Paige
@paigewrites.bsky.social
Freelance writer and marketing consultant, weekend grammarian, occasional novelist, equal opportunity dog and cat person
DAMN
October 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
DAMN
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this is, no exaggeration, some of the most loser shit i have ever seen in my life
Hegseth: "As history teaches us, the only people who actually deserve peace and those who are willing to wage war to defend it. That's why pacifism is so naive and dangerous."
September 30, 2025 at 12:24 PM
this is, no exaggeration, some of the most loser shit i have ever seen in my life
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i have seen exactly zero evidence to suggest that peter thiel is anything other than a dumbass who got lucky once
New argument against AI regulation just dropped. Checkmate, atheists.
www.wsj.com/tech/peter-t...
www.wsj.com/tech/peter-t...
September 24, 2025 at 12:29 PM
i have seen exactly zero evidence to suggest that peter thiel is anything other than a dumbass who got lucky once
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I can't take any more "This person with no qualifications and a clear agenda to destroy everything should resign" posturing. The allergy to preventing harm that American politicians have should be criminal
June 10, 2025 at 12:02 PM
I can't take any more "This person with no qualifications and a clear agenda to destroy everything should resign" posturing. The allergy to preventing harm that American politicians have should be criminal
Arsenic and Old Lace (seconded)
His Girl Friday
A Hard Day’s Night
Casablanca
Rebecca
Honorable mention goes to House on Haunted Hill, which is a true crap masterpiece
His Girl Friday
A Hard Day’s Night
Casablanca
Rebecca
Honorable mention goes to House on Haunted Hill, which is a true crap masterpiece
Five favourite black and white films:
Duck Soup
Dr Strangelove
Arsenic and Old Lace
Double Indemnity
Some Like It Hot
Yes, I am utterly basic in my tastes. Classics are often classics for a reason.
Duck Soup
Dr Strangelove
Arsenic and Old Lace
Double Indemnity
Some Like It Hot
Yes, I am utterly basic in my tastes. Classics are often classics for a reason.
Five favorite black & white movies (not already on Jason or Ken’s lists below):
L’Avventura
Orphée
Bob le Flambeur
Kind Hearts & Coronets
The Bad Sleep Well
L’Avventura
Orphée
Bob le Flambeur
Kind Hearts & Coronets
The Bad Sleep Well
May 28, 2025 at 2:07 AM
Arsenic and Old Lace (seconded)
His Girl Friday
A Hard Day’s Night
Casablanca
Rebecca
Honorable mention goes to House on Haunted Hill, which is a true crap masterpiece
His Girl Friday
A Hard Day’s Night
Casablanca
Rebecca
Honorable mention goes to House on Haunted Hill, which is a true crap masterpiece
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Nottoway Plantation My eyes in May
🤝
Burning
🤝
Burning
May 16, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Nottoway Plantation My eyes in May
🤝
Burning
🤝
Burning
Sunscreen
If you’re over 30, quote this with some life advice 🤌🏼
May 10, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Sunscreen
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You mean to tell me that Chicago gets to claim Michael Jordan, the first Black President AND the first American Pope? Good lord you ain't going to be able to tell them NOTHING.
May 8, 2025 at 6:40 PM
You mean to tell me that Chicago gets to claim Michael Jordan, the first Black President AND the first American Pope? Good lord you ain't going to be able to tell them NOTHING.
You need special equipment to measure this man’s moral and intellectual shallowness, standard measuring tools don’t go down to micrometers
Beckwith: Braun “agrees with me in principle” on Three-Fifth’s Compromise comments
Indiana Lt. Governor says Black state senator “wouldn’t even be where [she’s] at today had it not been for great moves like the Three-Fifths Compromise”
www.fortwaynepolitics.com
May 6, 2025 at 8:27 PM
You need special equipment to measure this man’s moral and intellectual shallowness, standard measuring tools don’t go down to micrometers
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Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
April 30, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Happy 80th anniversary of Hitler killing himself in his bunker to all who celebrate, which, as I now understand it, is not everybody
This is fantastic for Mary Claire, Jenna, and the Mirror Indy newsroom. They listened to me when almost no one else would.
Excited to share Mirror Indy has won its first national award!
It’s for Out of Options, an investigation from me and @jennarwatson.bsky.social into allegations of sex abuse and patients being held against their will at a local mental health facility.
mirrorindy.org/ahcj-2024-aw...
It’s for Out of Options, an investigation from me and @jennarwatson.bsky.social into allegations of sex abuse and patients being held against their will at a local mental health facility.
mirrorindy.org/ahcj-2024-aw...
Mirror Indy recognized for investigative journalism
The newsroom won an investigative award in the 2024 Awards for Excellence in Health Care Journalism.
mirrorindy.org
April 30, 2025 at 2:07 AM
This is fantastic for Mary Claire, Jenna, and the Mirror Indy newsroom. They listened to me when almost no one else would.
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Hear me out. No more interviews of the weird pronatalist couple.
Interview the neighborhood dads. The guy who mows the lawn of an elderly neighbor. The people who live self-sacrificial lives that make other people’s lives better. Normalize that.
