Tweety McBastardface
@orlandoplume.bsky.social
Blue hair and pronouns. They/them. What? I told you so.
As I lay in bed this morning, scrolling through my phone like a sad potato, I saw the face of Dean Winchester. (I was on Tumblr. It happens.)
"Ah," I said to myself. "There he is: Sam Deanchester."
That's how you know it's gonna be a great day.
"Ah," I said to myself. "There he is: Sam Deanchester."
That's how you know it's gonna be a great day.
February 11, 2025 at 9:50 AM
As I lay in bed this morning, scrolling through my phone like a sad potato, I saw the face of Dean Winchester. (I was on Tumblr. It happens.)
"Ah," I said to myself. "There he is: Sam Deanchester."
That's how you know it's gonna be a great day.
"Ah," I said to myself. "There he is: Sam Deanchester."
That's how you know it's gonna be a great day.
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Jorts come watch tv. Jorts let’s clean your ears. Jorts put your toys away. Jorts do your timesheets. Jorts you’ve been in the hippo all day. Why are they so obsessed just let me stay in the hippo
February 11, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Jorts come watch tv. Jorts let’s clean your ears. Jorts put your toys away. Jorts do your timesheets. Jorts you’ve been in the hippo all day. Why are they so obsessed just let me stay in the hippo
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January 27, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Asterisks are ****ing great. I swear by them.
January 7, 2025 at 9:47 AM
Asterisks are ****ing great. I swear by them.
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here's a free cheap cooking at home tip for you zoomers: add one spoon full of instant coffee to a cup of noodles, pour in hot water. serve. it's got nutrition, energy, and every spoonful carries a welcome reminder that your death is now slightly closer
January 5, 2025 at 3:26 AM
here's a free cheap cooking at home tip for you zoomers: add one spoon full of instant coffee to a cup of noodles, pour in hot water. serve. it's got nutrition, energy, and every spoonful carries a welcome reminder that your death is now slightly closer
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I’ve been thinking about this so much. This mindset means that I get choice paralysis about “making the most of my time” and end up not doing anything at all.
took the liberty to translate this comic from @linhadotrem.bsky.social cause I think more people should read it (hope it's correct)
January 5, 2025 at 10:24 AM
I’ve been thinking about this so much. This mindset means that I get choice paralysis about “making the most of my time” and end up not doing anything at all.
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The Rump He Had to Dump
"Okay ladies, so this is why we don't mix fonts on the covers..."
January 5, 2025 at 3:53 AM
The Rump He Had to Dump
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"You just need to not worry so much," the first time I came in with panic attacks. Tied for first with the doctor who demanded to see my SI scars when I came in begging for my antidepressant scrip to be refilled.
November 18, 2024 at 9:45 AM
"You just need to not worry so much," the first time I came in with panic attacks. Tied for first with the doctor who demanded to see my SI scars when I came in begging for my antidepressant scrip to be refilled.
Gonna try and start posting more regularly here I guess? For now, let's all just remember Face Cookie. I miss him every day.
November 15, 2024 at 2:26 PM
Gonna try and start posting more regularly here I guess? For now, let's all just remember Face Cookie. I miss him every day.
Allergies.
Why are you lbgtq+ wrong answers only
Instructions from higher authority.
Instructions from higher authority.
Why are you lbgtq+ wrong answers only
oppositional defiant disorder
oppositional defiant disorder
June 19, 2024 at 12:03 PM
Allergies.
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Hey, doing a thing here, please help:
repost if you know someone with long covid
"like" if you have long covid
repost if you know someone with long covid
"like" if you have long covid
September 6, 2023 at 7:22 PM
Hey, doing a thing here, please help:
repost if you know someone with long covid
"like" if you have long covid
repost if you know someone with long covid
"like" if you have long covid
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I have been gone less than a day and he’s already annoyed about it.
August 31, 2023 at 9:40 AM
I have been gone less than a day and he’s already annoyed about it.
I do this constantly, which is how you know I’m a stone-cold badass.
August 26, 2023 at 3:30 PM
I do this constantly, which is how you know I’m a stone-cold badass.
I need to start packing for my month away but unfortunately I don’t want to
August 26, 2023 at 3:29 PM
I need to start packing for my month away but unfortunately I don’t want to
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The thing no one tells you about adopting these monsters is that they’re the worlds most perfect creatures
August 11, 2023 at 5:32 AM
The thing no one tells you about adopting these monsters is that they’re the worlds most perfect creatures
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“Dad, why is my sister’s name Rose?”
“Because your mother loves Roses”
“Thanks Dad”
“No problem E•MO•TION Deluxe Expanded Edition (2015)”
“Because your mother loves Roses”
“Thanks Dad”
“No problem E•MO•TION Deluxe Expanded Edition (2015)”
August 10, 2023 at 8:55 AM
“Dad, why is my sister’s name Rose?”
“Because your mother loves Roses”
“Thanks Dad”
“No problem E•MO•TION Deluxe Expanded Edition (2015)”
“Because your mother loves Roses”
“Thanks Dad”
“No problem E•MO•TION Deluxe Expanded Edition (2015)”
yes I am very interesting why do you ask
August 10, 2023 at 4:25 PM
yes I am very interesting why do you ask
my cookie has a face
August 10, 2023 at 4:24 PM
my cookie has a face
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Repost this if you are Jewish, support Jews, or have sent a FLOCK OF WILD GEESE after your enemies
August 9, 2023 at 7:25 PM
Repost this if you are Jewish, support Jews, or have sent a FLOCK OF WILD GEESE after your enemies
gotta say so far I’m pleasantly surprised by how horny the Bluesky experience is
August 5, 2023 at 12:35 PM
gotta say so far I’m pleasantly surprised by how horny the Bluesky experience is
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"oh you actually believe in that made-up nonsense?" - guy who believes in The Economy
August 4, 2023 at 10:32 PM
"oh you actually believe in that made-up nonsense?" - guy who believes in The Economy
anyway those are my cats and also coincidentally the content of 99% of future skeets so I hope for your sake that you like them
August 4, 2023 at 6:53 PM
anyway those are my cats and also coincidentally the content of 99% of future skeets so I hope for your sake that you like them