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hoobert heever
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normal and regular guy

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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar
December 8, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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it should be illegal to have to wake up early
November 21, 2025 at 10:01 AM
insane how bad disney fumbled the zootopia 2 title. twotopia???zooTWOpia??? hello?!?
November 20, 2025 at 1:30 AM
anyone who gets on the bus after me and gets off before me is a fake bus fan
November 8, 2025 at 5:50 PM
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The Amazing World Of Tomorrow
November 3, 2025 at 6:48 PM
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I invite you to join me in rejecting the siren song of Christmas Starts November 1. We're still doing autumn next month. We're gonna keep roasting up root vegetables and baking with apples. We're leaf peeping, lighting pumpkin candles, and drinking spiced cider. We're watching Fantastic Mr Fox
October 30, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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god: okay the day that is happening now is called today

angel: *writing* ok

god: and the day that just ended is called terday

angel: terday?

god: yes terday

angel: *writing* ok
October 28, 2025 at 12:40 AM
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The depth of the shame of a country this wealthy and abundant allowing its people to go hungry is impossible to measure. The fact that a handful of people could fix this by paying their fair share of taxes while still remaining obscenely wealthy makes it even worse.
October 28, 2025 at 4:09 PM
outside a 7/11 in college, a man drove up and told my friends and i that he loves our generation because "you got your own back, and you got each other's backs"
do you ever have things that someone has said to you that live forever in your head (non-serious edition)? some older boomer hippie guy said “hahmmus gives you fahts” to me 26 years ago at a free fridge and i think of it every fucking single time i buy hummus to this day.
October 27, 2025 at 3:58 PM
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Alt texted.
October 25, 2025 at 12:14 PM
there's nothing like explaining an american thing to someone who didn't grow up here to make you realize how rotten this country has always been
October 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
if tylenol instructs us to take two tylenol each time, why can't they just make each tylenol more powerful
October 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
if someone has a nazi tattoo, they're clearly not against authoritarianism
You cannot defeat authoritarianism with purity tests. If you are actively working to splinter a unified front against authoritarianism, you are the problem.
October 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
senior year of college, a friend and i were discussing our theses when a stranger asked if we were using ai. we said no, we were both studying creative writing. he asked us why we wouldn't use ai, and i couldn't get him to understand that we actually wanted to write, that writing was the point
That’s the other thing that baffles me about AI and creative writing, actually.

The work IS the joy for me. I don’t want to be able to snap my fingers and have a completed “product.” I want to be transformed by the process. I’m an author but I do this because I enjoy the rigor of being a writer.
In terms of process, I enjoy writing but revising????? Oh, that’s my real kink. A second or third draft???? A fourth???? Making tweaks on my desktop AND my phone???? *moans* I’m a WHORE for revision.
October 20, 2025 at 3:17 PM
my buddy stephen
name an italian more worthy of an american holiday than columbus
October 13, 2025 at 4:38 PM
you are biffed..
October 11, 2025 at 5:35 PM
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Just so we’re all clear, the President is forcing troops from other states into Illinois so the secret police can continue disappearing our neighbors
October 9, 2025 at 1:02 PM
precisely
"It takes a lot of hard work and the perfect alignment of movie stars to make a social drama this irredeemably awful."

Review ↓
'After the Hunt': Julia Roberts' #MeToo Drama Is 100-Percent #OhHellNo
bit.ly
October 9, 2025 at 4:15 PM
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Today is a day when arts degrees are worthless, but the product of those degrees is so valuable it would kill an entire industry if they were made to pay for it.
October 8, 2025 at 10:29 AM
i've only heard the word "rageful" twice, both times from andrew garfield in movies
October 8, 2025 at 4:03 AM
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Me: *pays 140 dollars*

Tim Meadows: get away Dewey! don’t eat that Panda Express Orange Chicken! you don’t want any of that shit! It’s delicious!

Me: *delighted* *pays 140 dollars*

Meadows: Dewey get out of here! Don’t eat the rangoons! You don’t want any of that shit!

Me: *delighted* *pays 140
October 6, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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This is the state secret police committing acts of public humiliation and torture. Americans don’t have a language for this in the public consciousness but that is what this is with no exaggeration or embellishment.
ICE is hog tying protesters in Portland and removing them on Dollies.

This is dangerous and could cause serious injury.

The Department of Homeland Security thinks it’s a joke.

They’ve shared this video with the tagline “Refuse to Walk? We’ll give you a ride”.

Stay strong Portland.
October 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.”

Diary of Anne Frank
January 13, 1943
October 4, 2025 at 8:17 PM