A crisis in masculinity? Highlight this man.
Interview the neighborhood dads. The guy who mows the lawn of an elderly neighbor. The people who live self-sacrificial lives that make other people’s lives better. Normalize that.
A crisis in masculinity? Highlight this man.
April 27, 2025 at 2:00 AM
Hear me out. No more interviews of the weird pronatalist couple.
Interview the neighborhood dads. The guy who mows the lawn of an elderly neighbor. The people who live self-sacrificial lives that make other people’s lives better. Normalize that.
A crisis in masculinity? Highlight this man.
Interview the neighborhood dads. The guy who mows the lawn of an elderly neighbor. The people who live self-sacrificial lives that make other people’s lives better. Normalize that.
A crisis in masculinity? Highlight this man.
This all makes more sense when you remember that Hegseth is a moron who thinks the military is basically CrossFit and therefore cannot stop talking about his WODs at every opportunity
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth shared detailed information about strikes in Yemen to a second unclassified Signal group chat that included his wife and brother, people familiar with the matter said. nyti.ms/4jBQ1wV
April 21, 2025 at 12:51 AM
This all makes more sense when you remember that Hegseth is a moron who thinks the military is basically CrossFit and therefore cannot stop talking about his WODs at every opportunity
France had no business letting the Nazis invade like that
Trump on Putin’s war: “President Zelenskyy and Crooked Joe Biden did an absolutely horrible job in allowing this travesty to begin.”
April 14, 2025 at 2:37 PM
France had no business letting the Nazis invade like that
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Trump's a monster. No nuance needed, he's just a hideous human being.
A 50% reciprocal trade tariff on Lesotho, the highest levy on US President Donald Trump's long list of target economies, will kill the tiny Southern African kingdom that Trump ridiculed last month, an economic analyst there said reut.rs/428JvIt
Trump's highest tariff will kill tiny African kingdom of Lesotho, economist says
A 50% reciprocal trade tariff on Lesotho, the highest levy on U.S. President Donald Trump's long list of target economies, will kill the tiny Southern African kingdom that Trump ridiculed last month, an economic analyst there said on Thursday.
reut.rs
April 4, 2025 at 4:03 AM
Trump's a monster. No nuance needed, he's just a hideous human being.
It’s all just content creation for the MAGA reality show to these people. People disappeared without due process, wound up trapped in an overseas slave prison, and this empty monster went in with a glam team to pose in front of her victims. Hell isn’t hot enough.
Homeland Security secretary Kristi Noem making content in front of the imprisoned men of El Salvador's notorious Terrorism Confinement Center mega-prison www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...
March 27, 2025 at 11:59 AM
It’s all just content creation for the MAGA reality show to these people. People disappeared without due process, wound up trapped in an overseas slave prison, and this empty monster went in with a glam team to pose in front of her victims. Hell isn’t hot enough.
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America is fighting fascism by showing the rest of the world how fucking stupid fascism looks
Trump hate will usher in another liberal government in Canada and will also unify the EU. Some silver linings.
March 1, 2025 at 3:37 AM
America is fighting fascism by showing the rest of the world how fucking stupid fascism looks
A snowstorm maybe
February 21, 2025 at 6:33 AM
A snowstorm maybe
To be fair there’s a 50% chance that he was completely hammered here
Hegseth at NATO summit: "We can talk all we want about values. Values are important. But you can't shoot values."
February 14, 2025 at 7:22 AM
To be fair there’s a 50% chance that he was completely hammered here
The only appropriate response to this is a catastrophic atomic wedgie
Silicon Valley guy who feels intellectually maxed out by the cubicle version of Lost is such a funny concept. “this speculative fiction is dealing me sustained HP damage!!”
February 11, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The only appropriate response to this is a catastrophic atomic wedgie
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Doesn’t get said enough, but hating women will ruin your life. I have never met a happy misogynist. The most frustrated, emotionally unstable people on earth are Men Who Hate Women.
An almost atavistic hatred of an ur woman figure who is their ex wife and that bitch in hr and possibly their first grade teacher
February 6, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Doesn’t get said enough, but hating women will ruin your life. I have never met a happy misogynist. The most frustrated, emotionally unstable people on earth are Men Who Hate Women.
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NOT NOW, MELVILLE. READ THE ROOM.
February 5, 2025 at 1:26 PM
NOT NOW, MELVILLE. READ THE ROOM.
“Medicaid means testing will now be conducted by this algorithm that sorts people according to skull shape”
February 4, 2025 at 1:52 PM
“Medicaid means testing will now be conducted by this algorithm that sorts people according to skull shape”
Acadia’s spokesman, Theon Greyjoy, denies systemic issues
Multiple Sexual Assault Cases Reported at Acadia Healthcare Facility, Company Denies Systemic Issues
More allegations about Acadia Healthcare (Nasdaq: ACHC) have surfaced in the press, this time reporting sexual assault at one of the company’s behavioral
bhbusiness.com
December 20, 2024 at 11:28 PM
Acadia’s spokesman, Theon Greyjoy, denies systemic issues