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happy thanksgiving
November 28, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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The Sacramento Kings may not be good, but they're doing whatever this is
November 20, 2025 at 2:04 AM
November 16, 2025 at 8:59 AM
i’m 30 rock posting in the work group chat. never stop 30 rock posting
November 14, 2025 at 7:47 PM
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second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
November 9, 2025 at 3:10 PM
just read the Pökler section of Gravity’s Rainbow. they’re doing The Rehersal season 1 on steroids (or nazi meth rather) to this guy lol. the part at the end when he gives away his ring was heartbreaking
November 6, 2025 at 8:12 AM
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October 30, 2025 at 2:46 AM
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i can't believe they have to play again today.
October 28, 2025 at 7:21 AM
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every day leaders of the new tech frontier are spending billions of dollars to digitally reconstruct the mind of george zimmerman
Baltimore high school student Taki Allen was swarmed by police after an artificial intelligence system apparently mistook his bag of Doritos for a gun www.theguardian.com/us-news/2025...
October 24, 2025 at 4:52 PM
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its funny to imagine in Michael Clayton he wants to get into Tom Wilkinson's loft so bad because he remembered all those baguettes are in there
October 20, 2025 at 4:29 PM
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007 struggling against his restraints: you can't cook those chicken nuggets with the fries, blofeld. you'll burn one and undercook the other

blofeld: fret not, mr. bond. this air fryer has dual zones
October 15, 2025 at 4:47 PM
@feldfrog.bsky.social OBAMA: Cool clock hat, Benny! Want to bring it to the White House?
September 25, 2025 at 6:08 PM
finally completed every PTA movie, heres my ranking:
phantom thread, boogie nights, there will be blood, inherent vice, magnolia, the master, licorice pizza, hard eight, punch drunk love. love each one
September 4, 2025 at 7:25 AM
the news about the Kawhi/Clippers/Aspiration deal is crazy and I’m very curious how the NBA will handle it. it was also crazy to learn about Andrei Cherny, who is almost like a democratic Elon Music. 2x failed AZ congressional candidate turned carbon voucher dealer, who’s now working on Project 2029
September 3, 2025 at 8:55 PM
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When the guy’s life flashes before his eyes I do think it’ll include a full performance of Phantom of the Opera which lasts way longer than all the other stuff
August 26, 2025 at 4:31 AM
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I'll do one (1) serious post about this: If he was dead someone would post it. If he was doing well someone would post it. Silence suggests a crisis with an uncertain outcome.
August 30, 2025 at 4:50 AM
I searched “gumbo with no top” to find the classic viral video, and the top result is a LLM-slop article for “topless gumbo”
August 27, 2025 at 6:12 AM
silksong and slay the spire 2 coming out this year is the first time i’ve been really excited for a game dropping since high school
August 22, 2025 at 6:35 PM
having an all-time annoying work week
August 8, 2025 at 6:56 PM
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“A few months ago, I told the American people I did not rape little girls. My heart and my best intentions still tell me that's true, but the facts and evidence tell me it is not.” - Trump in speech that stunned the nation.
July 24, 2025 at 12:09 AM
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Caitlin Quark
July 21, 2025 at 10:11 PM
whenever i go out to dinner i have a personal side quest to assemble a “fish coalition” which orders the whole fish and some sides
July 17, 2025 at 7:16 AM
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many think the end of LGBTQIA+ is "asexual/aromantic" and "+" for others not listed, but it's actually "A+" for former gifted kids
July 17, 2025 at 6:18 AM
just let a perfect coffee table get away from me on craigslist…
July 12, 2025 at 1:03 AM