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I respect cis women's pronouns even if i think it's kinda weird. she/her 🏳️⚧️✡️
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1/6/26 Alternate
January 6, 2026 at 8:25 PM
1/6/26 Alternate
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“Thank God, Sylvia! We’re alive!”
January 6, 2026 at 8:05 PM
“Thank God, Sylvia! We’re alive!”
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I have an aboshan cephalid kindred deck where the goal is to tap my winter orb before my turn
January 6, 2026 at 6:15 PM
I have an aboshan cephalid kindred deck where the goal is to tap my winter orb before my turn
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British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good https://theonion.com/british-teen-returning-from-semester-in-u-s-regales-friends-with-tale-of-food-that-tastes-good/
January 6, 2026 at 5:00 PM
British Teen Returning From Semester In U.S. Regales Friends With Tale Of Food That Tastes Good https://theonion.com/british-teen-returning-from-semester-in-u-s-regales-friends-with-tale-of-food-that-tastes-good/
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I feel that when you turn 40 you should get a government-paid for choice of either:
1. You are part of a heist
2. You are hired as a consulting detective to solve a murder, preferably on a train
This would be the truest sign of a civilized society
1. You are part of a heist
2. You are hired as a consulting detective to solve a murder, preferably on a train
This would be the truest sign of a civilized society
January 6, 2026 at 3:59 PM
I feel that when you turn 40 you should get a government-paid for choice of either:
1. You are part of a heist
2. You are hired as a consulting detective to solve a murder, preferably on a train
This would be the truest sign of a civilized society
1. You are part of a heist
2. You are hired as a consulting detective to solve a murder, preferably on a train
This would be the truest sign of a civilized society
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up next, an AI tool that can fuck your wife
Sony has patented an AI gaming ghost that will play PlayStation games for you when you get stuck www.eurogamer.net/sony-has-pat...
January 6, 2026 at 3:12 PM
up next, an AI tool that can fuck your wife
Narset and shiko loves this
A dragon to double your burn spells, and give them wither just in case something big is in the way. More previews at http://www.mtgpreviews.com/ECL
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNs418BKF7E
Source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TNs418BKF7E
January 6, 2026 at 4:33 PM
Narset and shiko loves this
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Really giving the coverage team a lot to work with in the PT player survey
January 6, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Really giving the coverage team a lot to work with in the PT player survey
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we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
January 5, 2026 at 8:44 PM
we've got some ICE shit going down in our little town today and it took like three minutes for a convoy of wine moms to start chasing them around town. normies hate this shit and are putting in the work
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The destruction doesn't make for a photo-op like tearing down the East Wing of the White House or bulldozing the Rose Garden, but it's every bit as bad. Generations of American children learned to spell and count, learned the Preamble to the Constitution, from watching shows produced by the CPB.
The Corporation for Public Broadcasting has been dissolved, ending its 58 years as the primary funder for PBS, NPR and local TV and radio stations
Corporation For Public Broadcasting Is Dissolved After 58 Years Of Service
www.huffpost.com
January 5, 2026 at 8:04 PM
The destruction doesn't make for a photo-op like tearing down the East Wing of the White House or bulldozing the Rose Garden, but it's every bit as bad. Generations of American children learned to spell and count, learned the Preamble to the Constitution, from watching shows produced by the CPB.
I have a kindred deck for damn near every lorwyn creature type so yeah i guess you could say I'm excited
January 5, 2026 at 6:24 PM
I have a kindred deck for damn near every lorwyn creature type so yeah i guess you could say I'm excited
HEXING SQUELCHER MY BELOVED
Hexing Squelcher is the card goblins deserved
Let's look at some Booster Fun! #MTGLorwyn features the Fable Frame treatment across a wide swath of cards in the set. Art that evokes those found in childhood fable books celebrates the traditional art found throughout the cards of #MTGLorwyn.
January 5, 2026 at 6:17 PM
HEXING SQUELCHER MY BELOVED
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amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
January 5, 2026 at 6:50 AM
amazing how the entire machine can pivot within 24 hours. no need to slowly upsell the argument; just issue new marching orders
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WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
January 5, 2026 at 3:02 AM
WH sources say Venezuela's opposition leader committed the "ultimate sin": She accepted the Nobel Peace prize.
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
“If she had turned it down and said, ‘I can’t accept it because it’s Donald Trump’s,’ she’d be the president of Venezuela today,” one said.
www.washingtonpost.com/national-sec...
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me: life has been so hard lately
my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body
my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body
January 4, 2026 at 11:23 PM
me: life has been so hard lately
my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body
my therapist, Glegbar The Blood Thief: how much blood do you think is inside your body
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It’s really gutting to read such a brief and horrific sentence that sums up what RFK Jr. did to the United States of America in the year 2025.
The United States was the gold standard for science and technology for decades, and there was never any reason that had to end.
Canadian officials are correct, and it’s truly a tragedy.
January 5, 2026 at 5:16 AM
It’s really gutting to read such a brief and horrific sentence that sums up what RFK Jr. did to the United States of America in the year 2025.
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Just discovered the subreddit r/accidentalrockwell and it is delightful
January 4, 2026 at 7:24 PM
Just discovered the subreddit r/accidentalrockwell and it is delightful
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Not sure how bad the deepfake problem is? Read Stella's farewell thread.
This is an extreme form of remote sexual harassment that can now be used to target anyone, regardless of platform, in seconds. Despite news stories focusing mostly on CSAM it's still unchecked and rampant on Twitter.
This is an extreme form of remote sexual harassment that can now be used to target anyone, regardless of platform, in seconds. Despite news stories focusing mostly on CSAM it's still unchecked and rampant on Twitter.
I‘m discontinuing my social media use for the foreseeable future and I want to explain why.
I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
I woke up in the new year to discover that some guy on here had saved photos I took on New Year’s Eve and used Grok to remove my clothes. I know this because he showed me.
January 4, 2026 at 8:45 PM
Not sure how bad the deepfake problem is? Read Stella's farewell thread.
This is an extreme form of remote sexual harassment that can now be used to target anyone, regardless of platform, in seconds. Despite news stories focusing mostly on CSAM it's still unchecked and rampant on Twitter.
This is an extreme form of remote sexual harassment that can now be used to target anyone, regardless of platform, in seconds. Despite news stories focusing mostly on CSAM it's still unchecked and rampant on Twitter.
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Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
January 4, 2026 at 6:49 PM
Literally a publication for eight-year olds 40 years ago
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gonna start drawing magic characters in sonic poses starting now
January 3, 2026 at 6:04 PM
gonna start drawing magic characters in sonic poses starting now
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Color study thing to get loose before long form Drawing, no comment
June 28, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Color study thing to get loose before long form Drawing, no comment