GUINNESS
@guinnessisacat.bsky.social
AUTHOR. MODEL. ACTOR. A GOOD AND PRETTY BOY. I STEAL FOOD AND BREAK THINGS. OPINIONS ARE MY OWN. HE/HIM. 🇨🇦
STAGES OF YOUR HUMAN COMING HOME AFTER A FEW DAYS AWAY:
1. HARK! A KEY TURNS IN THE LATCH!
2. DON’T TOUCH ME I’M TOO EXCITED
3. I WILL CUDDLE YOU UNTIL I MELT INTO YOU
4. SO HOW ABOUT EARLY DINNER?
1. HARK! A KEY TURNS IN THE LATCH!
2. DON’T TOUCH ME I’M TOO EXCITED
3. I WILL CUDDLE YOU UNTIL I MELT INTO YOU
4. SO HOW ABOUT EARLY DINNER?
November 9, 2025 at 1:36 AM
STAGES OF YOUR HUMAN COMING HOME AFTER A FEW DAYS AWAY:
1. HARK! A KEY TURNS IN THE LATCH!
2. DON’T TOUCH ME I’M TOO EXCITED
3. I WILL CUDDLE YOU UNTIL I MELT INTO YOU
4. SO HOW ABOUT EARLY DINNER?
1. HARK! A KEY TURNS IN THE LATCH!
2. DON’T TOUCH ME I’M TOO EXCITED
3. I WILL CUDDLE YOU UNTIL I MELT INTO YOU
4. SO HOW ABOUT EARLY DINNER?
IT’S GETTING COLDER OUTSIDE
AND COZIER INSIDE
AND COZIER INSIDE
November 3, 2025 at 1:38 AM
IT’S GETTING COLDER OUTSIDE
AND COZIER INSIDE
AND COZIER INSIDE
November 1, 2025 at 12:24 AM
I AM BUT A PAGE IN THE GREAT TOME OF HISTORY
AS ARE YOU
AS ARE YOU
Book from 1911 showing that taking photos of cats and furnishing them with an amusing caption is far from being a phenomenon born with the internet. More here: https://publicdomainreview.org/collection/kittens-and-cats-a-first-reader-1911-cats-and-captions-before-the-internet-age #NationalCatDay
October 29, 2025 at 1:33 PM
I AM BUT A PAGE IN THE GREAT TOME OF HISTORY
AS ARE YOU
AS ARE YOU
WE HAVE A LASER POINTER AT HOME, THEY SAID
October 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
WE HAVE A LASER POINTER AT HOME, THEY SAID
I’M A LITTLE BABY BUT I STILL LIKE TO RUMMAGE IN THE TRASH SOMETIMES 😽
October 27, 2025 at 1:07 AM
I’M A LITTLE BABY BUT I STILL LIKE TO RUMMAGE IN THE TRASH SOMETIMES 😽
I SAT IN THE HALL AND SCREAMED UNTIL MY HUMAN LOOKED AT ME
THEN I STOPPED
I JUST WISHED TO BE PERCEIVED
THEN I STOPPED
I JUST WISHED TO BE PERCEIVED
October 25, 2025 at 12:53 PM
I SAT IN THE HALL AND SCREAMED UNTIL MY HUMAN LOOKED AT ME
THEN I STOPPED
I JUST WISHED TO BE PERCEIVED
THEN I STOPPED
I JUST WISHED TO BE PERCEIVED
I AM SO GOOD AT HIDING
HEE HEE HEE
HEE HEE HEE
October 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I AM SO GOOD AT HIDING
HEE HEE HEE
HEE HEE HEE
ON A GLOOMY AUTUMN DAY, IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THAN SITTING ON YOUR HUMAN AND PURRING UP A STORM?
NO
NO, THERE IS NOT
NO
NO, THERE IS NOT
October 19, 2025 at 7:01 PM
ON A GLOOMY AUTUMN DAY, IS THERE ANYTHING BETTER THAN SITTING ON YOUR HUMAN AND PURRING UP A STORM?
