Paige
@paigewrites.bsky.social
Freelance writer and marketing consultant, weekend grammarian, occasional novelist, equal opportunity dog and cat person
I think it’s *very* generous of you to call it an essay at all
November 29, 2025 at 5:39 PM
I think it’s *very* generous of you to call it an essay at all
There are just so many clear decision points where these people can course-correct before they crash their sexual SUV into the telephone pole of public awareness, and they actively choose to do the wrong thing every single time and force us all to know about it
November 18, 2025 at 1:33 PM
There are just so many clear decision points where these people can course-correct before they crash their sexual SUV into the telephone pole of public awareness, and they actively choose to do the wrong thing every single time and force us all to know about it
Two hops got me to…serial killer Herb Baumeister
November 1, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Two hops got me to…serial killer Herb Baumeister
“There’s a legal case for armed robbery—but it is strewn with obstacles”
October 30, 2025 at 4:39 PM
“There’s a legal case for armed robbery—but it is strewn with obstacles”
Wait, why does he have pics of his pa—you know what, never mind, I don’t want any additional information
October 29, 2025 at 1:03 AM
Wait, why does he have pics of his pa—you know what, never mind, I don’t want any additional information
I found out about it when I tried to use my bank card at the dentist, so that was great and not embarrassing
October 20, 2025 at 10:31 PM
I found out about it when I tried to use my bank card at the dentist, so that was great and not embarrassing
Another classic example of JD Vance saying something normal and human
October 1, 2025 at 6:02 PM
Another classic example of JD Vance saying something normal and human
The MM victimhood thing is so nonsensical to me—she was literally the only self-made millionaire in the royal family and she chose not to participate in something that made her miserable, it’s decidedly not perpetual victim behavior
September 26, 2025 at 1:11 PM
The MM victimhood thing is so nonsensical to me—she was literally the only self-made millionaire in the royal family and she chose not to participate in something that made her miserable, it’s decidedly not perpetual victim behavior
There has to be a German word for people who feel personally offended by Meghan Markle and find ways to awkwardly shoehorn their MM complaints into unrelated conversations
September 26, 2025 at 12:26 PM
There has to be a German word for people who feel personally offended by Meghan Markle and find ways to awkwardly shoehorn their MM complaints into unrelated conversations
I only learned the name 10 minutes ago and was mildly surprised to learn that she stars in roughly 75% of viral “transphobe Karen has a meltdown” video clips
September 22, 2025 at 12:01 PM
I only learned the name 10 minutes ago and was mildly surprised to learn that she stars in roughly 75% of viral “transphobe Karen has a meltdown” video clips
Well, I can’t unsee that tartar buildup
September 8, 2025 at 5:19 AM
Well, I can’t unsee that tartar buildup
On the plus side, there’s so little traffic there on weekends that they probably got back home to Martinsville in no time at all
August 18, 2025 at 2:17 PM
On the plus side, there’s so little traffic there on weekends that they probably got back home to Martinsville in no time at all
This is Indiana, so they probably all have names like Dwayne or Randy, real Aryan ideal stuff
August 18, 2025 at 7:12 AM
This is Indiana, so they probably all have names like Dwayne or Randy, real Aryan ideal stuff
This date and location is functionally equivalent to them admitting that they’re scared that someone might actually see and recognize them, which doesn’t seem very master race of them if you ask me
August 18, 2025 at 7:00 AM
This date and location is functionally equivalent to them admitting that they’re scared that someone might actually see and recognize them, which doesn’t seem very master race of them if you ask me
I live in the area and to be clear, that is *exactly* the date and location I would choose if I needed to plan an event that I didn’t actually want anyone to see in person
August 18, 2025 at 6:46 AM
I live in the area and to be clear, that is *exactly* the date and location I would choose if I needed to plan an event that I didn’t actually want anyone to see in person
The only thing these people might dislike more than minorities at elite institutions is the real world, where nobody cares where anyone else went to college
July 16, 2025 at 7:00 PM
The only thing these people might dislike more than minorities at elite institutions is the real world, where nobody cares where anyone else went to college
My cerebrum simply burst into flames when I got to that part
June 21, 2025 at 1:17 PM
My cerebrum simply burst into flames when I got to that part
Truly a staggering array of red flags here, I’m gobsmacked
June 20, 2025 at 8:23 PM
Truly a staggering array of red flags here, I’m gobsmacked
Not a lawyer but this feels an awful lot like unconstitutional prior restraint
June 12, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Not a lawyer but this feels an awful lot like unconstitutional prior restraint