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oliviahall.bsky.social
felt petty
a screenshot of the original post's awful bit of journalistic writing, with my edits of words like "repeated for an effect but the effect is incomprehensible", and "bullets don't launch bullets. Try a different metaphor" and "this reads like a poem, but its rhythm is abandoned" and "bullets that launch bullets, carve protocols, cut boughs and cut the track. What's going on?"
November 18, 2025 at 5:32 AM
oliviahall.bsky.social
couldn't help myself
bari weiss's article, but now with a line edit with phrases like "avoid hedging" and "redundant".
September 4, 2025 at 1:18 AM
oliviahall.bsky.social
pulls up to the club in official BART merch because nothin's sexier than efficient and reliable public transit 😤🚈
black polo shirt with embroidered logo for BART (bay area rapid transit rail system) socks with BART logo and blue silhouette of San Francisco black beanie with BART logo
July 30, 2025 at 6:09 AM
oliviahall.bsky.social
Forgive my novice artistry but I drew this last night and maybe u will find it amusing...
"Barok to the Future" #TGAA
A comic showing the initial time-travel scene from Back to the Future where Marty goes "Let's see if these bastards can do 90!" But it's Barok van Zieks from The Great Ace Attorney instead of Marty, and Albert Harebrayne as Doc
June 11, 2025 at 10:16 PM
oliviahall.bsky.social
the art of the mtg card "live or die" with the captions "five color Vendrell rooms" and "anything else"
January 17, 2025 at 8:23 PM
oliviahall.bsky.social
wrote a #poem last night titled "Clawing our Way Out"
The cave we are in is collapsing. A grave. But we are not dead yet, and there is still an opening in the rock through which we look outward. Instead of dropping bombs, our country bandages the wounds of history, ends poverty, heals the climate. A friendly competition: most environmentally-restorative, highest equality, happiest people—an Olympics to save the world. We scrabble through the tunnel. Towards the outside, gasping for air, bloodying our nails against the rock. We see it! We see it!
January 15, 2025 at 8:28 PM
oliviahall.bsky.social
I did it! after many months i beat jokerless! the key is to believe in yourself and also to dig for ur blue seal cards every chance u get...i've never been so locked in
the levels of poker hands in the game "balatro". The flush is level thirty-nine. the vouchers i redeemed in the winning run. overstock, discount, extra hand, extra discard, hieroglyph.
January 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
oliviahall.bsky.social
They are parallel
Two cats, a tabby and a tuxedo, lying on each other on a bed. The cats are in the exact same pose.
December 9, 2024 at 10:06 PM
oliviahall.bsky.social
thanks LSV for givin me somethin to focus on rn!!!
December 1, 2024 at 8:33 PM
oliviahall.bsky.social
It's not even Thanksgiving yet but my sister is COOKING!!!
cubecobra id: 1e0dac50-dd8b-4da7-a8af-fcafd3083658
#mtgcube
November 26, 2024 at 7:19 PM