Andre “Bolas Guy” Garcia
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Andre “Bolas Guy” Garcia
@artofandregarcia.com
(he/him) Alleged Magic artist, dragon aficionado. The Villain©

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I recently had the absolute pleasure of illustrating @spice8rack.bsky.social for the new @coolstuffinc.com token!

It was a genuine treat to capture them (again) in a magical setting, and I’m grateful to Cool Stuff for this wonderful opportunity 😊🌑☀️
In my youth I used to hop on the 4 at Woodland to go into the city. It’s nice to be reminded of fond memories this way 😊
Freaking love this city and all the people in it so much….a bunch of people went and turned the 4 train into the Polar Express giving out toys to kids along the way from the Bronx to Brooklyn….shoutout to the @newyorkers.live account on IG for doing this 🙏 www.instagram.com/reel/DSnsvWS...
December 26, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Merry Christmas everyone!
December 25, 2025 at 3:31 PM
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December 21, 2025 at 2:05 AM
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Cardboard Crack books make great gifts for the holidays. See all available collections at amazon.com/dp/B0DZT8MBCR #MTG
December 4, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Call him out every time.
December 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
In his defense, it’s about on par with the kind of math their base is capable of. They’re well aware of the reasons they’re so dead set on cutting down on education.
FOX: If you cut something by 100%, the cost goes down to 0. If you cut it by 600%, the drug companies are actually paying you

LUTNICK: What he's saying is if a drug was $100 and you bring it down to $13, it's down 7 times

F: Not a 600% cut

L: But it's 700% higher price before. It's down 700% now
December 18, 2025 at 8:21 PM
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"I didn’t have the courage to come out until I was 21, and that means 21 years of pain, 21 years of unwavering homesickness that only went away when I was able to get the care that I needed. And my biggest regret in life is that I never had a childhood without that pain.”
December 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
Had a breakthrough today. My soul is at peace.

(However you’re reading this, it’s not important all to anyone but me lol)
a man in a suit and tie is raising his arms in the air in an office .
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is raising his arms in the air in an office .
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December 17, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Me on New Phyrexia: ł ₳₥ ₥Ɏ ₵₳Ɽ ₭ɆɎ₴
Me on Lorwyn: "I lost my car keys."

Me on Shadowmoor: "I lost my fucking car keys."
December 17, 2025 at 11:04 PM
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Inky Niv-Mizzet, Parun
w/ Gold accents
24 hr auction here:
www.ebay.com/itm/13685659...
December 17, 2025 at 3:31 AM
Me: I think Christmas is making me melancholy, maybe even a little sad. Feelin’ kinda blue

My poor, malnourished brain: YOU HAVEN’T EATEN IN 9 HOURS! YOU’RE NOT SAD, YOU’RE RUNNING ON FUMES!

Me: maybe the gym will cheer me up

My brain: OMFG 😩😫😭🫩💀
a black and white photo of a boy with the words please sir may i have some more below him
ALT: a black and white photo of a boy with the words please sir may i have some more below him
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December 17, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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For a measly $1/mo you can support Moxfield and remove ads from the page.

S M A R T

www.patreon.com/moxfield/
December 16, 2025 at 10:36 PM
Absolutely based.
December 16, 2025 at 11:03 PM
I need to step up my game.
one of my best #1 jace beleren fan insane moments ever
December 15, 2025 at 5:17 PM
😥
December 15, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Starting my morning with a cup of coffee and a motivational score ☕️

open.spotify.com/track/2EEgmZ...
「荒ぶる邂逅 ~巨像との戦い~」~「甦る力 ~巨像との戦い~」
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December 15, 2025 at 3:47 PM
“I’ve got a baaad feeling about this.”
- Lieutenant Commander Data
December 12, 2025 at 5:35 AM
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Epic pays for licensing fees for the games they give away for free as promotions. Which means even if YOU aren't paying for it, you're giving money to JK Rowling to harm transgender people AND elevating her stature by giving her franchise higher numbers.

NO TERF WIZARD GAME. NO TERF WIZARD SHOW.
Hogwarts Legacy is free on Epic Games Store. Mystery game is the next title buff.ly/HE94Ti2
December 12, 2025 at 3:09 AM
Post trip blues are hitting me hard this time. Kinda surprised tbh.

Anyway, here’s a pic of clouds I took on the flight home.
December 11, 2025 at 8:12 PM
It’s like poetry, they rhyme.
December 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
You know what..? Well played.
December 10, 2025 at 2:22 AM
It doesn’t hurt to repost the garbage currently afflicting our country along with the added note that if you support or tolerate this, *please* by all means unfollow me. You’re not welcome here. I don’t need your fucking like and I certainly don’t like you. Grow up.

Otherwise… happy holidays!!
Trump: "Ilhan Omar, whatever the hell her name is. With her little turban. I love her. She comes in, does nothing but bitch ... we ought to get her the hell out ... she's here illegally."

The crowd in Pennsylvania then starts chanting "send her back!"
December 10, 2025 at 1:15 AM
And IiiiiiiiiIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiii—
i wish you joy and happiness. but above all this, i wish you love
December 8, 2025 at 1:17 PM
There’s a really cool project on my not-so-back-burner that features [REDACTED], whom I’ve wanted to paint for a very long time now, in a [REDACTED] setting featuring [REDACTED].

I can’t wait for you all to see (eventually 😩)
December 7, 2025 at 7:46 PM