The Squidfather 🦑
@emosquid23.bsky.social
“Pretty normal.”
43m - He/Him - Married/Not Looking - MDNI 🔞
Scripts: https://www.reddit.com/u/emosquid23/s/9dqe6IeQbH
43m - He/Him - Married/Not Looking - MDNI 🔞
Scripts: https://www.reddit.com/u/emosquid23/s/9dqe6IeQbH
Speed dating is when you try to find love on a bus that has a bomb under it
November 27, 2025 at 5:40 AM
Speed dating is when you try to find love on a bus that has a bomb under it
Too many things are called drumsticks. How the fuck am I supposed to know which one you’re talking about
November 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Too many things are called drumsticks. How the fuck am I supposed to know which one you’re talking about
Not my circus, but those ARE my monkeys, actually. 🐒 🐒 🐒
Where did you get those?
Where did you get those?
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Not my circus, but those ARE my monkeys, actually. 🐒 🐒 🐒
Where did you get those?
Where did you get those?
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New FREE audio cumming this Friday morning (around 9am Easter/2pm UTC)!
Bitchy Skeptic Gets Hypnotized Into Thinking She's a Pretty Porcelain Fuck Doll, written by @emosquid23.bsky.social!
There's no way you can really hypnotize me, BUT if you can, you can fuck me any way you want!
Bitchy Skeptic Gets Hypnotized Into Thinking She's a Pretty Porcelain Fuck Doll, written by @emosquid23.bsky.social!
There's no way you can really hypnotize me, BUT if you can, you can fuck me any way you want!
November 26, 2025 at 4:28 PM
New FREE audio cumming this Friday morning (around 9am Easter/2pm UTC)!
Bitchy Skeptic Gets Hypnotized Into Thinking She's a Pretty Porcelain Fuck Doll, written by @emosquid23.bsky.social!
There's no way you can really hypnotize me, BUT if you can, you can fuck me any way you want!
Bitchy Skeptic Gets Hypnotized Into Thinking She's a Pretty Porcelain Fuck Doll, written by @emosquid23.bsky.social!
There's no way you can really hypnotize me, BUT if you can, you can fuck me any way you want!
Mel Gibson in the movie Ransom when asked about Daylight Savings Time: “GIVE ME BACK MY SUN!!!”
November 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
Mel Gibson in the movie Ransom when asked about Daylight Savings Time: “GIVE ME BACK MY SUN!!!”
There’s probably a pretty good Abbott & Costello bit to be mined from going, like… Cindy Lou WHO???
Have your people call my people
Have your people call my people
November 26, 2025 at 3:46 PM
There’s probably a pretty good Abbott & Costello bit to be mined from going, like… Cindy Lou WHO???
Have your people call my people
Have your people call my people
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i can't be expected to work under these conditions (i don't want to)
November 26, 2025 at 3:42 PM
i can't be expected to work under these conditions (i don't want to)
I’ve stopped wearing socks to work as an act of civil disobedience
November 26, 2025 at 3:30 PM
I’ve stopped wearing socks to work as an act of civil disobedience
It’s called “Black Friday” to pay homage to Rebecca Black and her hit song, “Friday”
November 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
It’s called “Black Friday” to pay homage to Rebecca Black and her hit song, “Friday”
My email inbox 75 times: Black Friday starts NOW!
Me, The Calendar Observer: Incorrect. Good try, tho
Me, The Calendar Observer: Incorrect. Good try, tho
November 26, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My email inbox 75 times: Black Friday starts NOW!
