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emosquid23.bsky.social
The Squidfather 🦑
@emosquid23.bsky.social
“Pretty normal.”

43m - He/Him - Married/Not Looking - MDNI 🔞

Scripts: https://www.reddit.com/u/emosquid23/s/9dqe6IeQbH
I don’t know big words like “horology,” “clock fucking” is more my speed. 😂

If you’d like to know how the sausage is made, @fischji.bsky.social started the ball rolling on that one by sharing the thing below.
November 27, 2025 at 5:27 PM
Who up bumpin’ they Roogie
November 23, 2025 at 1:50 PM
November 21, 2025 at 6:32 PM
Shoeless Joe Jackson:
November 16, 2025 at 9:27 AM
November 14, 2025 at 4:38 PM
911’s a joke in your town
November 6, 2025 at 7:50 PM
I’ll see you in Valhalla, my brother. We have the watch.
November 6, 2025 at 3:42 PM
November 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
November 2, 2025 at 4:19 AM
May God and Canada be with you, Mad Man Mordo
November 1, 2025 at 11:41 PM
The entourage
October 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
October 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
This one makes you laugh AND makes you think
October 28, 2025 at 9:55 AM
Women don’t like the vehicle
October 16, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Remember how the Minnesota Twins’ Metrodome used to have a fuckin garbage bag for a wall? Real shit. Bring that back
October 14, 2025 at 3:07 PM
October 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Now Tain I can get into
October 13, 2025 at 11:39 PM
Very near and dear to my heart because this is me in the hoopty, thank you for your good work
October 13, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Philly has two god-tier mascots in The Phanatic and Gritty, the perfectly serviceable Swoop the Eagle, then this god damn idiot, “Franklin the Dog”
October 13, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Daww 😊🫶

My scripts are my horrid children, and I fling them out into the world like this guy. Not usually hanging dong tho
October 13, 2025 at 7:44 PM
I feel very masculine and blue collar, thank u Dunk And Donuts
October 13, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I AM very depressed though, also (unrelated)
October 13, 2025 at 12:00 PM
Sorry, when I said I was “spiraling,” I meant I was creating cool Spirograph art. I see now how that could be misleading.
October 13, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Costume Idea:
October 12, 2025 at 6:31 PM
They’re scooping out this sweet baby dog’s reproductives tomorrow like so much pumpkin guts. Prayers up
October 12, 2025 at 12:48 PM