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mr. kwabs
@oxbones.bsky.social
NSFW VA ♡ 30 ♡ happily taken ♡ pan/bi ♡ cheeky & unserious (*ᴗ͈ˬᴗ͈)ꕤ*. 🔞 MDNI 🔞
gormless, feckless, and reckless: attorneys-in-law

a romcom about three sleazy lawyers embroiled in a bitter feud who discover they’re all connected to the same family over Thanksgiving (two by marriage, one by blood)
November 11, 2025 at 4:25 PM
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i hate it when something is described as "inscrutable." you have no idea the types of things im able to scrute
November 5, 2025 at 9:40 PM
(bloodlust quelled) their greed is sickening
November 2, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I wanna motorboat these stinky sweaty voluptuous baseball booties so bad
November 2, 2025 at 4:08 AM
it’s okay shohei is just warming up trust me
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
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November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
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the beauty of social media is being able to get messages from people who have never talked to another alive human being before
November 1, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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shohei otani is distracted because he’s training his umamusume aces for the upcoming leo cup in between innings. he has a decent oguri cap but keeps missing groundwork sparks on his summer maru runs which as we all know is very frustrating
November 2, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Omgggg shohei cheering for his teammates 😭 he’s so cute
November 2, 2025 at 3:49 AM
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Mervyn Peake sounds like the name of a guy who writes fantasy novels set a sprawling and ruinous Gothic castle
November 1, 2025 at 9:29 PM
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Klingon eating a regular orange: This fucking sucks

Klingon eating a blood orange: This fucking goes
November 1, 2025 at 5:11 PM
yo this is crazyyyyyyy TIED IN THE 9TH, BASES LOADED????
November 2, 2025 at 3:35 AM
me when the dodgers tied:
November 2, 2025 at 3:29 AM
👼 (baseball angel): it’s good for the soul of baseball if the blue jays win tonight ❤️

👹 (mariners devil):
2024: Dodgers (4) v. Yankees (1)
2025: Dodgers (4) v. Blue Jays (3)
2026: Dodgers (3) v. Mariners (4)
November 2, 2025 at 3:21 AM
HAPPY OCTOBER 31ST
October 31, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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I’m such a fucking cornball dude lmfao
October 28, 2025 at 3:24 PM
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If your kids are sad that the animals aren’t free, remind them that nobody truly is.
October 29, 2025 at 1:56 PM
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No worries!*

*Some worries. Several worries. An exceedingly large amount of worries.
October 30, 2025 at 12:40 PM
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Two steps forward, one step back on being Mentally Normal. The Cupid Shuffle
October 30, 2025 at 12:05 PM
I have to lock tf in at my job because of tech industry layoffs 🫠 rn I’m at a company that hasn’t done a single layoff bc they’ve been very conservative about spending in addition to being profitable

But shit feels very ominous!!
October 30, 2025 at 11:30 AM
a tiktok mentioned an outfit centered around maroon Sambas and a Kelly green longchamp and I immediately saw the vision 🫦 I was never a fan of longchamp bags because they look so utilitarian and mass-produced

But this would be perfect for lazy jaunts to a bookstore/cafe…
October 29, 2025 at 4:32 PM
I always laugh when Luca Brasi says “I hope their foist choild, is a masculine choild” because he seems so goofy

And then I remember that he threw his baby into an incinerator in the book
October 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
FUCK, I FORGOT TO START TAKING VITAMIN D
October 29, 2025 at 3:21 PM
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I’m watching the World Series. I’m taking part o the Stanford prison experiment. I’m at the combination World Series/Stanford prison experiment
October 28, 2025 at 5:16 AM