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@ollieinpittsburgh.bsky.social
software eng and data scientist in pittsburgh (via san diego ca, via sonora, ca)

non-competitive gym rat. gen x (76).

(he/him/christ this asshole)

dipped twice in the sass bucket
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Paint me like one of your dumb fucks
December 24, 2025 at 1:57 AM
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10,000 Maniacs in 1997 is worth about 20,200 Maniacs today.
December 23, 2025 at 10:57 PM
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"It is logically impossible to simultaneously be evil, corrupt, and incompetent" is an absolutely amazing take to have in the year of 2025
December 23, 2025 at 9:51 PM
"she's so good at her job that she did the right thing but failed" is a weird take
Bari Weiss was right about how to improve the “60 Minutes” CECOT report, Graeme Wood argues—but her “drama-detector, so refined when seeking out news stories, seems to have failed her when avoiding it in her own newsroom.”
What Bari Weiss Got Right
And what she got wrong
bit.ly
December 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
the 60 minutes episode that got yanked
December 22, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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Instead of flying through the sky to deliver presents Santa should burst out of the earth like a Dune worm
December 22, 2025 at 6:53 PM
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It's the last few days before Christmas. Buy safe gifts for kids!
December 22, 2025 at 2:23 PM
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Why do I hear this in The Muppets Theme Song?
December 21, 2025 at 10:35 PM
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Pssst… if you’re still trying to think of what to get for somebody, they probably don’t have a cool drawing of power lines.

Luckily my bf @marcusjmerritt.com can fix that for you!

marcusmerritt.bigcartel.com/products
December 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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Amazing work from whoever was up in N6914W over Ohio … www.flightaware.com/live/flight/...
December 22, 2025 at 12:03 AM
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when they say "take the country back," they're not talking about winning elections
Republicans control literally every lever of federal power right now.
JD Vance: "If you miss Charlie Kirk…do you promise to take the country back from the people who took his life?"
December 22, 2025 at 12:12 AM
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December 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
the very somber widow
if this was me at a public event mourning my spouse who was violently murdered my kids would either have me committed or never speak to me again
December 22, 2025 at 12:50 PM
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Doc Bullfrog, you smoke too tough. Your swag too different. Your bitch is too bad. They’ll kill you.
December 22, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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Everyone in the federal government and the media only has one job and it's frantically running around and trying to hide evidence of the president's many crimes. They are so tired and all they want is for him to at least pause the crimes for a minute but he keeps on doing new ones
December 22, 2025 at 3:06 AM
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Los Angeles mayor says "both sides botched it" during January fires.

Finally, someone in LA bold enough to speak out against both the pro-fire and anti-fire sides.
'Both sides botched it.' Bass, in unguarded moment, rips responses to Palisades, Eaton fires
Bass, in an interview with The Times, said she made her remarks during a "casual conversation" with a podcast host — after the program was over.
www.latimes.com
December 22, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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I bet Trump signs stuff with a paw print like a dog mayor
December 20, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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Since there seems to be files getting deleted from the Epstein release, I've made all four dataset zip files available for download. These are the files as they were originally released. (Downloaded within minutes of them being made public)

~3GB in size

drive.proton.me/urls/P0XVG30...
Proton Drive
Securely store, share, and access your important files and photos. Anytime, anywhere.
drive.proton.me
December 20, 2025 at 8:27 PM
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Excuse my language but this looks like absolute dog shit.
I’m currently outside of the Kennedy Center:
December 19, 2025 at 7:51 PM
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Venezuela is not a Pacific nation.... So whose nationals are these?
cnn.com CNN @cnn.com · 5d
The US military conducted strikes against two alleged drug-trafficking boats in the eastern Pacific Ocean, killing 5 people, according to US Southern Command.

At least 104 people have now been killed in similar US strikes, and Thursday’s attack marks the third this week. https://cnn.it/48X0HCI
December 19, 2025 at 6:43 AM
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It sure looks like Dan Bongino is abandoning the Trump administration right before the Epstein files come out and ruin his silly-ass podcasting career
December 18, 2025 at 3:19 AM
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😄
December 18, 2025 at 10:13 AM
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Applications for Pittsburgh's Snow Angels program are open! ❄️
Snow Angels
The City's Snow Angel Program helps Pittsburgh residents with snow removal services during the winter season
engage.pittsburghpa.gov
December 17, 2025 at 5:40 PM