Stella
@pancakes1.bsky.social
"Everything was beautiful and nothing hurt"
🤔 why does coffee breath taste so bad if coffee tastes good?
February 6, 2026 at 4:04 PM
🤔 why does coffee breath taste so bad if coffee tastes good?
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Do non-transitioners Crossdream of electric gender?
January 19, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Do non-transitioners Crossdream of electric gender?
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BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
January 17, 2026 at 10:44 AM
BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
ME: How are you supposed to do it?
MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck.
BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck.
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medusa: i don't think this is working
me: just keep staring at it, i think i felt it turn into stone a little
medusa: we could just watch netflix
me: this has never happened before i swear
me: just keep staring at it, i think i felt it turn into stone a little
medusa: we could just watch netflix
me: this has never happened before i swear
January 13, 2026 at 2:33 PM
medusa: i don't think this is working
me: just keep staring at it, i think i felt it turn into stone a little
medusa: we could just watch netflix
me: this has never happened before i swear
me: just keep staring at it, i think i felt it turn into stone a little
medusa: we could just watch netflix
me: this has never happened before i swear
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Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones
January 7, 2026 at 1:37 PM
Scully let's split up. I'll interview this beautiful botanist and you go check out the sewer system full of human bones
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The cacophony is kinda cool though?
November 28, 2025 at 11:46 PM
The cacophony is kinda cool though?
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Oh is a yearsball happening
December 30, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Oh is a yearsball happening
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Your ass is grass and I’m going to let it grow out of control
December 9, 2025 at 12:40 AM
Your ass is grass and I’m going to let it grow out of control
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good morning let's get this bread
July 25, 2025 at 2:00 PM
good morning let's get this bread
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No one can resist the everything bagel cologne
November 1, 2025 at 2:52 PM
No one can resist the everything bagel cologne
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finally getting down on one knee (in a shallow grave) and asking my ghoulfriend to bury me :)
October 29, 2025 at 11:12 AM
finally getting down on one knee (in a shallow grave) and asking my ghoulfriend to bury me :)
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me when I'm depressed: fuck EVERYTHING
me less depressed: what is this hater ass bullshit?
me less depressed: what is this hater ass bullshit?
October 27, 2025 at 3:09 AM
me when I'm depressed: fuck EVERYTHING
me less depressed: what is this hater ass bullshit?
me less depressed: what is this hater ass bullshit?
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September 29, 2025 at 10:46 AM
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"That's one Haripotator!" I shout as I place the kiwi fruit in my basket.
August 7, 2025 at 3:54 PM
"That's one Haripotator!" I shout as I place the kiwi fruit in my basket.
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My perfect superhero origin story would be to have been bitten by a sloth and then never rise from the reclining position again.
July 23, 2025 at 6:42 PM
My perfect superhero origin story would be to have been bitten by a sloth and then never rise from the reclining position again.
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a little insomnia doodle from last night :)
July 14, 2025 at 1:00 PM
a little insomnia doodle from last night :)
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telling my friend that fame has changed him because i'm jealous of the short writeup he received in our local paper after he donated a "life-saving" kidney to me
July 7, 2025 at 4:09 PM
telling my friend that fame has changed him because i'm jealous of the short writeup he received in our local paper after he donated a "life-saving" kidney to me
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do what u love or u will get did by what u hate
June 18, 2025 at 10:40 PM
do what u love or u will get did by what u hate
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when you're a necrophile but you don't care what your partners sex or gender is, you're deadpansexual
June 7, 2025 at 4:26 PM
when you're a necrophile but you don't care what your partners sex or gender is, you're deadpansexual
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did you know that the pyramids weren't possible with ancient or modern technology
May 31, 2025 at 2:24 AM
did you know that the pyramids weren't possible with ancient or modern technology
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never let a joke not making sense stop you from posting it
May 16, 2025 at 11:15 PM
never let a joke not making sense stop you from posting it