Polly Want A Kraken 🦑🦜
@emosquid23.bsky.social
Commissions open. Reddit, Throne, Ko-fi, Discord here at my carrd, mon ami: https://emosquid23.carrd.co/
(gambit all alone in this world. gambit ain’t neva gone be loved.)
43m - He/Him - Not Looking / Taken / Has A Very Particular Set Of Skills - MDNI 🔞
(gambit all alone in this world. gambit ain’t neva gone be loved.)
43m - He/Him - Not Looking / Taken / Has A Very Particular Set Of Skills - MDNI 🔞
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February 16, 2026 at 12:42 AM
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February 14, 2026 at 9:18 AM
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who wants this goth girl for valentine's day 👉👈🖤
[Mature Content] From the gonewildaudio community on Reddit: [F4M] Goth work crush doesn’t even WANT your shitty Valentine. Unless… [Script Fill] [Goth Girl] [Coworkers to Lovers] [Office] [Work] [Cru...
Posted by SleeplessInn - 1 vote and 2 comments
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February 14, 2026 at 7:17 AM
who wants this goth girl for valentine's day 👉👈🖤
Who up jackin the beanstalk
February 14, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Who up jackin the beanstalk
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@neondextrose.bsky.social and I with some good old fashion revenge sex 🫠 written by @writteninchaos.bsky.social
It’s 🔥🔥🔥
It’s 🔥🔥🔥
February 13, 2026 at 1:56 PM
@neondextrose.bsky.social and I with some good old fashion revenge sex 🫠 written by @writteninchaos.bsky.social
It’s 🔥🔥🔥
It’s 🔥🔥🔥
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On r/FreeAudioPorn our much-loved PROBLEMATIC Valentine's event continues until the end of the month! 🛑💝
This year, twenty-two pieces of crazy content have been made so far. Custom flair given to participants! Event details here:
www.reddit.com/r/FreeAudioP...
#FAPupdates
This year, twenty-two pieces of crazy content have been made so far. Custom flair given to participants! Event details here:
www.reddit.com/r/FreeAudioP...
#FAPupdates
[Mature Content] From the FreeAudioPorn community on Reddit: [PROBLEMATIC] Valentine’s event 2026 💘💌💘
Posted by dominaexcrucior - 80 votes and 36 comments
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February 13, 2026 at 4:14 PM
On r/FreeAudioPorn our much-loved PROBLEMATIC Valentine's event continues until the end of the month! 🛑💝
This year, twenty-two pieces of crazy content have been made so far. Custom flair given to participants! Event details here:
www.reddit.com/r/FreeAudioP...
#FAPupdates
This year, twenty-two pieces of crazy content have been made so far. Custom flair given to participants! Event details here:
www.reddit.com/r/FreeAudioP...
#FAPupdates
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So… why not make product testing a little less mundane?
Join @killianshaedva.bsky.social & I at work for some team building exercises TOMORROW!
📝: @shesjensational.bsky.social
(She also made the clip, isn’t she the coolest?)
Cupids & Cubicles on MagicWave & BeyondTheVeil’s subReddit!
Join @killianshaedva.bsky.social & I at work for some team building exercises TOMORROW!
📝: @shesjensational.bsky.social
(She also made the clip, isn’t she the coolest?)
Cupids & Cubicles on MagicWave & BeyondTheVeil’s subReddit!
February 13, 2026 at 2:46 PM
So… why not make product testing a little less mundane?
Join @killianshaedva.bsky.social & I at work for some team building exercises TOMORROW!
📝: @shesjensational.bsky.social
(She also made the clip, isn’t she the coolest?)
Cupids & Cubicles on MagicWave & BeyondTheVeil’s subReddit!
Join @killianshaedva.bsky.social & I at work for some team building exercises TOMORROW!
📝: @shesjensational.bsky.social
(She also made the clip, isn’t she the coolest?)
Cupids & Cubicles on MagicWave & BeyondTheVeil’s subReddit!
February 13, 2026 at 2:32 PM
Now that all the most evil companies have Lord of the Rings names, I’m keeping a close eye on Timothy Olyphant 🐘👀
February 13, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Now that all the most evil companies have Lord of the Rings names, I’m keeping a close eye on Timothy Olyphant 🐘👀
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New FREE erotic audio #eroticaudio #NSFWaudio #AudioPorn
Brash Streaker Gets Caught and Fucked! Written by @emosquid23.bsky.social
www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
Brash Streaker Gets Caught and Fucked! Written by @emosquid23.bsky.social
www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
[Mature Content] From the gonewildaudio community on Reddit: [F4M] Brash Streaker Gets Caught and Fucked [Script fill] [She's topping from the bottom] [Fucking on your desk] [Creampie] [Blowjob] [Deep...
