Never let performatively masculine people name anything.
Never let performatively masculine people name anything.
Friend: Try the apps?
S: Ugh.
F: Maybe a matchmaker?
S: Too elitist.
F: So what have you tried?
S: Well, I kind of have a dating coach.
F: Great! That’s proactive! Does the coach have a philosophy?
S: “If there’s grass on the field, play ball.”
F:….
S: He’s very rich
Friend: Try the apps?
S: Ugh.
F: Maybe a matchmaker?
S: Too elitist.
F: So what have you tried?
S: Well, I kind of have a dating coach.
F: Great! That’s proactive! Does the coach have a philosophy?
S: “If there’s grass on the field, play ball.”
F:….
S: He’s very rich
Let’s take a step back. Never in the history of this country — during a war or an emergency shutdown — has the federal government ever stopped funding SNAP benefits for our most vulnerable.
Let’s take a step back. Never in the history of this country — during a war or an emergency shutdown — has the federal government ever stopped funding SNAP benefits for our most vulnerable.
Obit:
The Republican Party is in the full time business of endorsing and incentivizing political violence. So scary.
The Republican Party is in the full time business of endorsing and incentivizing political violence. So scary.
1. they were never educated (esp "ipad generation") & don't know how computers work
2. our tools and services are all SO AWFUL NOW, degraded at best, actively user-hostile at worst
1. they were never educated (esp "ipad generation") & don't know how computers work
2. our tools and services are all SO AWFUL NOW, degraded at best, actively user-hostile at worst
I think a lot of cis people, even allies, don’t really understand that we’re not doing this for fun.
So they think if they just make it inconvenient enough to be trans, we’ll all go “okay, fine, whatever” and stop, and then there just won’t be trans people and we can all move on.
I think a lot of cis people, even allies, don’t really understand that we’re not doing this for fun.
So they think if they just make it inconvenient enough to be trans, we’ll all go “okay, fine, whatever” and stop, and then there just won’t be trans people and we can all move on.
11/11/25
whatever you want, it’s fine, you don’t have to hide it, just say “I am bribing the President with gold,” zero consequences.
How the Swiss convinced Trump to drop tariffs with gifts of a Rolex desk clock and a 1 kg gold bar.
www.axios.com/2025/11/14/t...
whatever you want, it’s fine, you don’t have to hide it, just say “I am bribing the President with gold,” zero consequences.
god’s wife: what the fuck. where did all these bones come from. don’t say you put them on the credit card
god’s wife: what the fuck. where did all these bones come from. don’t say you put them on the credit card
Prosecutors have not filed a *single* criminal charge against anyone arrested that night:
www.propublica.org/article/chic...
Prosecutors have not filed a *single* criminal charge against anyone arrested that night:
www.propublica.org/article/chic...