 PM
don’t wrap presents on the floor without a plan on how to get back up
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adding ominous music to my posts
December 23, 2025 at 12:53 AM
adding ominous music to my posts
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there is nothing more reassuring than finding out someone is a cat person
December 23, 2025 at 1:46 PM
there is nothing more reassuring than finding out someone is a cat person
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thank you for coming to my TED talk.
December 23, 2025 at 1:58 PM
thank you for coming to my TED talk.
During the holidays, I like to put little colored lights on my depression, it's more christmassy
December 23, 2025 at 9:01 AM
During the holidays, I like to put little colored lights on my depression, it's more christmassy
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These Christmas decorations are very flammable.
- me, as Walmart is being evacuated.
- me, as Walmart is being evacuated.
December 19, 2025 at 6:14 PM
These Christmas decorations are very flammable.
- me, as Walmart is being evacuated.
- me, as Walmart is being evacuated.
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Try walking faster next time, ya big baby.
- me, after running over another pedestrian.
- me, after running over another pedestrian.
December 20, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Try walking faster next time, ya big baby.
- me, after running over another pedestrian.
- me, after running over another pedestrian.
I miss her so much, minutes are hours
December 18, 2025 at 5:52 PM
I miss her so much, minutes are hours
For christmas, i need more cats than i cried this year
December 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
For christmas, i need more cats than i cried this year
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“girl dinner,” i whisper as i open a bag of shredded cheese and eat it like trail mix
December 14, 2025 at 1:44 AM
“girl dinner,” i whisper as i open a bag of shredded cheese and eat it like trail mix
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if you know me irl and you “found me” on here, please let me know so i can block you immediately.
December 17, 2025 at 9:42 PM
if you know me irl and you “found me” on here, please let me know so i can block you immediately.
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The air quality is always bad when you fart as much as I do
December 17, 2025 at 9:48 PM
The air quality is always bad when you fart as much as I do
I should be busy but i'm sick, i can't move without throwing up
December 18, 2025 at 6:07 AM
I should be busy but i'm sick, i can't move without throwing up