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emosquid23.bsky.social
The Squidfather 🦑
@emosquid23.bsky.social
“Pretty normal.”

43m - He/Him - Married/Not Looking - MDNI 🔞

Scripts: https://www.reddit.com/u/emosquid23/s/9dqe6IeQbH
Please pronounce it wrong so the joke makes sense
November 27, 2025 at 5:50 AM
Always leave ‘em wanting more 🥵
November 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
You technically just did 😎
November 26, 2025 at 10:41 PM
The band who hired me as a roadie was NOT psyched that I kept bringing the ice cream cone ones
November 26, 2025 at 10:06 PM
*cocks shotgun, spits*

Monkey rustlers gonna learn today 🤠🙈
November 26, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Fuck the Holy Spirit, marry the father, kill the son
November 26, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Just joshin’ everybody, I fucking hate the sun actually 😎🌞🚫
November 26, 2025 at 3:52 PM
I look at my co-worker out of the corner of my eye. I lift my pant leg half an inch.

He does the same.

We both nod, almost imperceptibly.

Viva la revolución.
November 26, 2025 at 3:32 PM
There was one Babadook also
November 26, 2025 at 8:16 AM