Jenna Tonelli
@jennatonelli.bsky.social
“a wannabe intelligent contrarian who in reality doesn’t understand math or awards” | ✍️ #NWSL for Sports Illustrated | Go Bills 🦬
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Gotham stumble against Corinthians in FIFA Women's Champions Cup Semifinals
With a 1-0 loss to the Brazilian side, Gotham now awaits the loser of Arsenal v ASFAR in the third place match.
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Yikes, that's a bummer!
My quickie postgame analysis of #GothamFC's 0-1 loss to #Corinthians in the FIFA Women's Champions Cup semifinal, including quotes from Jess Carter and Juan Carlos Amorós.
jennassources.substack.com/p/gotham-stu...
My quickie postgame analysis of #GothamFC's 0-1 loss to #Corinthians in the FIFA Women's Champions Cup semifinal, including quotes from Jess Carter and Juan Carlos Amorós.
jennassources.substack.com/p/gotham-stu...
Wow ok that took FIVE HOURS what the hell
Currently have two sales people at the used car dealership fighting over who gets to sell me a car
a woman with long hair is smiling in front of a wall with pictures on it
Alt: Hair tuck
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February 10, 2026 at 1:22 AM
Wow ok that took FIVE HOURS what the hell
Something must be done about the drone sounds. It’s like nails on a chalkboard
February 9, 2026 at 6:48 PM
Something must be done about the drone sounds. It’s like nails on a chalkboard
Ugh curling heartbreak 💔💔💔💔🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
February 9, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Ugh curling heartbreak 💔💔💔💔🇮🇹🇮🇹🇮🇹
Currently have two sales people at the used car dealership fighting over who gets to sell me a car
a woman with long hair is smiling in front of a wall with pictures on it
Alt: Hair tuck
media.tenor.com
February 9, 2026 at 5:52 PM
Currently have two sales people at the used car dealership fighting over who gets to sell me a car
Split loyalties in the Tonelli household during this mixed doubles curling semifinal! 🇮🇹🇺🇸
February 9, 2026 at 5:15 PM
Split loyalties in the Tonelli household during this mixed doubles curling semifinal! 🇮🇹🇺🇸
Patriots were exposed for exactly what they are, I’ll be sleeping well tonight 💤💤💤
February 9, 2026 at 3:25 AM
Patriots were exposed for exactly what they are, I’ll be sleeping well tonight 💤💤💤
More like FAKE MAYE
February 9, 2026 at 3:04 AM
More like FAKE MAYE
Ok enough lol
Omg a touchdown! They do exist!
February 9, 2026 at 2:36 AM
Ok enough lol
Omg a touchdown! They do exist!
February 9, 2026 at 2:28 AM
Omg a touchdown! They do exist!
Normal people: we want to be joyous and make the world a better, more equitable place
Conservatives: die poor, losers, we’re watching Kid Rock on YouTube
Conservatives: die poor, losers, we’re watching Kid Rock on YouTube
February 9, 2026 at 1:39 AM
Normal people: we want to be joyous and make the world a better, more equitable place
Conservatives: die poor, losers, we’re watching Kid Rock on YouTube
Conservatives: die poor, losers, we’re watching Kid Rock on YouTube
Imagine not watching this and suffering through *checks notes* Kid Rock (lol) to own the libs. I can’t believe we get the NFL in the national divorce.
February 9, 2026 at 1:31 AM
Imagine not watching this and suffering through *checks notes* Kid Rock (lol) to own the libs. I can’t believe we get the NFL in the national divorce.
The way we both shot up on the couch lmao
February 9, 2026 at 1:26 AM
The way we both shot up on the couch lmao
Kathryn Hahn 😍😍😍 ok I’m lactose intolerant but I’ll buy your yogurt drink
February 9, 2026 at 1:13 AM
Kathryn Hahn 😍😍😍 ok I’m lactose intolerant but I’ll buy your yogurt drink
So far the only commercial I enjoyed was the one telling us to look at our pee lol
February 9, 2026 at 12:54 AM
So far the only commercial I enjoyed was the one telling us to look at our pee lol
Anything featuring Matthew McConaughey
If your commercial annoys me I will make a mental note to never buy your product or service. I’m an expert grudge holder, too — I’ll never forget.
February 9, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Anything featuring Matthew McConaughey
More like SACKED Maye lol
February 9, 2026 at 12:32 AM
More like SACKED Maye lol
This includes your husband’s VC backed weight loss drug
If your commercial annoys me I will make a mental note to never buy your product or service. I’m an expert grudge holder, too — I’ll never forget.
February 9, 2026 at 12:03 AM
This includes your husband’s VC backed weight loss drug
Looking at you DraftKings but I’d also never use it anyway
If your commercial annoys me I will make a mental note to never buy your product or service. I’m an expert grudge holder, too — I’ll never forget.
February 8, 2026 at 11:48 PM
Looking at you DraftKings but I’d also never use it anyway
Participation trophy essentially
too many captains. wokeness run amok
February 8, 2026 at 11:35 PM
Participation trophy essentially
If your commercial annoys me I will make a mental note to never buy your product or service. I’m an expert grudge holder, too — I’ll never forget.
February 8, 2026 at 11:33 PM
If your commercial annoys me I will make a mental note to never buy your product or service. I’m an expert grudge holder, too — I’ll never forget.
Lifelong Seahawks fan since two minutes from now
February 8, 2026 at 11:28 PM
Lifelong Seahawks fan since two minutes from now
Obsessed with quad god
February 8, 2026 at 9:46 PM
Obsessed with quad god
If everyone learns one thing from these Olympic Games, please let it be the proper pronunciation of “grazie.” 🙏🙏🙏
February 6, 2026 at 9:38 PM
If everyone learns one thing from these Olympic Games, please let it be the proper pronunciation of “grazie.” 🙏🙏🙏
My wife is ascending right now at this bit lmao
February 6, 2026 at 9:30 PM
My wife is ascending right now at this bit lmao
Our international reputation in tatters and for what?
Oh they’re booing
February 6, 2026 at 9:09 PM
Our international reputation in tatters and for what?