Me, The Calendar Observer: Incorrect. Good try, tho
Me, The Calendar Observer: Incorrect. Good try, tho
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. We’re both severely underpaid, quite frankly. He’s doing better, comparatively, but neither of us are keeping up with the cost of living
November 26, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Boss makes a dollar, I make a dime. We’re both severely underpaid, quite frankly. He’s doing better, comparatively, but neither of us are keeping up with the cost of living
My Skircle is mostly just Slenderman. Is that good
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 AM
My Skircle is mostly just Slenderman. Is that good
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idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
November 26, 2025 at 2:17 AM
idiot guy: i'm like the wolf i'm stalking my prey alone through the forest and being raw as fuck even if i'm in a group i'm the alpha
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
actual wolf: i love my friends so much!!! i love to romp and kiss my bros and work together as a family <3 awooo etc etc have you seen the puppies oh my god come see
Who up being Mentally Normal 👀
November 26, 2025 at 7:53 AM
Who up being Mentally Normal 👀
@catfishing.net Pretty foul on some of the stuff you didn’t accept as correct for 10 today, you guys 👎
November 26, 2025 at 7:02 AM
@catfishing.net Pretty foul on some of the stuff you didn’t accept as correct for 10 today, you guys 👎
I’m a personality fire 😎✌️
November 26, 2025 at 2:27 AM
I’m a personality fire 😎✌️
Girlfailure? No girl is ever a failure to me because I am an ALLY 🥰💖😘
November 26, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Girlfailure? No girl is ever a failure to me because I am an ALLY 🥰💖😘
Killers Xmas Song Ranking Based On Quality/Likelihood Of Making Me Cry (Wait, Don’t Read That Last Part)
1. Great Big Sled
2. Boots
3. Cowboys’ Xmas Ball
4. Joseph
5. Don’t Shoot Me Santa
6. Guadalupe
7. Xmas In L.A.
8. Dirt Sledding
9. Joel
10. I Feel It In My Bones
11. I’ll Be Home For Xmas
1. Great Big Sled
2. Boots
3. Cowboys’ Xmas Ball
4. Joseph
5. Don’t Shoot Me Santa
6. Guadalupe
7. Xmas In L.A.
8. Dirt Sledding
9. Joel
10. I Feel It In My Bones
11. I’ll Be Home For Xmas
November 26, 2025 at 1:19 AM
Killers Xmas Song Ranking Based On Quality/Likelihood Of Making Me Cry (Wait, Don’t Read That Last Part)
1. Great Big Sled
2. Boots
3. Cowboys’ Xmas Ball
4. Joseph
5. Don’t Shoot Me Santa
6. Guadalupe
7. Xmas In L.A.
8. Dirt Sledding
9. Joel
10. I Feel It In My Bones
11. I’ll Be Home For Xmas
1. Great Big Sled
2. Boots
3. Cowboys’ Xmas Ball
4. Joseph
5. Don’t Shoot Me Santa
6. Guadalupe
7. Xmas In L.A.
8. Dirt Sledding
9. Joel
10. I Feel It In My Bones
11. I’ll Be Home For Xmas
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Nerdy girl turns feral? Yes please! 😁😏 Such a sexy script by RepresentativeSkin41 out on Reddit now!
[Mature Content] From the gonewildaudio community on Reddit: [F4M] [script fill] She looks like a quiet librarian but rides you like an equestrian [car sex] [cowgirl] [sex in public] [caught] [nerdy g...
Posted by anniegulie - 1 vote and 2 comments
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November 24, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Nerdy girl turns feral? Yes please! 😁😏 Such a sexy script by RepresentativeSkin41 out on Reddit now!
I’m the picture of mental health but in the Dorian Gray way
November 24, 2025 at 8:26 PM
I’m the picture of mental health but in the Dorian Gray way
It’s not patterned, but this is still a Hawaiian shirt by virtue of having pineapple chunks and Canadian bacon all over it
November 24, 2025 at 8:21 PM
It’s not patterned, but this is still a Hawaiian shirt by virtue of having pineapple chunks and Canadian bacon all over it
More like Kirby DICK Riders. I can swallow stuff too, y’know
November 24, 2025 at 3:47 PM
More like Kirby DICK Riders. I can swallow stuff too, y’know
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Old Money Aristocratic Bitch reporting for duty 🫡 Any interaction appreciated because Reddit is BRUTAL atm 🙃 script by @soundsbyj.bsky.social
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[Mature Content] From the gonewildaudio community on Reddit: [F4M] A Mother's Love [Script Fill] [Bougie Bitch] [Fdom] to [Fsub]
[Mdom] [Dubious Consent] so [Rape] [Older Woman] [Younger Man] [Finger...
Posted by va_jessie - 23 votes and 6 comments
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November 24, 2025 at 11:39 AM
Old Money Aristocratic Bitch reporting for duty 🫡 Any interaction appreciated because Reddit is BRUTAL atm 🙃 script by @soundsbyj.bsky.social
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