Posted by Singmypraise - 1 vote and 2 comments
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February 13, 2026 at 1:42 PM
New FREE erotic audio #eroticaudio #NSFWaudio #AudioPorn
Brash Streaker Gets Caught and Fucked! Written by @emosquid23.bsky.social
www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
Brash Streaker Gets Caught and Fucked! Written by @emosquid23.bsky.social
www.reddit.com/r/gonewildau...
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Keep an eye out for the first major collab I've had the privilege to work on, as part of Cupids and Cubicles, coming out this V-Day, free to listen on @magicwaveaudios.bsky.social and Reddit! 🩵
Be warned: I get a bit mean 🫣
🎙️ @lakelevee.bsky.social
✍️ @hopefulterrynva.bsky.social
🎚️ @saucysatay.bsky.social
🎙️ @lakelevee.bsky.social
✍️ @hopefulterrynva.bsky.social
🎚️ @saucysatay.bsky.social
February 13, 2026 at 11:24 AM
Keep an eye out for the first major collab I've had the privilege to work on, as part of Cupids and Cubicles, coming out this V-Day, free to listen on @magicwaveaudios.bsky.social and Reddit! 🩵
Guy Hearing The Beatles For The First Time: Damn, these dudes are really permissive about who they let drive their car
February 13, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Guy Hearing The Beatles For The First Time: Damn, these dudes are really permissive about who they let drive their car
*fake cough*
Hey, boss. Sorry, can’t come into work today. The opps caught me lacking.
Hey, boss. Sorry, can’t come into work today. The opps caught me lacking.
February 13, 2026 at 3:45 AM
*fake cough*
Hey, boss. Sorry, can’t come into work today. The opps caught me lacking.
Hey, boss. Sorry, can’t come into work today. The opps caught me lacking.
I have been baby trapped (outwitted and captured by a baby)
February 12, 2026 at 7:55 PM
I have been baby trapped (outwitted and captured by a baby)
They kicked me off the Mass Effect writing team for my constant lewd references to “Shepard’s pie”
February 12, 2026 at 6:36 PM
They kicked me off the Mass Effect writing team for my constant lewd references to “Shepard’s pie”
Hoping to finally hear those three little words for Valentine’s Day: “Unc knows ball”
February 12, 2026 at 6:31 PM
Hoping to finally hear those three little words for Valentine’s Day: “Unc knows ball”
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Guy's Entire Job Just Asking People If They Have Time For A Quick Chat https://theonion.com/guys-entire-job-just-asking-people-if-they-have-time-fo-1819574667/
February 12, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Guy's Entire Job Just Asking People If They Have Time For A Quick Chat https://theonion.com/guys-entire-job-just-asking-people-if-they-have-time-fo-1819574667/
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@wickedmrsh.bsky.social and I did a lil thing 🤭 Coming to your favorite subreddits on Saturday! Mark your calendars and get those FANTASTIC red shirts ready for the party 🤭
February 12, 2026 at 3:22 PM
@wickedmrsh.bsky.social and I did a lil thing 🤭 Coming to your favorite subreddits on Saturday! Mark your calendars and get those FANTASTIC red shirts ready for the party 🤭
The Most Annoying Guy In Your Office (Me): Shit posting, or posting shit? ☕️😎
February 12, 2026 at 2:40 PM
The Most Annoying Guy In Your Office (Me): Shit posting, or posting shit? ☕️😎
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"Date Everything" collab is coming Valentine's Day!!
Got some 'unfurnished business' with Skylar, perhaps? 😉 ❤️ 😘
🖊️ by @missywri1es.bsky.social
🎨 by @purple-juice-4073.bsky.social
Got some 'unfurnished business' with Skylar, perhaps? 😉 ❤️ 😘
🖊️ by @missywri1es.bsky.social
🎨 by @purple-juice-4073.bsky.social
February 12, 2026 at 5:21 AM
"Date Everything" collab is coming Valentine's Day!!
Got some 'unfurnished business' with Skylar, perhaps? 😉 ❤️ 😘
🖊️ by @missywri1es.bsky.social
🎨 by @purple-juice-4073.bsky.social
Got some 'unfurnished business' with Skylar, perhaps? 😉 ❤️ 😘
🖊️ by @missywri1es.bsky.social
🎨 by @purple-juice-4073.bsky.social
If not for the Cake Boss, I wouldn’t know words like “fondant” and “ganache.” I must be loyle to my capo
February 11, 2026 at 11:06 PM
If not for the Cake Boss, I wouldn’t know words like “fondant” and “ganache.” I must be loyle to my capo
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Mama’s first collab drops on Saturday. No biggie
February 11, 2026 at 5:39 PM
Mama’s first collab drops on Saturday. No biggie