optimitch.bsky.social
@optimitch.bsky.social
30s and God I'm tired
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December 25, 2025 at 11:06 PM
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if tumblr dies I need this video to make it's seasonal rotation here instead just in case, Happy holidays 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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this is about how my transition went too
December 11, 2025 at 10:38 PM
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December 11, 2025 at 11:30 PM
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New Zealand isn’t in Europe???????
Musk is just straight up white nationalist now.
(And helpfully decoding that Western Civilization=Whites)
December 11, 2025 at 10:53 PM
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so insanely fucking real for this
December 9, 2025 at 7:30 PM
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friendslop? you mean cum?
November 17, 2025 at 9:38 AM
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December 9, 2025 at 12:46 PM
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I had a shared living space in a suite so I also printed out an awkwardly translated panel of a nonexplicit Naruto mpreg doujin (Sasuke confessing his devotion the pregnant Naruto) as a grid across like 32 sheets of paper and taped it up to the wall of our common area
December 7, 2025 at 1:20 PM
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thinking about the period in college when my dorm room decorations consisted of four things: a print of Saturn Devouring His Son, a print of Dogs Playing Poker, a poster of Robert Pattinson in Twilight: New Moon, and a poster of Maoist agricultural propaganda
December 7, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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tapping the sign
December 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Finally modern audiences will get to experience what Star Wars was like before they got an Englishman to dub over Alec Guinness’s New Jersey accent
"Part of Lucasfilm’s yearlong 50th anniversary celebration, a newly restored version of the classic Star Wars (1977) theatrical release — later renamed Star Wars: A New Hope — will play in theaters for a limited time." www.starwars.com/news/star-wa...

I AM SAT
December 5, 2025 at 8:14 PM
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The worse Google gets, the more I find myself longing for a more primal internet experience: and the joy of clicking a link when you didn't know what awaited on the other side.
Google's obsession with killing off links betrays what made the internet great
The best version of the internet put links first, but Google no longer wants you to leave its own search pages.
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December 5, 2025 at 7:09 PM
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December 5, 2025 at 8:49 AM
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December 5, 2025 at 9:36 AM
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Finally I can believe I’m having a positive influence in the world.
Enough people are watching The Last Airbender and listening to the Media Club Plus episode that my streaming service recommended Mouse Hunt to me afterward. @carberry.deals @amtebbel.bsky.social
December 3, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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the whole concept of "white genocide" is very funny because unlike a regular genocide where people try to butcher you with machetes or gas your family in white genocide your cousin marries an Indian guy
December 2, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Like if I buy French fries at Wendy’s they shouldn’t give a fuck about how much ketchup I use but every music service is “no dummy listen to this playlist” “we noticed you haven’t listened to this ad free podcast” “let me email you song suggestions” if Wendy’s emailed me about fries I’d become Amish
December 2, 2025 at 1:18 PM
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This is a huge part of why so many people think we're in the middle of a widespread "anti-woke backlash": Small movements opposed to social progress are collected into trend stories by conservative media. Far larger movements that want more diversity are ignored or cast as threats.
"Woke is ruining D&D". Meanwhile Dimension 20, one of the wokest real play shows around, just sold out Madison Square Garden and the Hollywood Bowl for live shows and brings armies of new players to RPGs.
November 30, 2025 at 3:38 PM
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ORC BUTLER: there is a time for poison, but it would earn you no praise to kill him in secret, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
November 30, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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improbably, this is Crusader Kings
ORC BUTLER: there is a time for poison, but it would earn you no praise to kill him in secret, sir
ELF BUTLER: on the contrary, sir, be like the earth herself, and sour from within the man who dared cross you
ME: I will stab him with my envenomed spear ROTLIMB
ORC & ELF BUTLER: excellent choice, sir
December 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
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if this is discrimination, I’m genuinely unsure what you’re supposed to do when a student responds to a prompt with some religious gibberish
OU has put the professor here on administrative leave:
December 1, 2025 at 12:43 AM
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OU student says essay grade was a violation of her rights. Read the essay

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OU student says essay grade was a violation of her rights. Read the essay
In the essay, she wrote traditional gender roles should not be considered stereotypes. What do you think? Read the full essay and professor responses here.
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November 25, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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I’ve been out shoveling in my Docs, so I guess it’s time to repost this.
November 30, 2025 at 5:05 PM
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Muppets if left long enough without human contact WILL go feral BUT won't live happily as the foods they tend to procure through hunting and foraging on their own are not enough to keep their constantly growing teeth worn down
November 30, 2025 at 2:00 PM