ashtronaut
@oliviahall.bsky.social
She/her. minors please dni.
AO3 (mostly nsfw): https://archiveofourown.org/users/ashtronaut17/works
Fiction/Narration comms/tip jar: https://ko-fi.com/ashtronaut30264
AO3 (mostly nsfw): https://archiveofourown.org/users/ashtronaut17/works
Fiction/Narration comms/tip jar: https://ko-fi.com/ashtronaut30264
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Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
December 9, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Will Arnett was on Conan and told a story about how Conan dealt with the death of his parents by accusing Jason Bateman of killing them. It’s so funny.
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just got sent this video and it's very important to me that you all watch it
HELL YEAH (FAINT AMV)
YouTube video by markag
www.youtube.com
December 9, 2025 at 5:39 AM
just got sent this video and it's very important to me that you all watch it
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Let's be sensitive to our language choices this week!
December 8, 2025 at 5:21 PM
Let's be sensitive to our language choices this week!
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i know what you did not do last summer. you did not clean out the garage like i asked.
December 6, 2025 at 4:07 PM
i know what you did not do last summer. you did not clean out the garage like i asked.
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you never see a commercial for onions. everyone just kinda knows about them
July 23, 2023 at 6:14 PM
you never see a commercial for onions. everyone just kinda knows about them
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Five Nights at Uni’s?
December 5, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Five Nights at Uni’s?
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December 4, 2025 at 10:11 PM
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Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
December 2, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Chiitan Knight will continue to spread his message until there are no more transgender people who are subjected to unjustified criticism and slander♡
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
Let's create a world where we can all love freely🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈
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I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice
December 4, 2025 at 3:05 AM
I’ve sometimes fallen into the trap of thinking that complementing a creative person for their work is less sophisticated or desired than discussion or debate about it but very often the best thing you can say to them is hell yeah and that doesn’t make you dumb it just makes you nice
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It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
December 2, 2025 at 10:22 PM
It's with heavy hearts that we share that Claude, our beloved albino alligator, has passed away at the age of 30. Claude brought joy to millions of people at the Academy and across the world during his 17 year tenure. We will miss him dearly. 🤍
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the thing about extra-time accommodations is that either they help you a lot or they don't matter much, and if they help you a lot that is evidence that you should get them
Even by the standards of The Atlantic, this is an extraordinarily weak evidence base for an article.
Data from a tiny handful of schools that isn't measuring the variable at issue and a few thin, secondhand anecdotes.
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
Data from a tiny handful of schools that isn't measuring the variable at issue and a few thin, secondhand anecdotes.
www.theatlantic.com/magazine/202...
December 2, 2025 at 7:53 PM
the thing about extra-time accommodations is that either they help you a lot or they don't matter much, and if they help you a lot that is evidence that you should get them
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I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
November 27, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'm old.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
If you're not, listen to this.
Get a guitar or some drums, or a trumpet. Pick up a brush, a pencil, some clay or a welder.
Just make shit. It doesn't have to be good (eventually it will be) just make music, art or write or whatever.
It's literally never been more important.
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BEHOLD
THE APEX PREDATOR HAS HUNTED A SOCK
THE APEX PREDATOR HAS HUNTED A SOCK
November 28, 2025 at 10:30 PM
BEHOLD
THE APEX PREDATOR HAS HUNTED A SOCK
THE APEX PREDATOR HAS HUNTED A SOCK
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If you’re going to eat dry turkey with your relatives and acquaintances, you might as well regale them with trivia about the Epstein files. How many times is Harvard mentioned? How much did it cost taxpayers to get the emails redacted? How much DOES Larry Summers hate women?
✍️ @soleilho.com
✍️ @soleilho.com
How to Shoehorn the Epstein Files Into Any Thanksgiving Dinner Conversation
Thanksgiving is for suckers. Here’s how to ruin it for everyone.
www.coyotemedia.org
November 26, 2025 at 4:59 PM
If you’re going to eat dry turkey with your relatives and acquaintances, you might as well regale them with trivia about the Epstein files. How many times is Harvard mentioned? How much did it cost taxpayers to get the emails redacted? How much DOES Larry Summers hate women?
✍️ @soleilho.com
✍️ @soleilho.com
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I took a day off yesterday (gasp!!) to hang out with my cousins at the pool. Took a nap afterwards and later watched Frankenstein but couldn’t get into it so I painted a scene from The Emperor’s Fist in procreate instead while the movie was on (this one’s for my deep-cut vorthos friends).
November 24, 2025 at 2:35 PM
I took a day off yesterday (gasp!!) to hang out with my cousins at the pool. Took a nap afterwards and later watched Frankenstein but couldn’t get into it so I painted a scene from The Emperor’s Fist in procreate instead while the movie was on (this one’s for my deep-cut vorthos friends).
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really is incredible how often "men are having a problem, let's fix it using someone else's entire life" comes up. does the institute for family studies understand that children are whole complete human beings whose existence cannot be used as a coping mechanism for their fathers' anxieties? (no)
November 24, 2025 at 2:55 PM
really is incredible how often "men are having a problem, let's fix it using someone else's entire life" comes up. does the institute for family studies understand that children are whole complete human beings whose existence cannot be used as a coping mechanism for their fathers' anxieties? (no)
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the way to get students to stop using AI is to take away the incentive to cheat in the first by minimizing time pressure and course load and showing them that educating themselves is inherently valuable and not a matter of getting good grades. unfortunately idk how to do that in the current system.
November 24, 2025 at 4:03 AM
the way to get students to stop using AI is to take away the incentive to cheat in the first by minimizing time pressure and course load and showing them that educating themselves is inherently valuable and not a matter of getting good grades. unfortunately idk how to do that in the current system.
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Tasha Yar did what every woman dreams of: having sex with a robot and then dying unrelatedly
October 25, 2024 at 2:49 PM
Tasha Yar did what every woman dreams of: having sex with a robot and then dying unrelatedly
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November 21, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
November 21, 2025 at 12:11 PM
while I’m being cranky, access journalism needs to go. When the president does his “I’m alpha because I insulted you” thing somebody needs to fall on his sword and say “what the fuck is wrong with you, old man?” on a hot mic. the hero of the wizard of Oz is Toto.
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Just so it's clear. It's not allowing AI because it's trying to create a clean dataset for training AI. It's not because any of the involved parties actually care about human created art.
Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.
Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.
Vine is being rebooted under the name diVine, with funding from Twitter’s former CEO Jack Dorsey.
The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content.
(divine.video)
The app plans to feature more than 10,000 previously archived Vines and does not allow AI-generated content.
(divine.video)
November 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Just so it's clear. It's not allowing AI because it's trying to create a clean dataset for training AI. It's not because any of the involved parties actually care about human created art.
Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.
Demons can lie to you. You have to rebuke them categorically, rather than fold when they say the right words.
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started taking beta blockers. so I don’t have to read your posts
August 6, 2025 at 4:07 AM
started taking beta blockers. so I don’t have to read your posts
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January 31, 2025 at 10:22 PM
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you don't suck at art. you're learning. you aren't an awful writer, you're still understanding how things work. You aren't horrible, you see the places in your work that have space for improvement. Even if you think your art isn't the best, you still created something and you should be proud of that
November 20, 2025 at 11:17 PM
you don't suck at art. you're learning. you aren't an awful writer, you're still understanding how things work. You aren't horrible, you see the places in your work that have space for improvement. Even if you think your art isn't the best, you still created something and you should be proud of that