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Polly Want A Kraken 🦑🦜
@emosquid23.bsky.social
Commissions open. Reddit, Throne, Ko-fi, Discord here at my carrd, mon ami: https://emosquid23.carrd.co/

(gambit all alone in this world. gambit ain’t neva gone be loved.)

43m - He/Him - Not Looking / Taken / Has A Very Particular Set Of Skills - MDNI 🔞
*fake cough*

Hey, boss. Sorry, can’t come into work today. The opps caught me lacking.
February 13, 2026 at 3:45 AM
I have been baby trapped (outwitted and captured by a baby)
February 12, 2026 at 7:55 PM
They kicked me off the Mass Effect writing team for my constant lewd references to “Shepard’s pie”
February 12, 2026 at 6:36 PM
Hoping to finally hear those three little words for Valentine’s Day: “Unc knows ball”
February 12, 2026 at 6:31 PM
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Guy's Entire Job Just Asking People If They Have Time For A Quick Chat https://theonion.com/guys-entire-job-just-asking-people-if-they-have-time-fo-1819574667/
February 12, 2026 at 3:00 PM
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@wickedmrsh.bsky.social and I did a lil thing 🤭 Coming to your favorite subreddits on Saturday! Mark your calendars and get those FANTASTIC red shirts ready for the party 🤭
February 12, 2026 at 3:22 PM
The Most Annoying Guy In Your Office (Me): Shit posting, or posting shit? ☕️😎
February 12, 2026 at 2:40 PM
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"Date Everything" collab is coming Valentine's Day!!
Got some 'unfurnished business' with Skylar, perhaps? 😉 ❤️ 😘

🖊️ by @missywri1es.bsky.social
🎨 by @purple-juice-4073.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 5:21 AM
If not for the Cake Boss, I wouldn’t know words like “fondant” and “ganache.” I must be loyle to my capo
February 11, 2026 at 11:06 PM
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February 11, 2026 at 5:38 PM
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Mama’s first collab drops on Saturday. No biggie
February 11, 2026 at 5:39 PM
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For the entire month of February, and in honor of Black History Month, There is a post that will remain pinned to the subreddit, where black creators and other black owned AE subreddits can promo themselves in the comment section for support and visibility!

www.reddit.com/r/TheRealmOf...
[Mature Content] From the TheRealmOfEroticAudio community on Reddit: ✊🏽HAPPY BLACK HISTORY MONTH!✊🏽
Posted by LadyGoddesseyy - 2 votes and 0 comments
www.reddit.com
February 11, 2026 at 6:42 AM
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Hey, new audio! this one written by @cloudburstva.bsky.social and edited by @nyxgemini.bsky.social !

Soft [MDom] [Friends to lovers] [Confessions] [No foreplay] [Increasingly Desperate] Slightly [Public] [Hold the moan] [Praise] [Cunnilingus] [Multiple listener orgasms][Creampie] [Mutual Orgasm]
February 11, 2026 at 6:24 AM
A sublimely switchy love letter to casual Valentine’s Day sex from Ms. Anni 🥰
🚨NEW AUDIO OUT🚨

🌹💘 Valentine's Day is creeping up and myself not being super romantic, I figured I'd do something less hearts-and-flowers and more…attitude. Ironically, flowers are still involved. 😁

Aaaaall credit goes to the incomparable @emosquid23.bsky.social

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February 10, 2026 at 8:35 PM
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HAPPY 3K FOLLOWERS ON REDDIT!!!!

www.reddit.com/user/luckyca...
February 9, 2026 at 8:29 PM
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Desiring to write the greatest love song ever written, a famous bard sets off on a quest for inspiration. Arriving at an inn, he begins collecting tales of love and lust from the patrons. But there is more to the inn than meets the eye, and it's not long before the bard is telling a tale of his own
February 9, 2026 at 3:16 PM
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I thought one day I’d pluck up the courage and say the right things…and- I'm so sorry. I’m probably making this even more awkward than it already is.

✨new sweetheart spectre exclusive audio out now! ✨

🔗: www.patreon.com/posts/sweeth...
February 9, 2026 at 1:43 PM
Discord Kittens Migrate To Microsoft Teams In 2026 Mass Exodus
February 9, 2026 at 5:02 PM
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gonna have to cancel your nitro, kitten. daddy doesn't support discord's decisions
February 9, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Ohhhh, like the DOG. I thought you kept going on and on about your “shit zoo”

Was gonna suggest you volunteer to feed the animals or something
February 9, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Mono? Babe, I got so much mono, the doctors are calling it “stereo” 😎
Sam Darnold is a true inspiration to those of us with The Kissing Disease
February 9, 2026 at 2:48 PM
A guy who looks and sings and behaves just like Jelly Roll but he’s French and his name is Éclair
February 9, 2026 at 4:15 AM
Sam Darnold is a true inspiration to those of us with The Kissing Disease
February 9, 2026 at 4:06 AM