NO
NO, THERE IS NOT
NO
NO, THERE IS NOT
SO I SEE YOU’RE EATING BREAD
October 12, 2025 at 8:31 PM
SO I SEE YOU’RE EATING BREAD
CRASHED IN MY BOX
COVERED IN CATNIP
THE PARTY LIFE CHOSE ME
COVERED IN CATNIP
THE PARTY LIFE CHOSE ME
October 9, 2025 at 1:03 PM
CRASHED IN MY BOX
COVERED IN CATNIP
THE PARTY LIFE CHOSE ME
COVERED IN CATNIP
THE PARTY LIFE CHOSE ME
Reposted by GUINNESS
Even larks and kittycats are supposed, by some, to dream.
September 27, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Even larks and kittycats are supposed, by some, to dream.
OH NO MY HUMAN AND I FORGOT MY ADOPTION DAY ANNIVERSARY
IT HAS BEEN NINE YEARS (AND A BIT) SINCE I CAME HOME FOR THE FIRST TIME
ADOPTING, FOSTERING, AND RESCUING ANIMALS IS A WONDERFUL THING
IT HAS BEEN NINE YEARS (AND A BIT) SINCE I CAME HOME FOR THE FIRST TIME
ADOPTING, FOSTERING, AND RESCUING ANIMALS IS A WONDERFUL THING
October 5, 2025 at 12:17 PM
OH NO MY HUMAN AND I FORGOT MY ADOPTION DAY ANNIVERSARY
IT HAS BEEN NINE YEARS (AND A BIT) SINCE I CAME HOME FOR THE FIRST TIME
ADOPTING, FOSTERING, AND RESCUING ANIMALS IS A WONDERFUL THING
IT HAS BEEN NINE YEARS (AND A BIT) SINCE I CAME HOME FOR THE FIRST TIME
ADOPTING, FOSTERING, AND RESCUING ANIMALS IS A WONDERFUL THING
I MADE MY HUMAN GO TO BED
IF YOU NEED A REMINDER TOO -
**GO TO BED**
IF YOU NEED A REMINDER TOO -
**GO TO BED**
October 1, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I MADE MY HUMAN GO TO BED
IF YOU NEED A REMINDER TOO -
**GO TO BED**
IF YOU NEED A REMINDER TOO -
**GO TO BED**
I HAVE A NEW BOX!!!!!!!
September 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I HAVE A NEW BOX!!!!!!!
HELLO
WHO WILL COME TRICK-OR-TREAT AT MY HOUSE?
WHO WILL COME TRICK-OR-TREAT AT MY HOUSE?
September 29, 2025 at 11:40 AM
HELLO
WHO WILL COME TRICK-OR-TREAT AT MY HOUSE?
WHO WILL COME TRICK-OR-TREAT AT MY HOUSE?
HILL HOUSE, NOT SANE, STOOS BY ITSELF AGAINST THE HILLS, HOLDING DARKNESS WITHIN…
September 27, 2025 at 9:45 PM
HILL HOUSE, NOT SANE, STOOS BY ITSELF AGAINST THE HILLS, HOLDING DARKNESS WITHIN…
Reposted by GUINNESS
as bluesky's premier #anarchist cat, i notice i post a lot of cat content, but more rarely any anarchist content! so today i want to start a tradition, that i hope will be good for all. i officially announce this the inaugural...
THEORY THURSDAY!
(please excuse my uncharacteristic shouting)
THEORY THURSDAY!
(please excuse my uncharacteristic shouting)
September 25, 2025 at 9:37 PM
as bluesky's premier #anarchist cat, i notice i post a lot of cat content, but more rarely any anarchist content! so today i want to start a tradition, that i hope will be good for all. i officially announce this the inaugural...
THEORY THURSDAY!
(please excuse my uncharacteristic shouting)
THEORY THURSDAY!
(please excuse my uncharacteristic shouting)
HEY I JUST WANTED TO SAY
YOU’RE DOING GREAT
YOU’RE DOING GREAT
September 26, 2025 at 2:58 AM
HEY I JUST WANTED TO SAY
YOU’RE DOING GREAT
YOU’RE DOING GREAT
WATCHING THE TUMBLEWEEDS OF ETERNITY ROLL PAST
September 24, 2025 at 9:50 PM
WATCHING THE TUMBLEWEEDS OF ETERNITY ROLL PAST
BEHOLD MY DAINTY CROSSED PAWS
September 22, 2025 at 1:43 AM
BEHOLD MY DAINTY CROSSED PAWS