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I respect cis women's pronouns even if i think it's kinda weird. she/her 🏳️⚧️✡️
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thankfully donald trump is speedrunning administration and political movement suicide. this should be extremely bad for him and his movement long term. democrats please stand against this the world is begging for you to stand strong against imperialism
January 3, 2026 at 8:22 AM
thankfully donald trump is speedrunning administration and political movement suicide. this should be extremely bad for him and his movement long term. democrats please stand against this the world is begging for you to stand strong against imperialism
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Grok won’t stop undressing people
January 2, 2026 at 8:41 PM
Grok won’t stop undressing people
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“Oh, my word, Helen! You play, too? … And here I always thought you were just a songbird.”
January 2, 2026 at 11:05 PM
“Oh, my word, Helen! You play, too? … And here I always thought you were just a songbird.”
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I was wondering what Mamdani's first executive order would be, and I'm not disappointed by this.
He has wiped off the books EVERY Eric Adams executive order issued on or after September 26, 2024, the day Adams was indicted on federal bribery charges.
He has wiped off the books EVERY Eric Adams executive order issued on or after September 26, 2024, the day Adams was indicted on federal bribery charges.
January 1, 2026 at 11:07 PM
I was wondering what Mamdani's first executive order would be, and I'm not disappointed by this.
He has wiped off the books EVERY Eric Adams executive order issued on or after September 26, 2024, the day Adams was indicted on federal bribery charges.
He has wiped off the books EVERY Eric Adams executive order issued on or after September 26, 2024, the day Adams was indicted on federal bribery charges.
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Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
January 1, 2026 at 8:00 PM
Mamdani: For too long, those fluent in the good grammar of civility have deployed decorum to mask agendas of cruelty
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Controversial take but I agree that if you have even center left politics you should be barefoot wearing a barrel with suspenders. You should have a wallet with a single moth and nothing else in it. You should be slicing up a single bean paper thin and eating it slowly on a trash can lid
January 1, 2026 at 5:49 PM
Controversial take but I agree that if you have even center left politics you should be barefoot wearing a barrel with suspenders. You should have a wallet with a single moth and nothing else in it. You should be slicing up a single bean paper thin and eating it slowly on a trash can lid
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Nice touch - the trans announcer from the subway (“Stand clear of the platform edge”) is doing the announcing
January 1, 2026 at 6:43 PM
Nice touch - the trans announcer from the subway (“Stand clear of the platform edge”) is doing the announcing
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I feel a need to stress that this is classically homophobic take. On top of running on old stereotypes about queer men, it positions the oppression of queer men as not patriarchal, as if the “patriarchal imagination” already includes them!
gold medal probably goes to “Heated Rivalry is a sapphic romance because it is both sexy AND romantic and wholesome and caring, something that could only be written by a woman”. bioessentialist stereotyping of women as inherently caring AND of irl gay male sexuality as devoid of any romance
January 1, 2026 at 5:17 PM
I feel a need to stress that this is classically homophobic take. On top of running on old stereotypes about queer men, it positions the oppression of queer men as not patriarchal, as if the “patriarchal imagination” already includes them!
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my one plea as we ring in the new year with Zohran being sworn in as mayor is to take some fucking wins
he’s not going to be perfect, there will be setbacks and disappointments, but take some joy and some pride in the good that comes out of this
good things are more durable when we celebrate them
he’s not going to be perfect, there will be setbacks and disappointments, but take some joy and some pride in the good that comes out of this
good things are more durable when we celebrate them
January 1, 2026 at 5:34 AM
my one plea as we ring in the new year with Zohran being sworn in as mayor is to take some fucking wins
he’s not going to be perfect, there will be setbacks and disappointments, but take some joy and some pride in the good that comes out of this
good things are more durable when we celebrate them
he’s not going to be perfect, there will be setbacks and disappointments, but take some joy and some pride in the good that comes out of this
good things are more durable when we celebrate them
Hes a little guy with a heart of chaos
January 1, 2026 at 5:33 PM
Hes a little guy with a heart of chaos
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just one more thing… happy new year!
January 1, 2026 at 4:41 PM
just one more thing… happy new year!
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“C’mon, Sylvia … where’s your spirit of adventure?”
January 1, 2026 at 5:05 PM
“C’mon, Sylvia … where’s your spirit of adventure?”
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Recovering Alcoholic Clearly Kind Of Proud Of Once Being An Alcoholic https://theonion.com/recovering-alcoholic-clearly-kind-of-proud-of-once-bein-1819566835/
January 1, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Recovering Alcoholic Clearly Kind Of Proud Of Once Being An Alcoholic https://theonion.com/recovering-alcoholic-clearly-kind-of-proud-of-once-bein-1819566835/
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BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
January 1, 2026 at 5:10 AM
BREAKING: Explosions felt across New York City as full socialism begins
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🚨 Breaking: NYC no more
affordable than it was 53 minutes ago. An exclusive
on how it all went wrong for Mamdani.
affordable than it was 53 minutes ago. An exclusive
on how it all went wrong for Mamdani.
As Zohran Mamdani became the mayor of New York City at a small ceremony shortly after midnight Thursday, the clock started ticking on his pledges to make the city more affordable.
Mamdani Takes Office and Must Now Try to Deliver on His Boldest Promises
The clock is ticking on the new mayor’s pledges to make New York City more affordable, including expanded child care and free buses.
on.wsj.com
January 1, 2026 at 5:52 AM
🚨 Breaking: NYC no more
affordable than it was 53 minutes ago. An exclusive
on how it all went wrong for Mamdani.
affordable than it was 53 minutes ago. An exclusive
on how it all went wrong for Mamdani.
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Outlook for the new year ...
December 31, 2025 at 11:20 PM
Outlook for the new year ...
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When you get the reputation of being the guy with the encouraging words on New Year's Eve, it can start to come through as a little pressure -- what if the situation on the ground is worse than usual? what if people are more scared than they usually are, and with cause? what use are good vibes then?
December 31, 2025 at 11:21 PM
When you get the reputation of being the guy with the encouraging words on New Year's Eve, it can start to come through as a little pressure -- what if the situation on the ground is worse than usual? what if people are more scared than they usually are, and with cause? what use are good vibes then?
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Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
December 31, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Cat Follows Man Through Apartment Like Racist Walgreens Employee https://theonion.com/cat-follows-man-through-apartment-like-racist-walgreens-employee/
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31 Dec 2025
December 31, 2025 at 6:52 PM
31 Dec 2025
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i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video
December 29, 2025 at 9:14 PM
i have very rapidly become incapable of thinking about anything that isn’t this video
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This was a pretty good one
December 31, 2025 at 12:10 AM
This was a pretty good one