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Hail and well met, adventurer! Thine appearance is fortuitous—nay, serendipitous!—for many in this realm are in direst need of thy aid. Though we be poor, thou wilt be rewarded for aught you do for us.
OBJECTIVES:
🔲 Suck 𝟱𝟬 𝗽𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀
🔲 (OPTIONAL) Bonus XP: Suck 𝟱𝟬 𝗽𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀 to 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
OBJECTIVES:
🔲 Suck 𝟱𝟬 𝗽𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀
🔲 (OPTIONAL) Bonus XP: Suck 𝟱𝟬 𝗽𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀 to 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
March 29, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Hail and well met, adventurer! Thine appearance is fortuitous—nay, serendipitous!—for many in this realm are in direst need of thy aid. Though we be poor, thou wilt be rewarded for aught you do for us.
OBJECTIVES:
🔲 Suck 𝟱𝟬 𝗽𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀
🔲 (OPTIONAL) Bonus XP: Suck 𝟱𝟬 𝗽𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀 to 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
OBJECTIVES:
🔲 Suck 𝟱𝟬 𝗽𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀
🔲 (OPTIONAL) Bonus XP: Suck 𝟱𝟬 𝗽𝗲𝗮𝘀𝗮𝗻𝘁 𝗱𝗶𝗰𝗸𝘀 to 𝗰𝗼𝗺𝗽𝗹𝗲𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻
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Ursula K. Le Guin on the true pain of being a writer
March 26, 2025 at 1:17 PM
Ursula K. Le Guin on the true pain of being a writer
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I stand by this.
October 13, 2024 at 4:30 AM
I stand by this.
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Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
March 17, 2025 at 5:39 AM
Every time I read The Great Gatsby, the final paragraph brings me to tears. Breathtakingly powerful writing:
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the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen
March 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
the senators recoil in horror as a wounded Caesar rises from the floor and a second health bar appears on the screen
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I will never apologize for a post
![Gandalf: tell me, "friend", when did Saruman the Wise abandon reason for beans??!
Saruman outline made up of baked beans: [bean noises]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:64mdicpo7sq4k5bx2z3m2jo6/bafkreihzkt4rcyuxoa6i2ucwaceontwb3heuowgwnja65gzt3tozxzubca@jpeg)
February 28, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I will never apologize for a post
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gavin newsom looks like you yaaasified Leland Palmer
March 7, 2025 at 5:42 AM
gavin newsom looks like you yaaasified Leland Palmer
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"Careful it's hot! It's hot!" But you don't move out of the doorway in time and I let go to spill the entire dish no one asked me to bring, a 60 qt stock pot full of boiling water and a completely unseasoned butcher shop pig's head that spins down the foyer making eye contact with every single guest
November 28, 2024 at 3:33 PM
"Careful it's hot! It's hot!" But you don't move out of the doorway in time and I let go to spill the entire dish no one asked me to bring, a 60 qt stock pot full of boiling water and a completely unseasoned butcher shop pig's head that spins down the foyer making eye contact with every single guest
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Do y'all like my new shirt?
February 23, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Do y'all like my new shirt?
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This is true. A pal of mine who is a policeman went to a Scottish island recently to investigate a missing person and when the locals found out he was a Christian they stuck him in a giant human-shaped willow branch construction and burned him alive.
February 17, 2025 at 6:08 AM
This is true. A pal of mine who is a policeman went to a Scottish island recently to investigate a missing person and when the locals found out he was a Christian they stuck him in a giant human-shaped willow branch construction and burned him alive.
If they panned out you would be able to see the ball pit
This is Meta’s brand new ad for Horizon Worlds. Not sure how I’m supposed to feel about it.
February 17, 2025 at 2:57 PM
If they panned out you would be able to see the ball pit
I wish I could text my cat (we’re in the same room but she doesn’t want to be pet)
February 17, 2025 at 2:48 PM
I wish I could text my cat (we’re in the same room but she doesn’t want to be pet)
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KEEP HONKING I'M
𝓔𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓲 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓪 𝔃𝓲𝓹𝓵𝓸𝓬 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓶𝔂 𝓫𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓼
𝓔𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓲 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓪 𝔃𝓲𝓹𝓵𝓸𝓬 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓶𝔂 𝓫𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓼
September 22, 2024 at 1:18 AM
KEEP HONKING I'M
𝓔𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓲 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓪 𝔃𝓲𝓹𝓵𝓸𝓬 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓶𝔂 𝓫𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓼
𝓔𝓪𝓽𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓬𝓱𝓲𝓵𝓲 𝓯𝓻𝓸𝓶 𝓪 𝔃𝓲𝓹𝓵𝓸𝓬 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓶𝔂 𝓫𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝓱𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓼
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HE THRUSTS
HIS DICK
AGAINST THE
SINK
AND STILL
INSISTS
HE SEES
THE GRINK
HIS DICK
AGAINST THE
SINK
AND STILL
INSISTS
HE SEES
THE GRINK
February 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
HE THRUSTS
HIS DICK
AGAINST THE
SINK
AND STILL
INSISTS
HE SEES
THE GRINK
HIS DICK
AGAINST THE
SINK
AND STILL
INSISTS
HE SEES
THE GRINK
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i wish italian people were real
February 9, 2025 at 1:51 AM
i wish italian people were real
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gonna start a rumor that the slang term 'juice' (a la "has the juice") is actually just short for "jouissance"
February 7, 2025 at 10:00 PM
gonna start a rumor that the slang term 'juice' (a la "has the juice") is actually just short for "jouissance"
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Instead of cremation, I'd like to be the main ingredient for a one-off competitive cooking show on Netflix. I feel like this isn't that far outside the realm of possibility.
February 7, 2025 at 10:07 AM
Instead of cremation, I'd like to be the main ingredient for a one-off competitive cooking show on Netflix. I feel like this isn't that far outside the realm of possibility.
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in like 2015 i made this edit of James Twinpeaks because i like to disrespect him. i just saw it on tumblr in a new post. stupidly happy it's still going around
February 1, 2025 at 2:20 AM
in like 2015 i made this edit of James Twinpeaks because i like to disrespect him. i just saw it on tumblr in a new post. stupidly happy it's still going around
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look you're just wrong. cilantro is in no way "just homosexual parsley." that doesn't even begin to make sense.
October 5, 2024 at 11:29 PM
look you're just wrong. cilantro is in no way "just homosexual parsley." that doesn't even begin to make sense.
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actually atlas shrugged sounds pretty great right now (all the rich people fucking off and leaving us alone)
January 26, 2025 at 3:39 PM
actually atlas shrugged sounds pretty great right now (all the rich people fucking off and leaving us alone)
